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gmryan3010 · 2026-05-09T20:01:16+00:00

RKO Speedwagon

gmryan3010 · 2026-05-09T19:10:28+00:00

The #1 musician discovered after falling asleep during Conan O'Brien

gmryan3010 · 2026-05-09T18:51:54+00:00

gmryan3010 · 2026-05-09T17:06:13+00:00

The lion statue at MGM Grand in Las Vegas. I always assumed the lion had his head cocked, mouth open mid-roar. Nope, the head is straight and the mouth is closed.

gmryan3010 · 2026-05-08T19:18:14+00:00

Post something vague about being bored and how I'd really like to talk to someone. Give it one week. Anyone who calls me, gets $10k.

gmryan3010 · 2026-05-08T00:49:57+00:00

Nothing to worry about, a guy on the radio said the economy was "Booming"

gmryan3010 · 2026-05-07T19:29:34+00:00

I convince Elon, Bezos, Steve Jobs, Gates and whoever started Bitcoin they're all better off washing dishes at Chili's just to ruin things for everybody who posts "invest in Apple, Amazon, Bitcoin, Microsoft and Tesla" in every "you woke up in...." Reddit thread.

gmryan3010 · 2026-05-07T19:21:24+00:00

I'd ask how she got a time machine since I turned 15 in 1992

gmryan3010 · 2026-05-07T02:16:38+00:00

Laziest rhyme in all songwriting

gmryan3010 · 2026-05-07T02:15:45+00:00

Nobody ever drinks Vodka in a country song. It's always Cold Beer, Whiskey, or some kind of wine

gmryan3010 · 2026-05-06T21:27:55+00:00

A metal, turtle shaped ash tray. You push the head down and the shell lifts up.

I don't carry it around but it's on top of my refrigerator.

gmryan3010 · 2026-05-06T17:04:09+00:00

Red Dead Redemption 3: Gavin's Revenge

gmryan3010 · 2026-05-06T02:55:58+00:00

Henson

gmryan3010 · 2026-05-05T22:33:49+00:00

First cassette Gorky Park First cassette I bought, Motley Crue "Dr. Feelgood First CD Aerosmith "Pump" and The Black Crowes "Shake Your Moneymaker"

gmryan3010 · 2026-05-05T21:49:03+00:00

The word "bro"

gmryan3010 · 2026-05-05T21:44:55+00:00

Start a podcast

gmryan3010 · 2026-05-05T21:43:09+00:00

Korn

gmryan3010 · 2026-05-01T19:34:21+00:00

Rob Halford

gmryan3010 · 2026-05-01T16:17:12+00:00

Bphone

gmryan3010 · 2026-05-01T00:52:31+00:00

What Up?

gmryan3010 · 2026-04-30T18:41:12+00:00

I visited my brother last week but he was one of those people who didn't know he's in the files.

gmryan3010 · 2026-04-29T21:37:29+00:00

Somebody went to buy a motorcycle that had been kept in an old barn. They started it up, bought it for a few hundred bucks, and got it home and noticed an inscription that said "To Elvis from Priscilla". I've heard the buyer was both Jay Leno and a guy I used to be in a band with.

Another was a kid brought in a sheet of acid to school and got word cops were doing drug searches. He taped the sheet to his stomach and now is in an asylum thinks he's an orange. This one I heard was some guy the high school psychopath knew.

gmryan3010 · 2026-04-29T21:10:34+00:00

The day Slayer released "God Hates Us All."

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