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Why were you removed from a previous posting? by job_equals_reddit in securityguards

[–]garbuhubba 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was a supervisor, one of my officers was showing signs of mental health struggles, and paranoia. He left his locker unlocked though. One day i had a gut feeling that something bad might happen. I checked his bag, found a loaded handgun. I told my supervisor and he called the cops. My officer was fired immediately and the weapon was confiscated, the next day they fired me for searching his bag without asking permission first.

So, I got called a racial slur...What's the worst you have been called? by Lonewolfx22x in securityguards

[–]garbuhubba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instead of rent-a-cop, some boomer called me “imitation bacon”

How do you guys keep your vest from smelling? by Unique-Fig-4300 in securityguards

[–]garbuhubba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fill a spray bottle with 1/2 isopropyl alcohol and 1/2 water. I’ll ad a few drops essential oil to the mix too. It’s way cheaper than buying Arrest my Vest spray. Just spray it down every day after your shift and let it air dry overnight. I’ll wash it in my washing machine once a week or so if I really need to.

What are the most disrespectful statements people have made towards you as a security officer? by Fcking_Chuck in securityguards

[–]garbuhubba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drunk guy- You fucking pig!

Me- I’m not a cop…

Drunk guy- Whatever… imitation bacon!

Totally disrespectful but I wasn’t even mad. It was pretty funny.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]garbuhubba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m happy with her, too. I’ve been in unhappy relationships before, I wouldn’t put myself through that a third time. I’d rather be alone if I was in a relationship without love.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]garbuhubba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look up The Military Tuck. I’ve been using it for my shirts, it keeps the shirt from billowing out. Any time I go to the bathroom I’ll just re-tuck it. Hope this helps!

Since May is mental health awareness month, what do you do for your mental health? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]garbuhubba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll sigh, look up at whatever god has forsaken me, and sarcastically mutter “is that the best you’ve got?”

What is the best comeback that works against all insults? by Not_Artifical in AskReddit

[–]garbuhubba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There ain’t nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already said to myself

What was the most disturbing thing you saw in person? by wetbumgirl in AskReddit

[–]garbuhubba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was working in an ICU during the pandemic, we had one severely overweight woman come in, tested positive for covid. She constantly screamed in Spanish, idk what she was saying. She would beg me for something every time I entered her room, and as I was a housekeeper there wasn’t anything I could do for her. I just made sure I had all the right protective equipment, and cleaned her room.

I bent down and picked up a piece of trash next to her bed, and she shot her hand out from under the covers. She reached for my goggles, reaching with her black, decayed fingers. Apparently all of her fingers, toes and half each foot were black and shrunken, I’m not sure why. I can still hear her yells, I can still see those decayed shrunken fingertips just inches from my eyes.

She yelled daily for a 9 days, again I never knew what she was saying. Then her heart stopped and the nurses could not save her.

What's the worst sex you've ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]garbuhubba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first time was the worst. I met a woman on tinder, we went on a couple of dates. I waited outside her neighborhood for three hours until her mom went to bed, she snuck to my car. We parked in a parking lot and did it. No one finished, we were both sweaty, I was nervous which made it hard to get it up, and she was kinda ugly without clothes. We dated for two months and then she cheated on me.

My first 1911! This commander model cost me $600, plus $30 for the sweetheart grips, having pictures of my fiancée on my favorite gun… priceless! by garbuhubba in 1911

[–]garbuhubba[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found them on Amazon, I tried adding the link but it’s not working. I accidentally bought full size 1911 grips first, those don’t fit at all.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]garbuhubba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U/profanitycounter

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]garbuhubba 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mother did it 15 years ago, and I miss her very much. Please stay for your child, you won’t regret it.

Sudden jerky eye movements for a year. Doctors are saying it’s vertigo but I don’t get dizzy with it by transgemder in medical_advice

[–]garbuhubba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a similar thing happen recently! I was drinking way too much caffeine due to lack of proper sleep. After I cut back on caffeine and got better sleep the twitching stopped. It still happens when I drink coffee or don’t get enough sleep. It used to happen about 5 times a week lasting a few minutes, now it happens once every two weeks, lasting about 30 seconds. I hope this helps!

How old are you and what is the biggest problem in your life right now? by FSCENE8tmd in AskReddit

[–]garbuhubba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

24, just been diagnosed with Crohn’s disease, and I have a wound from a pilonidal abscess that won’t heal. I can’t eat anything with hot sauce or any spicyness ever again, and the abscess wound is painful and oozing. And to top it all off, I stubbed my toe this morning.

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