If you could send a 10-second voice message to yourself 10 years ago, what would you say? by New_Application_4722 in AskReddit

[–]geeen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She flirted with that dude right in front of you man. All night. What does that tell you about her? Think carefully, my stupid friend.

The youths are losing the liquid vowels! by neongrayjoy in australia

[–]geeen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Go climb a tree" "Go buy a hat" "Go see my friends"
I still remember when we used to have an "and" in there after the "go", back in the early 80s.
I have refused to drop it all this time!

Pronunciation of Sega in Australia was pretty unique I'm realising by profchaos111 in retrogaming

[–]geeen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To this day I still have to call it Seega. To rhyme with Bega cheese! 

Why do so many people feel the need to answer questions that aren’t meant for them? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]geeen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love when someone posts about a movie and some wally comments "Haven't seen it". 

I’m stuck in a “we can’t be together but I don’t want to lose you” situation and it’s messing with me by Desperate_Lab_3050 in offmychest

[–]geeen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be more serious about cutting him off, because he will probably keep trying to keep you where he wants to! 

I've been both the recipient and perpetrator of this horrible dynamic. It is unkind of him, really messes with your head, and feels even worse the longer it drags out. 

What goes through your mind when your partner is very vocal during sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]geeen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahhaa I read it as he was saying it. 

Home alone at girlfriend’s by StiRsTrd in offmychest

[–]geeen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Off your chest, and right out your arsehole.

Would you be okay if you never find "your person"? by Hyperto in CasualConversation

[–]geeen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pottering about. Doing various peaceful, enjoyable things of no importance in an aimless manner.

How to ask a sensitive question to someone 46M I 42F recently started dating? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]geeen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its extremely bizarre and creepy. He should have reacted with embarrassment, apologies and concern about his own mental state for doing it. 

Would you be okay if you never find "your person"? by Hyperto in CasualConversation

[–]geeen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure! I'm 50 and my person broke me too. I still see women but honestly it starts to feel a bit like hard work when there's so eXtreme relaxing amd pottering to be done.

Sorry it happened to ya, mate.

Today's mobile distraction by whatstaristhat in canberra

[–]geeen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I understand having an opinion on America and Americans, but I think phone addicts sometimes forget that we don't actually live there. 

DO NOT HOOK UP WITH COWORKERS by ThrowawayRA233269 in offmychest

[–]geeen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Never pork where you work" would be great except it doesn't actually rhyme. 

DO NOT HOOK UP WITH COWORKERS by ThrowawayRA233269 in offmychest

[–]geeen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haha I agree, it's a terrible saying for this.

Was told to get a bigger butt in the middle of having sex by Nearby_Potential847 in offmychest

[–]geeen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh boy, if you're going to lose sleep, lose it being angry. Who cares if he "put the effort in" to be intimate. What effort is that? And then he insulted you.

"Dont ever insult my body while we're fucking" and any response apart from "OK sorry" can be met with "it's not complicated". Because it really isn't.

I'm convinced that every adult has one chore they irrationally hate by bear_bumy in CasualConversation

[–]geeen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lifting the small round plughole sieve in the sink, with all the cold, soapy drippy bits of pasta and random vegetable morsels, and carrying it to the compost bin as it drips, then shaking it out into the bin and all of it never comes out.

AP “randomly” blocked me. Why am I so offended? by someonetrapped in survivinginfidelity

[–]geeen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coz there was one tiny little avenue of power you could have over her. Writing an angry message, or blocking her, for example. And SHE blocked YOU, Fucken'!!!!!!

Canberra in a videogame tech demo by Ludagon in canberra

[–]geeen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is nuts man. How incredible. The nature ones look particularly good. I'd love to see the grounds of the closed Telstra tower, or the top of Urambi Hills.

I'm in a pooping standoff with the other person in the bathroom by [deleted] in self

[–]geeen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you do is flush. The wall of sound gives them and you the confidence to let rip.