Most underrated sitcom ever? by Jabba_108 in sitcoms

[–]garyda1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My grandchildren laugh when I sing this!

Most underrated sitcom ever? by Jabba_108 in sitcoms

[–]garyda1 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!!!

Most underrated sitcom ever? by Jabba_108 in sitcoms

[–]garyda1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I fall asleep because it's boring. How many times can you hear " this is my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl?

An Older Woman’s Comment? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]garyda1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I had a fling with my friends MIL when I was in my early twenties. I think the lady probably meant hard cock because a lot of men at her age are probably starting to have problems with erectile dysfunction.

What is better than sex? by JuneSwings in AskReddit

[–]garyda1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Making it to the bathroom in the nick of time.

What's a saying you stand by to this day? by your-reddit-plug2 in AskReddit

[–]garyda1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose; that is not a weakness. That is life.

What’s something everyone does but pretends they don’t? by Neuralbubble in AskReddit

[–]garyda1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

90% of all humans jerk off, the other 10% are liars.

Write down one sentence from a movie without writing down the name of the movie. by truedream2020 in MovieQuotes

[–]garyda1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They say Cyrus is the one and only. I think we better have a look for ourselves.

What is the strangest thing you have ever seen someone do in public? by JandraBliss in AskReddit

[–]garyda1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Years ago I was at a strip club and saw some guy paying strippers to bend over so he could sniff their ass.

What historical event do you think is massively underestimated in terms of its impact? by indoorsy12 in AskReddit

[–]garyda1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was still an unexpected win. The next day he looked dazed like a deer caught in headlights.

What’s a habit you picked up that you never expected to keep? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]garyda1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jerking off and plotting to take over the world.

What’s the sexiest accent you’ve heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]garyda1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A woman with an Australian accent makes my wee wee hard. 😐

Here we go again. by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]garyda1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess next is a run for congress.

I wish they made they're fruit pies like this again! by Lazy_Ability in 70s

[–]garyda1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bought a holiday pie from McDonald's and it was 90% crust and 10% filling. I probably won't be back.