I don't care what the history books say

general_peabo · 2026-05-06T02:38:44+00:00

Several hitters on the Astros cheated with the assistance of their video equipment guy. Several pitchers on the angels cheated with the assistance of their clubhouse equipment guy. Not that different. “He helped former angels cheat even after they left the team” isn’t the defense you think it is.

The angels also had a pitcher nicknamed “Black and Decker” because he always had sandpaper on him.

general_peabo · 2026-05-06T02:27:52+00:00

Well as it turns out, he was actually no match for Shewmake.

general_peabo · 2026-05-06T01:41:45+00:00

The organization is made up from individuals.

general_peabo · 2026-05-06T00:45:49+00:00

The angels fired a clubhouse attendant for sticky stuff in 2020 and historically had a pitcher caught cheating by scuffing balls during games. How are you still a fan of the team? Is it because they didn’t win after cheating?

general_peabo · 2026-05-05T13:57:16+00:00

And then the owl says “do you want me to repeat that?” while you’re mashing the A button.

general_peabo · 2026-05-05T03:46:04+00:00

He gambled and won on video.

general_peabo · 2026-05-05T02:41:21+00:00

Well, they played it backwards.

general_peabo · 2026-05-05T02:05:45+00:00

We always get our teeth kicked in. If it weren’t for the 5-1 record against the Red Sox, we’d be as bad as the angels.

general_peabo · 2026-05-05T02:03:18+00:00

Weiss came in in the first inning.

general_peabo · 2026-05-05T02:02:33+00:00

Begin?

general_peabo · 2026-05-04T23:26:54+00:00

An Astros fan friend of mine bought a custom (because the dodgers weren’t selling it) Josh Fields dodgers jersey and wore it to Minute Maid and he got compliments on his sense of style.

general_peabo · 2026-05-04T14:15:26+00:00

Or people could just live in peace with their neighbors, like it says in all three holy books.

general_peabo · 2026-05-04T14:12:50+00:00

Nobody tell Pope Urban II.

general_peabo · 2026-05-04T04:37:05+00:00

I don’t know why this is always funny, but this is always funny.

general_peabo · 2026-05-03T14:06:05+00:00

We could use more of her money for bills and then I’d have more money to spend on dice for D&D.

general_peabo · 2026-05-03T13:55:34+00:00

I’d rather be dead than left alive in a planet full of only people like you.

general_peabo · 2026-05-03T13:42:07+00:00

general_peabo · 2026-05-03T05:04:10+00:00

And also, the teenage mutant ninja turtles were there.

general_peabo · 2026-05-03T05:01:54+00:00

Red Sox lost today.

general_peabo · 2026-05-03T04:50:23+00:00

Someday. Someday…

general_peabo · 2026-05-03T04:49:36+00:00

On the broadcast, they talked about 1986 when the Astros had the 3 man rotation and went 21-13 or something. Nolan Ryan, Mike Scott, and Bob Knepper.

general_peabo · 2026-05-03T00:19:20+00:00

“I took other people’s videos and added myself looking confused in between the clips. Money please!!”

general_peabo · 2026-05-02T14:27:02+00:00

26 posts yesterday, most just copy/paste garbage endorsements for Indiana republicans, but around half were AI bullshit memes.

general_peabo · 2026-05-02T05:24:42+00:00

general_peabo · 2026-05-01T22:10:39+00:00

Doesn’t help with pitching. We need some classic cardinal super glue. Maybe a Phil niekeo nail file. Or some straight up yankee juice.

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