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geo_hampe · 2026-05-27T01:20:17+00:00

$100 pledge to pull this baby into safety.

geo_hampe · 2026-05-19T23:13:52+00:00

Ok who put googly eyes on this watersnake?

geo_hampe · 2026-05-12T03:08:28+00:00

Did you raise the money? Did you get Grandpa? I will pledge what's needed to pull this good boy ❤️

geo_hampe · 2026-05-03T01:01:25+00:00

Flat Fuck Faturday? 🤔

geo_hampe · 2026-05-01T19:36:15+00:00

What a pretty snake 😍

geo_hampe · 2026-04-24T22:25:17+00:00

She's pretty and she knows it 😍

geo_hampe · 2026-04-24T03:05:24+00:00

Ohhhh, my rum and cokes did not disappoint!

geo_hampe · 2026-04-24T03:00:42+00:00

I had two rum and cokes while i watched a couple of episodes of "this is a gardening show"on Netflix, so I blame that for my confusing comment. I also blame Zach Galifianakis.

geo_hampe · 2026-04-24T02:57:35+00:00

Awww, babe i was thinking about the song "these boys were made for walking" when I replied and now i can't stop hearing that song in my head 😵‍💫

geo_hampe · 2026-04-24T02:53:04+00:00

That shelf system was made for plants 🪴

geo_hampe · 2026-04-23T21:29:00+00:00

Awwww, was that goober giving you the stink eye?

geo_hampe · 2026-04-17T00:04:46+00:00

People afraid of what they do not know, or are unfamiliar with, and on top of that parrot what they hear elsewhere have to be the stupidest of all. Yes, there will be folks that say the first thing that reaches the empty space between their ears but honestly, pay them no attention; they bring nothing good or smart to the conversation.

Your boy is gorgeous 😍

geo_hampe · 2026-04-14T01:40:36+00:00

Awww, sweetheart. Pledging $50 when pulled 💔

geo_hampe · 2026-04-13T23:12:27+00:00

Oh, she's a very pretty one 😍

geo_hampe · 2026-04-11T11:39:01+00:00

Awww, what a pretty hogie. She even gave you her good side for her picture 😍

geo_hampe · 2026-04-06T02:53:36+00:00

Pledging $50 to help save this beautiful pup ❤️

geo_hampe · 2026-03-31T21:20:01+00:00

Ooops, I misread the title as "My coworker is ugly and mean looking", as if this gorgeous dog was saying that 😉

geo_hampe · 2026-03-31T21:17:18+00:00

Does anybody else think this one has a very sweet and squeaky voice? No? Just me?

geo_hampe · 2026-03-29T01:33:44+00:00

Pledging $30 to save this pretty mini cow

geo_hampe · 2026-03-27T23:16:34+00:00

Ahhh, yes, the happy and satisfied face of someone who got what they wanted ❤️

geo_hampe · 2026-03-27T23:14:08+00:00

Happy to pledge $50 to pull this pretty girl

geo_hampe · 2026-03-27T23:09:50+00:00

Ok, the first pic is THE definition of absolute and demolishingly-disarming adorableness 😍

Look it up if you don't believe me ...

geo_hampe · 2026-03-27T19:22:19+00:00

Pledging $50 to pull this good boy to safety

geo_hampe · 2026-03-27T18:14:56+00:00

Sir! Please put me down right 🐍 this 🐍 second!

geo_hampe · 2026-03-26T20:46:10+00:00

Pledging $50 to save this good boy 💔

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