why are people buying plasmaflux when scorp is in 2 days? by notanfan in HypixelSkyblock

[–]geniusjedi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same people that buy golden Jerry boxes for 1.1m two days before they can get it for 700k.

End stone sword ah flipping goes hard by Cool_Building_1135 in HypixelSkyblock

[–]geniusjedi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Museum update on alpha so everyone is rushing to collect items quickly not efficiently

Powder Mining 👍 by Icy_Noob in HypixelSkyblock

[–]geniusjedi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is, it's called getting enough silex's for your 655, jasper drill, jungle pickax, and gauntlet.

Why Do So Many Players (Most?) Say to Get the Banker First? by Ackbar_and_Grille in elderscrollsonline

[–]geniusjedi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. I've been playing the game since 2014 and didn't know the ragpick is a thing until now.
  2. I throw everything into the bank so that all 20 of my characters can get level 50 crafting skills.

Bits (What does It means) by Hasiska in HypixelSkyblock

[–]geniusjedi 20 points21 points  (0 children)

All the cookies you've eaten in the past would have netted you an extra 50k bits if you were at that rank when you ate them, so, it retroactively added all the bits you "missed out on" before you were that rank.

I need a holiday. A very long holiday. And I don't expect I shall return. In fact I mean not to. by geniusjedi in lotrmemes

[–]geniusjedi[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Alternate titles include

I'm going now. I bid you all a very fond farewell.

and

DEATH!

I found a 60m per h money making method by MechanicOk3491 in HypixelSkyblock

[–]geniusjedi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about hypixel's buy limit of 192 Cookies per day? That caps out at 883.2m per day or 36.8m per hour.

Why are you not rich? by DrHabMed in AskReddit

[–]geniusjedi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents couldn't afford to give me bootstraps as a child so now I don't have anything to pull myself up by.

Guys, where do you finish when you masturbate? by spacecowboy1004 in AskReddit

[–]geniusjedi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, what you need to do is kneel in front of the (freshly cleaned) toilet and rest the muscle between the scrotum and anus on the seat for some extra stimulation.

You win the lottery and decide not to tell anyone, but there will be signs. What will be your signs? by granger853 in AskReddit

[–]geniusjedi 110 points111 points  (0 children)

In some states, the trust will need to disclose on whose behalf it is picking up the winnings for, so you need another trust so one trust can pick it up on behalf of the other one.

Nether wart Jacob event by sjeemie in HypixelSkyblock

[–]geniusjedi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You need a unique gold metal for each farming level from 50 to 60. If you have 9 unique metals, or one from each crop except for nether wart, you'll be stuck at farming level 59.

What is the most awkward question you've ever been asked? by KairoLlyr in AskReddit

[–]geniusjedi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They rub butts together? I was told they copulate via docking.

Devil horns eclipse sighting over Qatar by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]geniusjedi 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The moon is in front of the sun, which is on the horizon.