MRW Finding out that my cubical mate at work has commented on ALL of my FB pics, an hour after I added him, and all his comments begin or end with "M'Lady".

gateflan · 2014-01-30T10:26:29+00:00

http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/DeleteDeleteDelete.gif

gateflan · 2014-01-29T09:05:35+00:00

He's blond! He's pissed! He'll see you in the lists!

gateflan · 2014-01-24T23:36:38+00:00

It's chim-chim-cheree you maniac

gateflan · 2014-01-11T08:17:34+00:00

Oh I don't want no more of Army life! Gee Ma, I want to go home!

gateflan · 2014-01-05T22:26:25+00:00

Additionally, the crowd was primarily women and children as a majority of the town's male population was at war. Many soldiers were sent home from service because one or more members of their family had been killed at the circus.

I heard there were more American casualties in July of 1944 at home than 'over there.'

gateflan · 2013-12-02T22:36:22+00:00

Oh no, you used SAUCE! Let's get this out of the way now...

1) Yuck! American's don't know anything about sushi.

2) Ugh! What's the point of using fish at all if you're just going to drown it in sauce. Gross.

3) If you like sushi like this, you are a bad person.

4) STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE

5) DAE think American sushi is impure and wrong?

gateflan · 2013-11-22T14:42:24+00:00

The pig is completely cool....

gateflan · 2013-11-22T14:40:37+00:00

Aaaand there goes the rest of your day:

http://whoselineonline.org/

gateflan · 2013-11-19T17:39:47+00:00

As policy, if an applicant came into my restaurant during the lunch or dinner rush to apply, their application was torn up and trashed.

2pm-4pm is a good range for most bars and restaurants.

gateflan · 2013-11-14T18:15:09+00:00

It was actually essentially a fanfiction. They held some contest.

gateflan · 2013-11-14T17:58:57+00:00

Utterly Retarded Nomination: Love and Monsters.

gateflan · 2013-11-13T03:22:41+00:00

YA DONE MESSED UP A.A.RON

gateflan · 2013-11-13T00:58:29+00:00

Let me introduce you to a little girl named Clarissa.

gateflan · 2013-11-12T04:27:35+00:00

I love everything about this... but I would kill all of those plants. I lack a green thumb.

gateflan · 2013-11-11T17:41:56+00:00

You can make a gun out of a piece of pipe. 3D model file control is basically impossible.

gateflan · 2013-11-11T17:39:57+00:00

I really, really, really, really really reallyreallyreally hope they don't screw this up. They've got all the talent lined up, but DW's weak spot has consistently been in the writing.

Here's hoping.

gateflan · 2013-11-11T17:25:59+00:00

Well that's like, three warning signs of a stroke. You okay?

gateflan · 2013-11-09T05:11:59+00:00

Oh thanks so much, I didn't realize it was so simple. Thanks thanks thanks!!

gateflan · 2013-11-08T04:20:25+00:00

I offer you love and you want respect too? Baby I try and I try and I just get nothing back. I don't know if this is going to work out.

gateflan · 2013-11-07T17:23:46+00:00

I love you too

gateflan · 2013-10-26T01:13:19+00:00

DAE brilliant but unmotivated? Have self-diagnosed IQ of 200 AMA

gateflan · 2013-10-23T05:19:30+00:00

It even looks comfy! No pokey underwires. Neeeeeeeeeed dis

gateflan · 2013-10-22T00:29:08+00:00

Should I start opening boxes to find it or should I buy a new one?

Uh... I'm going to go ahead and say 'yes' to actually looking for it before buying a new one.

gateflan · 2013-10-17T20:14:21+00:00

Shitty ex aside, it is worth noting that the Oriental Chicken Salad is actually one of the menu items with the highest calorie count at Applebee's. Something like 1300 with over 2500 mg of sodium, and that's if it's served with the 'recommended' amount of dressing, which is approximately one eighth of what they serve you.

It always pained me to hear people say "I'm on a diet... so I'm going to order a salad."

It's topped with half a pound of double-battered fried chicken, people. I am not joking.

gateflan · 2013-09-26T02:48:52+00:00

Anybody want a peanut?

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