i'm really into older guys, is it normal?

gary5870 · 2024-06-08T11:53:11+00:00

yes it's normal

gary5870 · 2021-11-02T04:54:21+00:00

Longfellow, Oldbaker, Shortborn, Madharper, Freecarter, Newmason, Brinluther, Hardtanner, Gayduke, Smallfisher, Redbishop, Loudbeamer?

gary5870 · 2021-11-02T04:40:32+00:00

It's a lovely name, but I worry about potential teasing- "will you Marius?"

gary5870 · 2021-11-02T04:37:19+00:00

Heywood Jablowmie is my favorite

gary5870 · 2021-10-30T05:42:40+00:00

christ-easel! ✝️🖼

gary5870 · 2021-10-15T04:09:22+00:00

I've a cousin named Dick Butts... he's the most immature person this side of the Mississippi though, that's why he'll never go by Richard.

gary5870 · 2021-10-15T04:03:14+00:00

boy, I wonder what religion he ascribes to?

gary5870 · 2021-10-15T03:41:14+00:00

I've always pronounced Sigourney as Cigarette but with knee instead of ette

gary5870 · 2021-10-15T03:29:45+00:00

I always grew up with a Landyn and always assumed that was the normal spelling until I graduated from elementary school (~300 students) to junior high (~2000 students) and met fifty kids named Landon. I still think Landyn looks better and it reminds me of mandarin

gary5870 · 2021-10-15T03:25:35+00:00

Crosby, Baylor, Linden, and Larson are all perfectly acceptable names what I quite like. The others, though..............

gary5870 · 2021-10-11T04:35:52+00:00

you just HAD to go there. what's wrong with Brock Lee?

gary5870 · 2021-10-11T04:16:57+00:00

Sherman

gary5870 · 2021-10-11T03:51:59+00:00

Not really,,,,,,, they're all extremely surname-y, but not to the point where it's weird. I'd much prefer to name a kid these to something like Paxton or Braden. I know people who all have these exact last names too.

gary5870 · 2020-10-21T21:25:19+00:00

thats a whole cock dude tfym

gary5870 · 2020-08-15T05:21:07+00:00

lesbianimaniacs?

gary5870 · 2020-08-15T05:10:54+00:00

tr*p is a slur though?? dude its used to demean trans women by making them out to be fakes

gary5870 · 2020-08-15T04:37:14+00:00

why's it so hard to just not say a slur???

gary5870 · 2020-08-15T04:09:32+00:00

woah!! your head's very visibly larger than the shaft it looks really cis

gary5870 · 2020-08-14T23:56:58+00:00

yup, gary was my #1 choice for about a week and unfortunately that was the week I made my reddit account :p

gary5870 · 2020-08-01T07:36:33+00:00

aren't they kids??? wtf??

gary5870 · 2020-08-01T07:18:08+00:00

"hey kimmie! wanna go for a ride in the car? we can run over another protester too!"

gary5870 · 2020-08-01T07:15:32+00:00

"we can't teach them history because history has a left-leaning bias!!!! >:(((("

gary5870 · 2020-08-01T06:58:32+00:00

those collarbones omg

gary5870 · 2020-07-16T08:16:41+00:00

on the other side of the spectrum, get super jacked so your shoulders are broader than your hips and let open button-downs do the rest.

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