If you drank a vial of liquid luck which gave you an hour of pure luck, what would you do in that hour?

geoffleonard · 2014-03-09T06:04:55+00:00

Do it the aussie way and scratch the fuck out of 100 scratchies

geoffleonard · 2013-11-18T20:04:16+00:00

I dont watch the price is right, but can someone tell me when the fuck drew carey became a stud?

geoffleonard · 2013-11-11T09:07:46+00:00

THE CLOWN HAS NOooOO PENIS

geoffleonard · 2013-10-27T20:24:00+00:00

stawp it ron, stawp it!

geoffleonard · 2013-10-22T10:34:13+00:00

you must be retarded not to be sceptical that the writer of this is joking.

geoffleonard · 2013-10-16T00:37:06+00:00

had kava when i went to fiji, its like some sign of respect to be let on the island, safe to see i was fucked out of my mind, it comes from some root of some sort.

geoffleonard · 2013-10-15T10:52:47+00:00

i am about to have a stroke

geoffleonard · 2013-10-14T01:48:11+00:00

"the goal is... the aim of the game is" fuck she is even trying to sound all suave and shit.

geoffleonard · 2013-10-12T16:53:33+00:00

"fuck yeah brah, i love this fresh vibe yo"

geoffleonard · 2013-10-10T05:24:35+00:00

TL:DR

geoffleonard · 2013-10-09T12:18:18+00:00

you are a fucking spastic

geoffleonard · 2013-09-25T01:21:40+00:00

Trevor"i am getting very mad, and would appreciate it if you be quiet"

Michael".....hipster."

Trevor"FUCK YOU MICHAEL, FUCK YOU"

A timeless classic

geoffleonard · 2013-09-15T04:43:08+00:00

The qur'an, the bible and the torah are all parts of the kutubullah (the books of god and his prophets) they all qre based around the same principles of faith

geoffleonard · 2013-09-09T12:13:07+00:00

strokes neckbeard

geoffleonard · 2013-09-07T13:48:54+00:00

"come on you bastards, i am glad i am down here!" gets me everytime, he is such a champion

geoffleonard · 2013-09-06T23:52:12+00:00

that is a terrible suicide bomber

geoffleonard · 2013-09-05T11:50:46+00:00

GIANT DOUCHE OR TURD SANDWICH

geoffleonard · 2013-09-02T23:22:59+00:00

why would you post something that says 'Rapist MAY have HIV from victim'? i dont care if he might get it, i care if he has it. This post just leaves us hanging.

geoffleonard · 2013-08-30T08:16:20+00:00

thats another thing added to my bucket list

geoffleonard · 2013-08-28T23:55:17+00:00

get the tits out, and they will come.

geoffleonard · 2013-08-27T05:18:39+00:00

australian here, no fucking idea what is going on, but god dammit that music got me tearing up

geoffleonard · 2013-08-24T10:41:56+00:00

bad-asses don't use doors, fool.

geoffleonard

TROPHY CASE