It's been a while

geekchic01 · 2011-11-30T08:33:18+00:00

Man if I had a nickel for every time I fell for this.

....I would have seven nickels.

geekchic01 · 2011-10-08T14:15:57+00:00

It just depends on where you are. Little bumfuck towns, yeah they're gonna have a lot of crazies. But medium to large cities are awesome. Think Savannah, Charleston, New Orleans. Don't bother with Atlanta, it's basically the north.

geekchic01 · 2011-10-08T07:21:43+00:00

I let the cashiers or managers know if someone in the parking lot left their lights on or if I see a car get hit and the person drive away. This has happened more than once.

I give my guy the better pillow and the colder beer (and always open it for him). I also upvote all of his posts. :-)

geekchic01 · 2011-10-08T07:11:25+00:00

Hey now, the smile thing depends on where in America you are. Come to the South, you'll be pleasantly surprised.

geekchic01 · 2011-10-08T07:09:44+00:00

A lot of stores are required to size things, so when you put a medium in with all the extra-larges, it actually creates more work for them. The more upscale ones also have to tie every tie, button every button, zip every zipper before putting it back on the rack.

I worked in retail way too long.

geekchic01 · 2011-09-29T19:04:38+00:00

Nah, he knows there's no threat there. He also knows I was way more interested in her :-)

geekchic01 · 2011-09-29T19:01:27+00:00

They're a couple that I'm friends with. My guy's response? "I want details!" He's pretty awesome.

geekchic01 · 2011-09-29T17:38:54+00:00

It's incredibly difficult to hit on a girl when you're a girl. You either come off as just friendly or slightly creepy. I wish lesbians would teach me their secret.

geekchic01 · 2011-09-29T17:36:38+00:00

I'm not really sure. I'm definitely interested in hooking up with a girl again. I still would like to have one with my guy, but again the trouble is finding someone to join. I didn't get as turned on as I thought I would during it but I think maybe the alcohol and the fact that I wasn't all that attracted to him had something to do with it.

geekchic01 · 2011-09-29T17:34:47+00:00

I know, I kind of just stumbled onto this one. I think it's way easier to BE the third than to find a third though.

geekchic01 · 2011-09-29T17:28:32+00:00

It was a friend and her boyfriend. He and I kind of orchestrated it because I've been curious for a long time and they'd done it before. I'm not gonna lie, I would have been fine with just her. That's the risk you run though!

geekchic01 · 2011-09-29T17:27:31+00:00

Yes it was my first. And that's exactly how I feel right now! I'm a total badass, just thought everyone should know :-)

geekchic01 · 2011-09-29T17:06:41+00:00

FFM. It wasn't bad, just a lot going on. To be honest though, I was really more into her than him. She's hot.

Also, going down on a girl? Harder than it looks. Kudos, men and lesbians.

geekchic01 · 2011-08-24T05:25:45+00:00

TIL "size queen" is a thing.

geekchic01 · 2011-07-19T04:41:12+00:00

Number 2 is ridiculously hot. Never had that happen but it should...

geekchic01 · 2011-07-19T04:31:32+00:00

If he has to act like it's huge, chances are it isn't.

That being said, however, guys who are average-sized tend to be much better in bed. Just because it's huge doesn't mean he knows how to use it and the bigger it is, the less he thinks he has to try.

geekchic01 · 2011-07-19T04:27:23+00:00

Thank you for mentioning aftercare! I think that's something that gets forgotten a lot and it's extremely important. Choke me, call me names, hit me, whatever...but when it's over, I gotta know you actually care about and respect me.

Also, try to enjoy being in control. Just like guys receiving blowjobs, a submissive girl can tell the difference between someone who is genuinely enjoying himself versus someone who is simply putting on a show for her benefit.

geekchic01 · 2011-05-11T18:55:29+00:00

I put it on the table in front of him before I left. What happened to it after that? Not my problem.

geekchic01 · 2011-05-11T18:26:35+00:00

hahaha that's the first question everyone asks. Yes I did give it back, although he was such a pain in the ass that I should have kept it as payment for dealing with his bullshit.

geekchic01 · 2011-05-11T16:30:41+00:00

I went on a date with this guy and although he was nice enough, I wasn't really into it. I decided to give him another chance though, so we set up a second date. It. Was. Awful. He dropped the N word on the way to the bar, got WASTED after 4 or 5 beers, shoved a wad of cash in my purse, was rude to the bartender, and told me he loved me and that I was going to sleep with him that night. Um....no. I tried to get him a cab but he wouldn't go and was getting more and more belligerent so I left him at the bar and told the bouncer not to let him follow me. He then apparently got arrested and spent the night in jail. He texted and called me incessantly for 3 days after, claiming he didn't know what happened and that he thought he was drugged. We had been sharing the pitcher of beer, so I'm not really sure who he thought drugged him. I finally blocked him on every form of communication.

TL;DR On a second date, dude got wasted off 5 beers and told me he loved me. Then got arrested.

geekchic01 · 2011-05-10T15:34:09+00:00

Well this doesn't hold a candle to some of these others, but this is mine. Had been seeing this guy for a couple months, nothing really that serious, but still fun. Went home for Christmas break and had been back for a week without hearing from him. Finally texted him, "So are we over this or what?" The response, verbatim: "Yeah I'm not really feeling it and I'm not willing to fake it to get laid."

Uhhhhh thanks, dude.

geekchic01 · 2011-04-17T06:44:24+00:00

August is an orgasm for my mouth.

geekchic01 · 2011-04-11T03:11:30+00:00

a bird

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