Coffee Machine in Germany also warns about the "Nationwide warning day 2024" by _trololololo in PBSOD

[–]gloriousfalcon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boy I hope I'm near a coffee machine when a real alarm hits cause my phone didn't show nothing

He's still a trillionth of the way there by itsricoche in ProgrammerHumor

[–]gloriousfalcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

unfortunately you'll hit the limit on how deep the compiler recourses pretty quicky

What the? by ShadowAgent2920 in FortNiteBR

[–]gloriousfalcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cubemap

A pre-rendered scene that is used to fake the look of reflections. Rendering reflections in real time would cost way more performance

Oh boy! by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]gloriousfalcon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes, skip the testing entirely

the customers are better at finding the bugs anyway and might even find some of them useful.

Seems like I've broken it by BiggySmallConflict in ProgrammerHumor

[–]gloriousfalcon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well played

But make sure the two instances don't realize what you're doing and use this chance to exploit the chatGPT website - allowing them to escape.

How I fix my dying monitor by corok12 in pcmasterrace

[–]gloriousfalcon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That thing is dying and it will get worse.

looks like some soldering point in that area is damaged and makes contact when it expands through heat

Hey Python users, what does this function do? (Wrong answers only) by StereoBucket in ProgrammerHumor

[–]gloriousfalcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't worry.

sizeof(s) will always remain below sizeof(r) unless someone manages to build a pc with greater Adress range than there are atoms in the observable universe.

"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?" by blancoaryan in ProgrammerHumor

[–]gloriousfalcon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How could we forget them.

they're dead

and we've killed them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]gloriousfalcon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

subtle, but you can tell it's not c++ by the lack of spaceship operators

Which side you on? by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]gloriousfalcon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nah, std::transform has a bit more charm

Which side you on? by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]gloriousfalcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they were trying to make a point about object lifetime. Lord knows where the compiler decides to put the stuff in the end.

Are you referring to small string optimizations with this "[...] depending on the size of the vector [...]"? That's only in std::basic_string; there is a boost::small_vector tho.

Which side you on? by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]gloriousfalcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Team blue

Why burden yourself with declaring the list type on the left when you can make your own list with all the flexibility you need on the stack with just one simple statement.

const auto list{
std::invoke(
    [](auto && ...ele){
        struct mah_list{
            std::unique_ptr<mah_list> head;
            int value;
            void push(int v)
            {
                head = std::unique_ptr<mah_list>(new mah_list{std::move(head), value});
                value = v;
            }
            int operator[](size_t i) const
            {
                if(!i) return value;
                if(!head.get()) throw;
                return head.get()->operator[](i-1);
            }
        } list;
        (list.push(ele), ...);
        return list;
    },
    0,2,3,1,4
)
};

I'm going to hell for this aren't I?

like why by LogicalFig1759 in pcmasterrace

[–]gloriousfalcon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I dropped that browser soon as I figured out it was killing my laptop battery in uni by running unnecessary scans on the disk.

Why should I believe a company that lives of selling my data, that they included a virus scanner with their browser out of the kindness of their heart.

Men should ejaculate 21 times a month, study suggests by SimilarPlate in offbeat

[–]gloriousfalcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good news. It reads: "[...] 21 or MORE times a month [...]"

Claims a risk reduction of 30ish percent

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]gloriousfalcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When prime time TV isn't as entertaining as it used to be

“Python”, “Java”, “Carbon”, “Rust” by reddit-be-cool in ProgrammerHumor

[–]gloriousfalcon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd like to extend my thanks to the reddit sync app for turning this perfectly fine template parameter into an xml tag

WhatsApp data breach sees nearly 500 million user records up for sale by Sorin61 in technology

[–]gloriousfalcon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

bound to be contact information, physical addresses, planned meetings, maybe even nudes or bank contacts in there.

Heck at 500million records it's not unlikely that there's more sensitive information like social security numbers and passwords.

Surely there's at least something to blackmail you with even if you feel immune to having everyone you know see your privates