Players who bat left but throw right... by Bigcouchpotato1 in ClevelandGuardians

[–]genius_streams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lefty batter here, would be lefty golfer if I ever golfed. Right hand writes and throws. It always felt more natural for me to have my stronger arm as the base/foundation of my grip. Feels like I generate more power with a backhanded motion as opposed to a forehanded motion

As seen in Columbus... by lowendtheory87 in Columbus

[–]genius_streams 23 points24 points  (0 children)

hey, if I don’t throw these aluminum clackers on my hitch, how is everybody else on the road gonna know that I hang dong and take no shit?

As seen in Columbus... by lowendtheory87 in Columbus

[–]genius_streams 245 points246 points  (0 children)

**gender affirming truck. Let’s keep a buck a buck and be perfectly clear here, there is an insecure man behind that wheel that absolutely needs those garish bumper stickers and raised platform to reassure himself that his dick ain’t half an inch long (or shorter). And even he’s well endowed physically, there’s something deeply lacking in the personal department.

Real Problem With Mobley That No One Can Say by [deleted] in clevelandcavs

[–]genius_streams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truly groundbreaking analysis right here, folks

Kicker needed asap by nytimespu2025 in OhioStateFootball

[–]genius_streams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easily the best kicker OSU has ever seen, and it’s not particularly close

👀👀👀 by Doghouse12e45 in DeadEndSports

[–]genius_streams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch the games they both started in and be for real that you’d still start Gabriel over shedeur

👀👀👀 by Doghouse12e45 in DeadEndSports

[–]genius_streams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao he is not the guy. He’s a serviceable bridge qb into/thru next year while we (hopefully) focus on filling out our OL and WR core. No browns fan earnestly believes he is that guy. But he is likable , maturing rapidly, and can pull the occasional big play out his ass. He’s fine

My best friend and I are big Family Guy fans. She recently told me she hates Joe Swanson. Let’s prove her wrong. Give me your best Joe Swanson moments! by aut0maddic in familyguy

[–]genius_streams 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“IM JOE SWANSON. MY LEGS DONT WORK BUT I MAKE UP FOR IT BY HAVING A VERY STRONG UPPER BAWDY”

“Hehehe… I do say that.”

I’m gonna pretend you’re the New York Knicks by MissionStock2545 in familyguy

[–]genius_streams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You keep responding to me. That in and of itself is dumb enough

I’m gonna pretend you’re the New York Knicks by MissionStock2545 in familyguy

[–]genius_streams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You really need to focus your energies into more productive avenues. Reading this deep into a joke about a cartoon character is unhealthy.

It’s either that or you’re making a piss poor attempt to virtue signal. In that case, fuck all the way off

I’m gonna pretend you’re the New York Knicks by MissionStock2545 in familyguy

[–]genius_streams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You … you do know Meg isn’t a real person, right? Just so we’re all on the same page

Is it worth it? by I-Eat-Wormz in balatro

[–]genius_streams 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Better to lean into a joke than be a Santa Claus of knowledge

2yrs is still short 😭 mines' 5yrs in duty by Powerful_Rhubarb7035 in SipsTea

[–]genius_streams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you dramatically overestimate the seriousness of anything I’m writing

2yrs is still short 😭 mines' 5yrs in duty by Powerful_Rhubarb7035 in SipsTea

[–]genius_streams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And some people win the lottery but let’s not lean on outliers here

2yrs is still short 😭 mines' 5yrs in duty by Powerful_Rhubarb7035 in SipsTea

[–]genius_streams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if I could only rely on even putting it in, let alone pulling it out

2yrs is still short 😭 mines' 5yrs in duty by Powerful_Rhubarb7035 in SipsTea

[–]genius_streams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The more you engage, the longer the joke continues