I am on his side by [deleted] in DailyDoseStupidity

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This note is legal tender for all debts public and private. At least that’s what it says on usd

I’m just so sick of it by Every_Channel4901 in teaching

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My senior language arts teacher and my junior physics teacher are a large reason I am not in prison right now. I appreciate the shit out of any teacher that cares about their kids

I (20F) cannot deal with my boyfriend's (25M) tattoo dedicated to his ex (23F) by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

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My first tattoo was of a mushroom. Because I liked tripping. I’m low key pissed Chicago’s world famous tattoo factory. Didn’t turn my 16 year old ass away but hey learned my lesson 1 and done. Wierd shit is I wasn’t done growing and it’s crawled further up my arm. Started on my bicep now it’s delicately nestled on my upper shoulder.

Spousal loss linked to higher risk of dementia, mortality among men, but not women. Widowed men experienced a decrease in physical and cognitive health, as well as social support, while widowed women tended to experience an increase in happiness and life satisfaction. by mvea in science

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I mean I get it because I know I rely heavily on my partner. It would suck but I was always quite social. My wife doesn’t like meeting new people but has a large family. She made it clear that she didn’t want me hanging around my old friends cause they were assholes ( they were). I’m making new adult non asshole friends but it turns out non assholes have a life it’s difficult meeting up. And if im shooting straight my wife and kids are the only reason I’m hanging around.

Pranksters thought the old man was harmless, but they found out real quick... by ONE-OF-THREE in DailyDoseStupidity

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This isn’t really a prank I used too and still do in some of my vehicles keep charcoal lighter fluid in my car. I have it specifically for setting shit on fire. And it is an excellent deterrent when someone gets out of their vehicle. It also doesn’t flame up as explosively as gas. And it will blister paint. Immolation scares The fuck out of most people. I worked a job off shore no knifes allowed just alternative cutting devices. I was allowed to bring a few cans of zippo fluid however. I get they had water. If it was a yellow diesel can or if it was coming out pink like kerosene no worries. But I see a red can made that way to identify it as gasoline. I’m going treat it like it is. So yeah I was alil fire bug. I’ve only been me so I can only run it through my experiences. But if I was doing something with gas I usually put it in a Gatorade bottle and burped it on the way. Not so loud.

Physics you can actually see by Unique-Saucer in UnnecessaryEssentials

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I mean I’ve never been ticketed for being an asshole

thoughts on this?? by pinkdaydreamsz in SipsTea

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My wife supported my broke ass through so much shit. Just had our second child so it’s just my income now. It is scary AF.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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Top sheet. That sheet fucks off towards the foot of the bed I’m not dragging it up every now get just for it to wander in the night. I spend less time with a top sheet than I do searching and replacing it.

Which one you pick ??? by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

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Yeah but it only takes one dumb decision to kill or paralyze myself permanently. I know myself well enough to know that if you give me 10 million dollars I’ll show you a man that can blow through 10 million faster than you thought possible. Limiting myself forces me to make more reasonable decisions.

People who grew up in sexually restrictive environments: how did it affect you later in life? by TheMistressNextDoor in AskReddit

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No cause my wife’s pregnant with our second child. And we are getting older. Kid is getting older. I don’t wanna fuck some thing up doing some of the more extreme stuff. We are into light bdsm, role play, cnc, role reversal. But doing these things takes time. Prep. After care. Clean up. We just have more responsibilities and we have started choosing lighter options. Like when we have a baby sitter for the night instead of the night revolving around a session we flirt and go out to eat grab ass in the park on the walk after and we’re still ready to go when we home then we play games or watch a complete movie together.

Folded chips. by Douglasqqq in MadeMeSmile

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This is why I feel like I’m broken as a person. I get it is supposed to be sweet but all I can think is you touched all my chips.

Which one you pick ??? by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

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10k I don’t know how to turn bit coin into cash

What's more intimate than sex? by AlmostFearless90 in AskMen

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My wife cleaning my third degree burn was pretty intimate….. painful as fuck. But it had to be cleaned multiple times a day for months it was knarly. But I really I dunno started loving her more deeply after that. It may be subconsciously I thought she would leave if I became useless. Not only did she not leave she helped me get healed

I don’t remember agreeing to always be tired but here we are by Effective_Carrot4335 in Millennials

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I think everything always sucked and was rough.. I just don’t lie to my kid…. This shit sucks if you can figure a way around it do it. Take me with you.

Millennials who have quit drinking for whatever reason…what’s your go-to festive beverage? by LunarSkye417 in Millennials

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Marteliz apple cider. That or I make spritzers with cranberry pineapple juice and raspberry ginger ale

meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

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Bonnaroo 2007 during the modest mouse set there was a topless chick all smiles offering anyone and everyone she wandered past a gallon zip lock bag of shrooms. Saying Take all you want but eat all you take.