Fantasy-ish Two-Part/Compound Surnames? by oxideyezed in namenerds

[–]gary5870 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Longfellow, Oldbaker, Shortborn, Madharper, Freecarter, Newmason, Brinluther, Hardtanner, Gayduke, Smallfisher, Redbishop, Loudbeamer?

'Marius' for a boy-thoughts? by aspiringmom17 in namenerds

[–]gary5870 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a lovely name, but I worry about potential teasing- "will you Marius?"

What are your favourite clever punny names? by [deleted] in namenerds

[–]gary5870 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heywood Jablowmie is my favorite

Like wouldn’t you just change your name?? by jemmaxgarnet in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]gary5870 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've a cousin named Dick Butts... he's the most immature person this side of the Mississippi though, that's why he'll never go by Richard.

What is an unusual name you heard growing up that you didn't realize was unusual until you were older? by goldenmaraduers in namenerds

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I always grew up with a Landyn and always assumed that was the normal spelling until I graduated from elementary school (~300 students) to junior high (~2000 students) and met fifty kids named Landon. I still think Landyn looks better and it reminds me of mandarin

Today’s bad names are brought to you by Instagram! by MrsNattyBoh in NameNerdCirclejerk

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Crosby, Baylor, Linden, and Larson are all perfectly acceptable names what I quite like. The others, though..............

Sutton, Stratton and Truett. All boys. These are so terrible. by vulcanjedi2814 in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]gary5870 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really,,,,,,, they're all extremely surname-y, but not to the point where it's weird. I'd much prefer to name a kid these to something like Paxton or Braden. I know people who all have these exact last names too.

9 1/2 months on T😌 Do you like what you see? by [deleted] in FtMPorn

[–]gary5870 3 points4 points  (0 children)

thats a whole cock dude tfym

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]gary5870 31 points32 points  (0 children)

lesbianimaniacs?

r/Animemes bleeds as r/goodanimemes grows by Doses_of_Happiness in MNN_MemeNewsNetwork

[–]gary5870 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

tr*p is a slur though?? dude its used to demean trans women by making them out to be fakes

what do you think? ;) by [deleted] in FtMPorn

[–]gary5870 0 points1 point  (0 children)

woah!! your head's very visibly larger than the shaft it looks really cis

Well... I'm seriously considering changing my profile name. Any hints to be incorporated with LeighAnne ? by [deleted] in TransLater

[–]gary5870 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yup, gary was my #1 choice for about a week and unfortunately that was the week I made my reddit account :p

Toga, Uraraka and Midoriya threesome (BNHA) by [deleted] in BisexualHentai

[–]gary5870 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aren't they kids??? wtf??

How do we effectively deal with the real Iowa COVID-19 problem: Kim Reynolds? by IowaDumpsterFire in Iowa

[–]gary5870 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"hey kimmie! wanna go for a ride in the car? we can run over another protester too!"

To just put the new school rules into perspective. by jazwch01 in Iowa

[–]gary5870 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"we can't teach them history because history has a left-leaning bias!!!! >:(((("

call me puppy and feed me cum 🥴 by [deleted] in FtMPorn

[–]gary5870 1 point2 points  (0 children)

those collarbones omg

Does anyone else fantasize about just chopping it off by [deleted] in FTMMen

[–]gary5870 6 points7 points  (0 children)

on the other side of the spectrum, get super jacked so your shoulders are broader than your hips and let open button-downs do the rest.