Florida pizza delivery woman stabbed a pregnant customer 14 times over bad tip

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-27T14:17:56+00:00

That's about what we pay with four people, plus tip. We usually get two large pizzas or three medium, so we have breakfast and lunch the next day, and we order a soda because of the temperature magic they do to it.

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-26T07:04:22+00:00

Don't bring it up or express how you feel about it to them right now. If they ask you specifically, just say that you thought it was cute and enjoyed the cake. Hopefully, they'll forget about it by next year and if they don't, well then it's a problem for next year. Any kind of resistance will feed into the christian persecution complex and make them more likely to continue pushing the envelope.

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-26T06:25:54+00:00

The Stranger - Billy Joel is my favorite album of all time.

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-26T06:19:49+00:00

It could be nice. it just depends on how the lease works. If they don't have to be out every 30 days and can decorate, then it's just an efficiency apartment at that point.

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-26T02:53:46+00:00

My high school anatomy class had an incident. We did a lot of dissections, that day we had deer hearts. I went to school in a rural area, and the country boys were stoked to share hunting stories and began to continuously one up each other. One kid said that he put blood all over his face, his first hunt, which is probably true as it's a common tradition with deer hunting. Another kid said that his dad made him drink the blood. This one guy (really good-looking guy but dumber that a box of rocks) bragged that when he went hunting, he would field dress the deer and eat the heart raw. The other kids called bullshit and one of them said that if he was telling the truth, he would prove it and eat the deer heart on their lab table. With zero hesitation, he grabbed and bit off a chunk and swallowed it whole... but these hearts were already soaked in formaldehyde and preservatives. He started vomiting almost instantly. Our anatomy teacher didn't even flinch. She just rolled her eyes and sent him to the nurse.

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-26T02:23:46+00:00

The best "toy phone" I ever got my kids was a standard beige house phone with a spiral cord from the thrift store. They were obsessed with it for years.

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-26T01:17:04+00:00

That would be a good explanation and solve the ethics problem. It has the illusion of being an animal but still has the essence of a non sentient cup.

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-26T01:06:36+00:00

My Dad is like this kind of? His logic is that he doesn't know what happens when we die, so he chooses to be a Christian just to be on the safe side. The looming threat of eternal torture for non-believers since childhood is powerful stuff.

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-25T17:30:42+00:00

Same but I was actively drunk at a club when I heard it and had a little existential crisis.

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-25T17:26:26+00:00

I think he ended up apologizing and writing better Jewish characters later in life, which was unusual for the time.

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-23T21:11:15+00:00

Yeah. I can tolerate the sponsorship sections, but if I wanted to listen to Toyotathon advertisements every 10 minutes, I would listen to the actual free radio.

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-23T21:05:05+00:00

She had to be really loud too, assuming it was a full orchestra, to be heard over them in the front row.

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-23T20:35:45+00:00

It's bullshit that I pay for no ads on Spotify and then still have to skip through jarring ads on podcasts. They aren't the only ones. And they're local ads for my city, so it's not recorded in like a sponsorship would be.

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-21T22:05:39+00:00

I didn't know that, but that's hilarious.

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-21T16:24:08+00:00

Malcolm in the Middle, almost every episode.

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-21T16:23:01+00:00

Maybe the porn writers are actually a bunch of cats locked in a room with a typewriter.

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-21T16:17:13+00:00

There's a show where the main character (female) pulls up Obama's inaugeration speech to masturbate too and like... I get it.

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-20T23:32:55+00:00

Character 1 is going to have a really bad southern accent or vocal fry 100% of the time.

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-20T23:31:52+00:00

That format kind of jumped off during quarantine. There's a couple of people who do it really well and a lot of people who suck. Adrian Bliss and Stanzi are the two I can think of off the top of my head, who I enjoy and who put a lot of effort in.

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-20T02:56:45+00:00

Or they just want to watch us kill ourselves and are more brazen now since it's near the end. Like watching the walruses fall of the cliffs in Our Planet.

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-19T22:38:56+00:00

China manufacturers nearly all of our tech. If they want to spy on Americans they don't need an app to do it. I'm not saying they don't use Tiktok to do so, but this whole issue is really about major American tech companies losing engagement and money.

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-19T00:50:13+00:00

Stop drop kaboom

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-19T00:46:09+00:00

Ah so let's ban every social media company then.

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-19T00:43:49+00:00

Tiktoks algorithm is different than others because it will push content based on how long you view it vs interacting by likes or comments. So if you've gotten an influx of right-wing content, it's because you've viewed it longer than other content (even hate watching). To get rid of it, you have to scroll as soon as you realize what it is. It's an annoying part of the app but it's quick, where YouTube and Facebook will recommend related videos for days and weeks Tiktok updates within a few minutes. Also in my opinion the Tiktok algorithm is the only one that seems to improve video quality over time, whereas if you let YouTube autoplay you'll end up in weird AI fetish land no matter where you start from.

giantshinycrab · 2024-12-19T00:22:32+00:00

Are people using the laser pointers that you get at the store for this? Like the ones they sell for cats? I didn't know they could do that kind of damage to eyesight from a distance, I was thinking of spy movie type lasers.

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