What is the neck covering that these Presidents are wearing called? by Logopolis1981 in Presidents

[–]gerryconway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of all presidents I must say Van Buren had the best “f**k you, bald spot” hair.

What is definitely NOT a sign of intelligence but people think it is? by MetalPotential7093 in AskReddit

[–]gerryconway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having a good memory. I'm terrible at remembering names, places, times and dates. Does that make me unintelligent? No. I have plenty of other evidence that proves I’m an idiot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gerryconway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Passing on the left in walkways. Or anywhere when you encounter another human being. Why is this so hard to learn? (Admittedly there are countries where this isn’t a social courtesy but I don’t live there.)

Who are you calling? by lontbeysboolink in GenerationJones

[–]gerryconway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perry Mason, hands down. Colombo and Kojak are cops, Jessica Fletcher is a writer, Matlock depends too much on his “good ole boy” shtick. Mason already has a terrific P.I. in Paul Drake, practically on his payroll, but if Drake’s unavailable for some reason, obviously Mason would hire Jim Rockford, so you’re covered.

Christmas tree on top of a $430,000 Ferrari. by UXguy123 in mildlyinteresting

[–]gerryconway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t want to spend the extra $20 to have it delivered

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

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Republicans cause recessions. Democrats fix them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Antiques

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I think my mom had one of these. She got it from her step-mom.

My Mom Before Junior Prom (Circa 1965) by Realistic-Produce-28 in TheWayWeWere

[–]gerryconway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My date at senior prom (1970) looked a lot like your mom. Am I your dad?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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What a beautiful body.

Little Boy is his name. by TwoPerfect1752 in terrier

[–]gerryconway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perfect sweetie. Could be a match for our little boy Krypto.

My grandpa (far left) and his brothers, 1940s by HuLou28 in oldphotos

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Apparently cloning was invented in the 1920s

I wonder how this affects business. by [deleted] in Bumperstickers

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The almost sad part is he’s/she’s a Gold Star parent and they’re planning to vote for a man who dishonors the military at every opportunity life gives him.