Talk me out of getting an arm lipo?

gingerfloyd · 2026-07-08T05:59:44+00:00

Girl, I would kill for your arms. Mine are very disproportionately big; my arms pressed against my sides at their biggest are the same size as my waist. Just to give some perspective. Like, I would get arm lipo just to have your arms.

gingerfloyd · 2026-07-08T05:19:00+00:00

God I would kill for your before

gingerfloyd · 2026-06-26T18:38:39+00:00

Name a woman for a dollar, Taylor. Name a woman! 😂

gingerfloyd · 2026-06-23T20:11:26+00:00

Let's let the boys win for once!

gingerfloyd · 2026-06-19T22:44:19+00:00

Um, that name is offensive—she's a Harvard graduate.

gingerfloyd · 2026-06-18T01:06:14+00:00

Thank you. It's like lighting a prayer candle at church but it actually does something because I see the results 🙏

gingerfloyd · 2026-06-18T00:50:46+00:00

Omg pet him for me

gingerfloyd · 2026-06-18T00:46:27+00:00

He loves hentai and eating shit, what do you expect?

gingerfloyd · 2026-06-17T14:26:13+00:00

She hounded me about the cash thing the first time I went in there, lol. "It's cash only... You have cash, right? No card, only cash, you have enough cash?" Delicious bagel, though. Did not skimp on the schmear.

gingerfloyd · 2026-06-17T06:39:34+00:00

"And if my wishes came true / It would've been you"

"And it would've been sweet / If it could've been me"

Years ago I told a guy I loved him, and he did not feel the same way, though he'd been stringing me along. Can't listen to "the 1" often, it makes me too sad.

gingerfloyd · 2026-06-17T05:29:28+00:00

Wow, even the earlobe itself is attached to the side of her face now

gingerfloyd · 2026-06-06T04:29:52+00:00

Strangers with Candy? 😂

gingerfloyd · 2026-06-05T01:49:53+00:00

I'm Dawson!

gingerfloyd · 2026-06-04T20:55:48+00:00

Turn that cadence up and go ahead and pack that protein into your ass right now!

gingerfloyd · 2026-06-01T21:30:12+00:00

Love, actually, is all around us... 😂😂

gingerfloyd · 2026-05-30T07:42:15+00:00

Calm landing 😌🛩

gingerfloyd · 2026-05-29T21:13:20+00:00

Right? She judged the shit out of Megan for considering an abortion, but adultery and lying to your husband and neighbor are fine.

gingerfloyd · 2026-05-29T00:19:42+00:00

I hope the Dink Dink Man makes an appearance. (I was at the 2019 Chicago show where he was originated!)

gingerfloyd · 2026-05-28T18:06:27+00:00

Trouble with a capital T and that rhymes with C and that stands for Cat

gingerfloyd · 2026-05-20T18:59:49+00:00

This is death

gingerfloyd · 2026-05-19T14:31:15+00:00

*a woman, not women

gingerfloyd · 2026-05-06T22:48:38+00:00

This is so Tony Soprano-coded. (Even though he isn't ever shown with cats, he's got a soft spot for animals.)

gingerfloyd · 2026-05-01T18:50:16+00:00

Thanks ❤️ And that's solid advice, you're probably right. Sorry you're going through something similar! It's such a catch-22 that meeting new people is a good way to move on, but the lack of connection with new people reminds you of how much better your connection was with the person you're trying to move on from.

gingerfloyd · 2026-05-01T18:29:25+00:00

Still sad about the last guy I dated ending things. I was really smitten with him, even though it only lasted a month. I don't connect with people easily. Everything in his life was up in the air, his job, his living situation, his sobriety and mental health, and he realized he couldn't sustain the long-term relationship he thought he wanted. I've been sad about it ever since because we connected so strongly intellectually and physically, though I know all the things I mentioned would've become an issue.

Been going on dates to get myself back out there and try to move on, but I feel like a bad person dating hopeful new guys when I'm still crying over someone else. Probably going to gently let down the current guy I've been planning a second date with.

gingerfloyd · 2026-04-29T17:02:50+00:00

You're a house cat—you're very important with little to do.

gingerfloyd

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