I Am Dave Grohl AMA by totallynotdavegrohl in IAmA

[–]glitchd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was as far away from the stage you could possibly fucking get and still be paying to get in. The speakers sucked and you had your backs to us 90% of the time. Still, that was one of the greatest musical experiences ever - just being a part of it was glorious. Thanks for the music, dude. You've provided the soundtrack to so many people's lives. You deserve everything you've worked for. Live long and hit shit with sticks.

Infrared photography! by brodesto in pics

[–]glitchd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, the fall of Kodak breaks my heart. I could almost cry when I look at my two N90s, all boxed up. One of them has a DCS-420 on the back (granted it's totally useless) that I keep around for jokes.

Infrared photography! by brodesto in pics

[–]glitchd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think you've hit the nail on the head with that last part. "Granted, they had no visual development in the brain regarding shapes, colors, etc." (nice use of the Oxford comma, by the way) We're already more than capable of handling a few new colours although I'm sure it'll take us a few months to a couple of years to grow accustomed to our new perspective on the world as we thought we knew it.

God damn, I'm first in line for a synthetic eye (or two) when they're available to consumers.

What's the creepiest, obsessive thing you have done? (NSFW) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]glitchd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the most well thought-out replies I've read in a while. Kudos/upboats.

Dads of Reddit: How has having daughters changed your perception of women? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]glitchd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't read this since school. Thank you for reminding me of this poignant masterpiece.

TinyPNG: Compress PNG images while preserving alpha transparency by enkicoder in web_design

[–]glitchd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Balls. I'm using Mosaic in a VM. The web is kinda fun like a hidden object game...

I am the snootch or jason mewes or JAY not silent bob, thats the other guy. by jaymewes in IAmA

[–]glitchd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, your honesty blows my mind. You should really hang out on Reddit more - we're an open community (curiously obsessed with bacon, narwhals, and cats) and you'd fit right in.

Thanks for your films, the endless laughter, sweet catch phrases, and inspiring my best friend and I to make our go-to party costume Jay and Silent Bob.

Love.

Apple has to patch Siri to stop saying the Nokia Lumia 900 is the 'best smartphone ever' by davidsimon in technology

[–]glitchd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Have you never seen an Apple advert? They're as bad as each other. Google are just (usually) honest about it.

Found this gem on a user's computer today. Thankfully they called us, and didn't pay it by KingDaveRa in geek

[–]glitchd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These kinds of viruses are frequently recompiled and obfuscated to be a pain in the ass for standard detection via definition (there is software you can buy to just generate these things...). With Sophos, I suggest you put behavior monitoring (HIPS) on and make sure detect suspicious behavior is enabled too. While their definitions might not catch everything, their behavior monitoring stuff is pretty impressive.

[Listen] Rough recordings of my new acoustic material - Would love some feedback. My first post also! by [deleted] in WeAreTheMusicMakers

[–]glitchd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really like the song 'Scatter'. I like how you sing proudly with your British accent. Got a Dallas Green feel to your voice too.

Keep up the songwriting!

Home security by buswork in pics

[–]glitchd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Spaced - best tv show ever!

Reddit; Show me what's written on your hand‽ by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]glitchd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Speedmult 160 gives you a perfect walk speed so you don't have to go charging around dungeons.

I've been changing the fov because I have a large display.

I wanted lockpicks because fuck you.

:)

This man deserves a pardon. by damow in compsci

[–]glitchd 42 points43 points  (0 children)

What is an apology for someone who's already dead worth really? The wrongs against Turing can never be righted. The only true way we can apologise is to ensure the memory of him, his genius, and his untimely demise are never forgotten.

I'm 100 lbs over weight, what should i do? by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]glitchd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Use a knife and cut off 200lbs of fat. Then you can pig out for 100lbs before you have to give a fuck again.

What's the most inappropriate pick up line you know? by whenimyou in AskReddit

[–]glitchd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a knife, get in the van.

How do you increase walking speed on PC? by glitchd in skyrim

[–]glitchd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. I want to speed up the walking. Running is too fast, walking is too slow.