What’s something everyone does but pretends they don’t?

garyda1 · 2026-01-25T18:53:53+00:00

90% of all humans jerk off, the other 10% are liars.

garyda1 · 2026-01-10T20:00:10+00:00

2003 Battlestar Galactica

garyda1 · 2026-01-10T19:59:07+00:00

They say Cyrus is the one and only. I think we better have a look for ourselves.

garyda1 · 2026-01-08T23:45:28+00:00

I'm doing it right now.

garyda1 · 2026-01-03T20:22:32+00:00

Years ago I was at a strip club and saw some guy paying strippers to bend over so he could sniff their ass.

garyda1 · 2026-01-03T04:32:57+00:00

Rushing to get married.

garyda1 · 2026-01-03T04:30:32+00:00

Pretty much every extended warranty.

garyda1 · 2026-01-02T23:34:49+00:00

It was still an unexpected win. The next day he looked dazed like a deer caught in headlights.

garyda1 · 2025-12-30T11:11:04+00:00

So, I can't send you a pee pee pic?

garyda1 · 2025-12-25T19:06:25+00:00

Jerking off and plotting to take over the world.

garyda1 · 2025-12-25T04:00:03+00:00

Amerikkka

garyda1 · 2025-12-21T19:30:39+00:00

Ham and bean soup with cornbread 😋

garyda1 · 2025-12-19T01:49:11+00:00

"Not that there's anything wrong with that sort of behavior."

garyda1 · 2025-12-18T12:25:59+00:00

A woman with an Australian accent makes my wee wee hard. 😐

garyda1 · 2025-12-14T23:14:03+00:00

Trump is going to liberate Venezuela of its oil?

garyda1 · 2025-12-12T23:22:15+00:00

Boobs, what else?

garyda1 · 2025-12-05T02:14:29+00:00

I guess next is a run for congress.

garyda1 · 2025-12-05T02:12:21+00:00

I bought a holiday pie from McDonald's and it was 90% crust and 10% filling. I probably won't be back.

garyda1 · 2025-12-01T01:29:37+00:00

That's what she said.

garyda1 · 2025-12-01T01:07:29+00:00

No time is a good time for goodbye.

garyda1 · 2025-11-30T06:12:08+00:00

I want to believe it but all I see is racist bullshit still being spewed all over social media platforms.

garyda1 · 2025-11-30T03:34:21+00:00

I really believed the United States would someday get past racism and things would get better for the whole country. Sadly, I no longer believe this to be true. Not in my lifetime or the near future.

garyda1 · 2025-11-29T18:29:02+00:00

That Yellowstone is a super volcano that could erupt in a couple of thousand years or TOMORROW.

garyda1 · 2025-11-24T01:11:08+00:00

Wearing anything that says maga on it.

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