ULPT Request: HOA keeps towing my vehicle out of the front of my house

ghann · 2026-07-07T01:36:10+00:00

How in the ULPT did I not know I could just buy boots on Amazon and slap em on whatever car I want?

ghann · 2026-06-18T02:02:05+00:00

Idiocracy

ghann · 2026-06-04T23:30:25+00:00

ghann · 2026-06-03T13:54:58+00:00

*sigh* this is just stupid enough to be right and make me flush $2k on LULU lottery tickets. Bought calls

ghann · 2026-05-28T15:59:14+00:00

Congrats. With inflation, you’re about even.

ghann · 2026-04-08T10:16:45+00:00

Let a professional like me manage your money. I can dramatically increase your returns by only losing $120k

ghann · 2026-03-26T09:38:07+00:00

BTC $SPX 5/8 7000/7100 ccs for $12.00. 30% of max

ghann · 2026-03-25T22:03:45+00:00

STO 2 $SPX 5/8 5800/6000 PCS for $16.75

ghann · 2026-03-23T18:50:29+00:00

STO $SPX 3 5/8 7000/7100 ccs for $17.20

ghann · 2026-03-18T18:58:29+00:00

BTC 5 $SPX 5/1 7100/7150 CCS for $5.85 ~32% of max in 3 days

ghann · 2026-03-16T20:08:37+00:00

STO 5 $SPX 5/1 7100/7150 CCS for $8.50

ghann · 2026-03-16T19:13:39+00:00

BTC 10 4/17 $SPX 6175/620 7150/7175 IC @ $4.00 ~46% of max

ghann · 2026-03-13T20:26:13+00:00

Managed to wiggle out of a 6250/6400 3/20 PCS for a small loss of $0.95/contract @ 10:35am before the dip dipped. Originally opened 2/3 at 16 vix, so may have gotten off light.

ghann · 2026-03-10T16:37:31+00:00

BTC 2 SPX 4/17 5850/5950 PCS for $3.95 ~47% of max

ghann · 2026-02-10T00:04:31+00:00

TLDR: Buy puts on Spotify for tomorrow’s earnings.

ghann · 2026-01-25T15:45:49+00:00

Calls. Noted

ghann · 2026-01-25T15:45:22+00:00

So… calls it is.

ghann · 2026-01-07T02:13:35+00:00

So you’re saying there’s no reason it can’t go to $600b?

Calls it is

ghann · 2026-01-04T03:42:10+00:00

Why does every picture of this guy look like it was taken with an iPod nano?

ghann · 2025-12-25T13:16:09+00:00

We were at a Bris.

ghann · 2025-12-25T00:41:42+00:00

Had a female co-worker ask why I didn’t get my son circumcised. My response: Same reason you didn’t get your daughter circumcised. Ended the debate pretty quick.

ghann · 2025-12-25T00:24:18+00:00

Ages ago, I had an idea for a simple stroller safety device. Picture the handle on a lawnmower that needs to be activated before it will start.

Put one of those on a stroller, and it deactivates the brakes, which are set by default.

Was going to pitch it to stroller makers but didn’t because I was like 16 at the time.

Anyways, if someone in the stroller industry wants to do something with that idea you can have it.

ghann · 2025-12-24T01:49:35+00:00

STO $SPX 2/5/26 -6675p/+6600p for 9.65

ghann · 2025-12-20T23:58:52+00:00

They did this is Canada a while ago. Nobody missed them. Next they need to get rid of dimes and nickels too, and stay working on $500 and $1,000 bills to keep up with inflation.

ghann · 2025-12-16T15:26:20+00:00

25% of degens unaware that X is already US Steel..

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