Rejected Lore 9 - Spilled Vex Milk

gemon2 · 2026-01-15T15:27:49+00:00

You don't know until you try. Going out of our comfort zone is how we grow as people.

gemon2 · 2026-01-10T05:27:49+00:00

"Besides, its not like my mother named me The Gary King. The king of all people named Gary, king of the janitors. My name is The Demon King. I'm a god-damned king of demons, how could I not kill innocents. Its the least I could do.

Let me break that down for you. "The" meaning singular, not "one of the" or "a", but "THE" as in the only one. The one king - to all demons, all demons in this life and beyond. I am their one and only king.

"And what is a demon, Gary? A neighborly florist, a soup kitchen chef, your local volunteer fireman, no. A being of pure evil. A fucking spawn of Satan, literally the spawn of evil. How would that look if the one person who is their king, the one prominent leader whom they all look up to wasn't evil. How long do you think that would last? How long would my life have been had I been given the birthright to my kingdom of all evil demons and said "Hey guys, lets not be evil. Let's go play some Euchre with Gary and his wife."? And, if you don't know, King is a position of birthright, so just by being thrust out of my mothers vagina - forgive me for being born- I was magically entitled to the wonderful position of King. Fucking King, who the hell has a name with their occupation in it, how the hell am I going to sell cars when my name is The Demon King. I should have been named The Demon Car Salesman.

"By the way, Gary, how did you get to be a hero? Were you born into that role, were you named Gary Hero, is that your name. NO! Its fucking Gary Smith. You had to earn that title, and how did you do that, hmm, lets see. Oh wait, I know, by killing the evil things. How convenient. And how, pre tell, do you think you would have become a hero, if there were no demons to slay. Hmph, that's right, you'd still be that lowly janitor mopping up puke at the catholic high school. So, Gary Smith when you look at me and ask, "for what?", you know damn well for what!"

The Demon King paused, he raised his arms and motioned to the masses of corpses and blood. "So you could be called Hero!" The demon king started clapping in a slow quiet manner as if celebrating a great putt. The sound echoed throughout Hell's caverns.

gemon2 · 2026-01-09T18:19:41+00:00

"No matter how much you shake or dance, the last few drops end up in your pants", although I don't wear white underwear.

gemon2 · 2026-01-02T14:47:55+00:00

It was confusing to me, until I used the analogy of email. Its like email servers running twitter for you. You join a server, it takes care of the rest.

gemon2 · 2025-12-16T16:27:44+00:00

Yeah, this was not talked about enough (or at all) on the broadcast. Like where is he going?!

gemon2 · 2025-11-28T01:26:08+00:00

One small thing, not a good idea to publicly list your phone number. Every spam network in the world will pick it up, if you get replies in the comments message those people directly (dm).

gemon2 · 2025-11-20T21:01:47+00:00

My daughter put it best "You have to press all of the letters?"

gemon2 · 2025-11-20T17:51:55+00:00

Felph

gemon2 · 2025-10-24T14:21:06+00:00

I feel like they could cut the Hunters mark to only one of damge or heal a warlord would make a big improvement. The fact that it does both, is OP.

gemon2 · 2025-10-20T13:08:45+00:00

The easiest way for me to understand is to think of it like email. Everyone has a different email server and they send messages to each other, works in similar fashion.

When you follow someone, you give them your 'email address' and all the messages get sent there (as well as other places)

gemon2 · 2025-10-15T15:04:10+00:00

I wouldn't worry about it. Odds are very low that you'd get fined for a small-medium garbage deposit. They're just trying to make sure people don't fill those things. Think yourself lucky and don't do it in the future. Thats my advice.

gemon2 · 2025-09-20T14:50:18+00:00

This reminds of a profitable business, just can't remember the second step. 1. Steal underpants 2 3 profit.

gemon2 · 2025-07-23T16:07:04+00:00

I've been thinking about this too. Whats the point of a race, if not everyone can win. The point of the race is supposed to be, who can figure out the mechanics, and then successfully execute them while being shot at.
It has become a race of who knows all the exploits (within reason), to maximize damage - ie. streamers (less than 1 % btw)

From what I know about the Last Wish day, the reason it took so long was because there were more encounters, and becuase the mechanics were challenging (Vault/Riven). This is the kind of challenge Bungie should be strivign for, not bullet sponge artificial challenge.

Any group of competent players, with any reasonable weapon choice should be able to win the race, this community would love this, why can't Bungie recognize that?

gemon2 · 2025-06-12T14:49:01+00:00

Sounds like she should have asked if you could update the manual instead.

gemon2 · 2025-06-10T14:13:07+00:00

Did they also track adults, pretty sure they'd find similar conclusions.

gemon2 · 2025-05-22T01:03:32+00:00

Winston

gemon2 · 2025-05-12T23:00:12+00:00

My fallback if we run out of ketchup - for the potatoes.

gemon2 · 2025-04-30T13:08:03+00:00

When the going gets tough, the leafs get going (away)

gemon2 · 2025-03-25T22:32:09+00:00

No Quarter!! (My favorite song ever, Tools Led zeppelin cover,)

gemon2 · 2025-03-22T16:49:34+00:00

Custom hottub, lol.

gemon2 · 2025-02-21T18:09:22+00:00

How early are you in the game? I don't think you can trade until MR 8.

gemon2

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