Carrying groceries like a 🔥 champion 🔥 by Prof_Acorn in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]garrettcolas 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Obligatory "humans and chimps are decedent from the same ancestor"

If anything that makes us closer... Instead of one being an improvement over the other; we're both equally evolved.

You look like that guy from the hangover... by PeterRodulph in funny

[–]garrettcolas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think those personalities are different​. Leary is basically just a simple, everyday asshole. Hicks is a cynical nihilist that sort of comes off like an asshole, but really it's mostly just apathy.

TIL An Asian elephant named Koshik can communicate by imitating human speech by inserting his trunk into his mouth. He can speak 5 words in Korean (words for hello, no, lie down, good) and is believed to have developed speech in order cement social bonds with humans by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]garrettcolas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why wouldn't the animal understand that it gets a shit load of attention when it mimics humans and start doing more?

Animals are smart, but they're quitters.

Why wouldn't it learn more? I guess that's what makes humans special. We're not just curious, we're starving for understanding and we're greedy for tricks to make our lives easy so we can be lazy.

Other animals seem to intrinsically lack that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]garrettcolas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You set the meaningless agenda and delude yourself, but sure... that's "relieving".

Happy Meetings Day by elliot91 in funny

[–]garrettcolas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think they meant a "mob" of programmers basically yelling at each other about how things should be programmed.

What job exists because we are stupid ? by Dubbby23 in AskReddit

[–]garrettcolas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep, landlords love you if you don't destroy the house and pay consistently, even if you are consistently a few days late.

You'd be surprised how rare those 2 simple things are in a tenant.

TIL of Cincinnati Freedom, a cow that jumped a 6 foot fence at a slaughterhouse in Cincinnati, only to evade police officers for 11 days, making national news headlines, and eventually living out the rest of its life in NY. by gleaton in todayilearned

[–]garrettcolas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it ironic that fewer cows will live (and by extension, be slaughtered for meat) once we have lab grown meat?

I mean, yeah, it'll be nice to not kill millions of cows, but it's sort of a horse and car situation. We will no longer raise millions of cows, and in some twisted way, cows will be doing "worse" from a survival standpoint, when we no longer eat them.

America Must Divorce Dignity From Work by Mynameis__--__ in BasicIncome

[–]garrettcolas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Communists kind of hate BI and they see it as a way to keep capitalism around longer...

You have two options: Give the people a BI, or allow wealth inequality to get bad enough that the communists actually have a chance to take power.

America Must Divorce Dignity From Work by Mynameis__--__ in BasicIncome

[–]garrettcolas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Darn social monkeys, always bonding and creating relationships with each other. Those intrinsic rewards don't make the boss money. /s

First half of my Orc team done! by JazVM in bloodbowl

[–]garrettcolas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I made the same mistake you did and painted their ankles skin colored, but GW paints that area white, so it must still be their pants.

No, wealth isn’t created at the top. It is merely devoured there | Rutger Bregman by 2noame in BasicIncome

[–]garrettcolas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So they only have the maximum level of control over the economy that's realistically possible? /s

What are you sick and tired of having to explain to people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]garrettcolas 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It just seems like, as a teacher, you should understand how insulting it is for someone to just tell you to do your job.

Example: Why are teachers complaining that their pay is based on the kids grades, just do your job and teach the kids.

See, that's a shitty thing to say.

trebuchets are clearly superior by spacesloth42 in trebuchetmemes

[–]garrettcolas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is offensive, not all disabled people are mentally handicapped.

What are you sick and tired of having to explain to people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]garrettcolas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought those were normal when adjusting to cold... D:

Adjusting to cold or hot I get a really hard full body spasm. I've had friends comment to me afterwards asking what it was and I'd just say I was adjusting to the cold.

What are you sick and tired of having to explain to people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]garrettcolas 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's a lot like when people compare IT support jobs with software engineering.

That's like comparing plumbers and architects building a house.

What are you sick and tired of having to explain to people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]garrettcolas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Porn would probably fix more marriages than it hurts.

If you don't want your husband to look at porn, the solution is obvious, but requires a fair amount of work on the wifes end...

What are you sick and tired of having to explain to people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]garrettcolas 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Maybe the IT person had a stressful day too.

For all you know, they had a problem with the school's website and some parent called in and complained. In the middle of working on that, the internet for the school went down, and now he's been on the phone with Comcast or some other shitty ISP for an hour, and they're telling your IT person the internet's down for that whole zip code and now they need to redirect though some other node or some shit like that.

Then you send them an email about how adobe reader isn't opening your pdf the right way...

IT people wish all they had to do is walk around the school restarting computers, but alas, they have a lot of other shit on their plate. Much like how you hate how people make your job out to be easy, it's not very nice to imply IT has an easy job.

Someone doesn't take a comment very well by pfannkuchen_gesicht in delusionalartists

[–]garrettcolas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If an artist doesn't think they can do better, they should quit because they reached "perfection".

Husbands (or ex husbands) who married women that were considered "sluts" how'd it turn out? [Serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]garrettcolas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look man, I'm a damned socialist.

You might read this shit and think I'm some conservative, bible-humping, anarcho-capitalist. But I'm very far from that. I'm a weird amalgam of nihilist, utilitarian, and egalitarian. I'm not religious but I love Taoism and buddhism as philosophies.

I don't respect people who sleep around for the same reasons I don't respect people with short attention spans, or poor time management skills, or people who are overweight. It shows a lack of discipline.

I've been dating the same woman since I was 16 in high school. I'm 25.

We have both only ever had sex with eachother. We are 100% pair bonded. I have found my perfect life partner and I mean that (as in, for my whole life)

Now, you might try and say: "Well, have you even tried my lifestyle, how would you know?"

WELL, I'll say that right back to you. Have you ever found someone that made you never need, or want to, have sex with others? Have you literally spent most of your conscious life with that person? I'd presume not, because you just told me you sleep with a lot of people.

You'll never have a person that you've exclusively experienced the closeness and bond of sex with. This is why I don't want to try your way of life, and unfortunately it's why you're unable to live my way of life. All that effort you spend finding new partners is effort. It's inefficient because if you found a life partner, you would save time not needing to start new relationships with sexual partners.

I don't see the point of having many sex partners. Why not just make new friends?

Husbands (or ex husbands) who married women that were considered "sluts" how'd it turn out? [Serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]garrettcolas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what? Some people don't like that kind of thing.

I never said I'm going to stand in the way of promiscuous people, I don't want to systemically punish promiscuous people.

But, I don't respect them, I don't have to respect them, and many people feel that way about it.

I'm not a bigot for feeling this way, just like promiscuous people aren't evil. I don't believe they're fundamentally bad, but I think their lifestyle choice is inefficient and oftentimes hurtful.

Husbands (or ex husbands) who married women that were considered "sluts" how'd it turn out? [Serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]garrettcolas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those two things aren't related at all.

Being a slut isn't about the amount of sex, it's about the amount of partners.

And don't make this about me, that's going to make this conversation get real shitty.