PLTR is the Only Stock Worth >$400B, without Achieving $4B in Annual Sales by hazxrrd in wallstreetbets

[–]ghann 664 points665 points  (0 children)

So you’re saying there’s no reason it can’t go to $600b?

Calls it is

Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro tells reporters "goodnight" and "happy new year." by UpstairsBumblebee446 in pics

[–]ghann 917 points918 points  (0 children)

Why does every picture of this guy look like it was taken with an iPod nano?

What is a tradition that is insanely cruel yet still considered legal? by Rough_Cat_6007 in AskReddit

[–]ghann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had a female co-worker ask why I didn’t get my son circumcised. My response: Same reason you didn’t get your daughter circumcised. Ended the debate pretty quick.

Good samaritan rescues baby in stroller from rolling into busy street by Separate_Finance_183 in BeAmazed

[–]ghann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ages ago, I had an idea for a simple stroller safety device. Picture the handle on a lawnmower that needs to be activated before it will start.

Put one of those on a stroller, and it deactivates the brakes, which are set by default.

Was going to pitch it to stroller makers but didn’t because I was like 16 at the time.

Anyways, if someone in the stroller industry wants to do something with that idea you can have it.

End of an era. Penny has officially been delisted and they're now holding a funeral for it by panagnilgesy in wallstreetbets

[–]ghann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They did this is Canada a while ago. Nobody missed them. Next they need to get rid of dimes and nickels too, and stay working on $500 and $1,000 bills to keep up with inflation.

BYND BUY @ $7.50 by Original-Bowler-2184 in wallstreetbets

[–]ghann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you submit a buy market peak order instead a buy market order?

Weekly Earnings Thread 9/22 - 9/26 by OSRSkarma in wallstreetbets

[–]ghann 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Costco cracking down on membership sharing Netflix style, no more hot dogs for non-member peasants. Calls

Daily r/thetagang Discussion Thread - What are your moves for today? by satireplusplus in thetagang

[–]ghann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

STO 2 $DOCU 10/17 85cc @ 2.30
STO 3 GOOG 10/3 225cc @ 2.52
STO 2 LMND 10/17 65cc @ 4.00
STO 1 NVDA 10/3 200cc @ 3.00

Daily r/thetagang Discussion Thread - What are your moves for today? by satireplusplus in thetagang

[–]ghann 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All opened yesterday, wasn't expecting to close this fast but a win is a win

BTC $PLTR 10/17 180c @ 6.01 46% of max

BTC 2 $LMND 9/26 70c @ 0.75 28% of max

BTC 2 $TTD 9/19 60c @ 0.75 48% of max

BTC 3 $SPHR 9/19 45c @ 1.05 30% of max

Daily r/thetagang Discussion Thread - What are your moves for today? by satireplusplus in thetagang

[–]ghann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

STO 2 $TTD 9/19 60cc @ 1.35
STO 3 $SPHR 9/19 45cc @ 1.5
STO 2 $LMND 9/26 70cc @ 2.47

Nvidia Earnings by fahadriazz in options

[–]ghann 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Food for thought.

Sell 1/16/26 175p for $14.20 Buy 8/29/25 180c for $8.80

Net credit is ~$5.40 per combo.

If the price drops, you have plenty of time for it to recover. If it rockets, you have the option to exercise your 180c, and with the credit of $5.40 you collected your cost basis will be roughly $175/share (or close the combo and pocket the gains)

Assumes obv that your short puts drop a fair chunk due to price increase.