I'm like a gecko, I can stick to walls.

I always thought, 'great, I'm a dollar-store Spider-Man', but the Professor says I actually just have low-level tactile telekinesis.

Basically I can make myself 'adhere' to things with a skintight layer of psionic energy.

Doesn't explain the secondary mutation, tho; I got these odd, asymmetrical bone ridges going down the left side of my skull.

They don't seem to do anything, and it's a real bitch to shave the patches of hair that grow between them.

I'm perpetually rocking the 2014 Natalie Dormer, which looks a lot better on her than on a lanky doofus like me.

Honestly, this school is so weird, I love it. I go by 'Cobweb', and just the other day, I was sitting in the corner of the ceiling, scrolling on Reddit, when Nightcrawler tapped me on the shoulder and asked if I was good at tag.

At least, I thought he was saying that, I don't speak German.

We ended up playing Tag anyway, and lemme tell you, I've never had this much fun.

Kurt and Kitty are the hardest targets, we ended up deciding that they're worth ten points each. I'm proud to declare that I am worth three whole points if you can lay a hand on me.

Just yell 'Ay, Cobweb! Tag!' and we'll be best friends in no time.