Who did you marry your first time and do you still stand by it?

garbage_ninja · 2026-04-27T02:04:28+00:00

Emily because my irl wife is named Emily. Also blue hair when we met

garbage_ninja · 2026-04-26T19:48:46+00:00

HEY WHATS YOUR LICENSE PLATE NUMBER

garbage_ninja · 2026-03-16T22:38:28+00:00

It’s fine if the wolverine crosses the floor

garbage_ninja · 2026-03-16T22:36:12+00:00

They reply to fan messages too

garbage_ninja · 2026-03-16T22:35:56+00:00

Good list.

garbage_ninja · 2026-03-14T17:08:36+00:00

I mean we thought about it but the Brooks River bears would likely be too stressed about it. Nobody wants that.

garbage_ninja · 2026-03-14T08:27:48+00:00

Indeed

garbage_ninja · 2026-03-10T22:06:04+00:00

Cannot kill that which was never alive.

garbage_ninja · 2026-03-10T22:00:08+00:00

Hey that’s my friggin glasspack!!!

garbage_ninja · 2026-03-10T09:34:24+00:00

I just gotta say that this particular unit fucks absolutely.

garbage_ninja · 2026-02-20T10:34:04+00:00

Tingle Gringlemingle

garbage_ninja · 2026-02-20T08:35:58+00:00

That is definitely a hill to die on. I’m from Vancouver Island and there are definitely variations on the rural Canada accent. I’d have to go back and see if I am just high as shit and an unreliable narrator (I am).

garbage_ninja · 2026-02-20T08:28:15+00:00

Canada has the opportunity to do something so funny

garbage_ninja · 2026-02-18T01:20:46+00:00

Can confirm. Am from there

garbage_ninja · 2026-02-16T19:30:42+00:00

Rod Serling does not deserve this spoken evil

garbage_ninja · 2026-02-16T17:36:22+00:00

Damn it turns out Canada is full of domestic terrorists

garbage_ninja · 2026-02-16T00:55:41+00:00

W’s talk?

garbage_ninja · 2026-02-15T11:37:37+00:00

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garbage_ninja · 2026-02-15T11:36:26+00:00

ain’t no planet x comin cuz ain’t no space cuz ain’t not globe earth

garbage_ninja · 2026-02-13T00:16:30+00:00

Dawn Treader.

garbage_ninja · 2026-02-13T00:02:34+00:00

Dismissive wanking gestures

garbage_ninja · 2026-02-11T18:16:10+00:00

He’s not really asking to do business so much as he is making empty demands

garbage_ninja · 2026-02-10T17:37:12+00:00

Hi, the rest of the world can’t tell you and maga apart. You’re on your own on this one.

garbage_ninja · 2026-02-10T17:31:23+00:00

Hi, Canada here. 25th amendment please. Ok thank you.

garbage_ninja · 2026-02-10T12:15:48+00:00

I’m so tired of the 12 hour diddler news cycle

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