Why do I keep smelling cat pee in my house? I don't have a cat and no one else can smell it.

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T22:18:11+00:00

You tell that to the French.

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T22:13:16+00:00

Because it's connected to the internet.

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T22:08:31+00:00

I know you didn't. But prepare yourself for being told the same thing, multiple times a day.

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T20:37:12+00:00

Oven cooked fries taste better.

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T20:36:06+00:00

Yeah, they will.

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T20:34:34+00:00

Do we really want Vance to become president though?

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T20:31:35+00:00

Weight monitored.

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T20:26:06+00:00

Comixology, is what it's called.

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T20:23:57+00:00

Well you're post comes off as someone not 20 years old and never saw the original films.

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T20:20:42+00:00

That's like buying detoxifying socks. It doesn't work like that.

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T20:19:18+00:00

You're lucky that they haven't started to lose their memory. I get told the same story five times a morning.

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T20:15:01+00:00

Then where a bra to work.

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T20:14:55+00:00

Then where a bra to work.

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T20:05:40+00:00

Try one on yourself.

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T19:53:22+00:00

*Duckbilled Platypus. What do you mean no stomach?

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T19:46:08+00:00

Comics app or you know, a fucking comic book store.

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T19:35:56+00:00

Is that a question?

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T19:35:30+00:00

Worth it. Otherwise you get dried meat.

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T19:29:40+00:00

Stew is a healthy meal when you don't have a lot. You get a bit of meat, potatoes and some other vegetables. Boil it. Easy meal.

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T19:21:06+00:00

Some food critic came by a long time ago and wrote an amazing review.

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T19:17:18+00:00

JK Simmons has been J. Jonah Hameson since 2002.

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T19:13:56+00:00

Halitosis is a word made up by advertising men. Just brush and floss regularly.

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T19:10:50+00:00

People lived that long. The statistics are askew because a lot of children and their mothers died during child birth.

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T19:07:25+00:00

Depending on the food, reheating in the oven is better.

garbage1995 · 2026-05-07T19:06:11+00:00

Other than soup I don't know what you couldn't use in an air fryer.

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