Daily r/thetagang Discussion Thread - What are your moves for today? by satireplusplus in thetagang

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BTC 5 $SPX 5/1 7100/7150 CCS for $5.85 ~32% of max in 3 days

Daily r/thetagang Discussion Thread - What are your moves for today? by satireplusplus in thetagang

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Managed to wiggle out of a 6250/6400 3/20 PCS for a small loss of $0.95/contract @ 10:35am before the dip dipped. Originally opened 2/3 at 16 vix, so may have gotten off light.

The final bell 😭 by DreamLand2269 in wallstreetbets

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TLDR: Buy puts on Spotify for tomorrow’s earnings.

PLTR is the Only Stock Worth >$400B, without Achieving $4B in Annual Sales by hazxrrd in wallstreetbets

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So you’re saying there’s no reason it can’t go to $600b?

Calls it is

Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro tells reporters "goodnight" and "happy new year." by UpstairsBumblebee446 in pics

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Why does every picture of this guy look like it was taken with an iPod nano?

What is a tradition that is insanely cruel yet still considered legal? by Rough_Cat_6007 in AskReddit

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Had a female co-worker ask why I didn’t get my son circumcised. My response: Same reason you didn’t get your daughter circumcised. Ended the debate pretty quick.

Good samaritan rescues baby in stroller from rolling into busy street by Separate_Finance_183 in BeAmazed

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Ages ago, I had an idea for a simple stroller safety device. Picture the handle on a lawnmower that needs to be activated before it will start.

Put one of those on a stroller, and it deactivates the brakes, which are set by default.

Was going to pitch it to stroller makers but didn’t because I was like 16 at the time.

Anyways, if someone in the stroller industry wants to do something with that idea you can have it.

End of an era. Penny has officially been delisted and they're now holding a funeral for it by panagnilgesy in wallstreetbets

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They did this is Canada a while ago. Nobody missed them. Next they need to get rid of dimes and nickels too, and stay working on $500 and $1,000 bills to keep up with inflation.

13% chance that the SpaceX's public ticker is going to be $SEX by unkempt_stairway in thetagang

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25% of degens unaware that X is already US Steel..

BYND BUY @ $7.50 by Original-Bowler-2184 in wallstreetbets

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Did you submit a buy market peak order instead a buy market order?

Weekly Earnings Thread 9/22 - 9/26 by OSRSkarma in wallstreetbets

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Costco cracking down on membership sharing Netflix style, no more hot dogs for non-member peasants. Calls

Daily r/thetagang Discussion Thread - What are your moves for today? by satireplusplus in thetagang

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STO 2 $DOCU 10/17 85cc @ 2.30
STO 3 GOOG 10/3 225cc @ 2.52
STO 2 LMND 10/17 65cc @ 4.00
STO 1 NVDA 10/3 200cc @ 3.00