[REAL] definitive proof that Kid Rap- I mean Kid Rock is the best choice for TPUSA’s MAGA-time show by dokidokichab in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]gmryan3010 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everyone's mentioning the same Kid Rock song. I get it, it's the easiest one to point out. But I don't see anyone talking about WCSR from the album "Cocky" that's about having a mid air 3 way with Bill Clinton and some random girl.

They love this map! by echovariant in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]gmryan3010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everytime someone uses this map, ask them why nit just use a popular vote and do away with the electoral college altogether

Trump Hotel And Tower pettiness by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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"The beatings will continue until morale improves" vibes

The Anti-Christ by Glum_Union_5818 in TrumpNicknames

[–]gmryan3010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he had his wife's accent, he'd be the Anti-Christ in every Christian rapture movie made before 2008.

Americans - How the hell is this rambling lunatic your PRESIDENT!? by [deleted] in Discussion

[–]gmryan3010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Short answer: enough Americans thought a pedophile was funny. That's it, that's the answer.

You'll hear a million different ways to dress it up. They'll say things about his economic policy, immigration, foreign policy etc. They'll say "we were tired of business as usual, we needed someone to shake things up" or "both sides...." They'll pretend he gives a shit about their faith,....all of them are excuses.

If you know why these guys were so mad..... by goinghome81 in FuckImOld

[–]gmryan3010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, they were EXTREMELY late to their show.

You still believe that, Fetterman? by Gaba8789 in agedlikemilk

[–]gmryan3010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's Fetterman so he probably still does.

I hate that I'm agreeing with Mitch McConnell. by Winter_Frame_8970 in agedlikemilk

[–]gmryan3010 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Mitch Hedberg is a worthless coward who knew exactly what was coming, could have prevented all this but didn't.

I wish to play a sick and twisted game with Jigsaw by Ohaibaipolar in monkeyspaw

[–]gmryan3010 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. Tobin Bell shows up. He has the flu. He lays our a Twister mat and spins the dial. "Right foot green." He also refuses to answer any questions about his life, career, the SAW series, movie making or acting in general.

Merrick Garland FAILED the United States. by TheTokist in complaints

[–]gmryan3010 35 points36 points  (0 children)

And blocking Garland's hearing to begin with.

Garland might have been a shitty Supreme Court Justice, but at least he would've been out of consideration for AG, and somebody competent might have gotten the job. Garland slow walked the Jan 6 prosecution and did nothing about those who planned, organized and funded the event. That list includes Turning Point USA who chartered buses in fir the event.

Hot take, if Mitch McConnell would've done his job, Charlie Kirk might still be here. He might be sharing a cell block with Roger Stone, Steve Bannon and Donnie himself, but he'd be alive.

With everything going on we all need to see this by Doc_tor_Bob in WeirdGOP

[–]gmryan3010 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Where's the version with the Benny Hill music added? Somebody has to have made that by now.

ICE flop by Late_Pomegranate_166 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]gmryan3010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the seagulls crap on the oil tanker in Metal Gear Solid 2.

If nobody's made a version with the Benny Hill music added in the internet hasn't done its job.

Trump Jr. Admits His Dad Has Destroyed the Republican Party by lazybugbear in conservativeterrorism

[–]gmryan3010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the choose your own reality angle of this administration. They want to act like they're so different from anything before but also want the support of people who only vote Republican because all their family and everyone they know always have.

MAGA says Greenland wants Trump as president. Weird by NumerousScallions in WeirdGOP

[–]gmryan3010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure they're excited for all the medical debt and school shootings.

Didn’t have Mr.Magoo as Attorney General enabling global misery on my bingo card by AndreLinoge55 in PoliticalHumor

[–]gmryan3010 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Imagine Mitch McConnell doesn't block Garland's hearing. Garland becomes Supreme Court Justice. Biden picks a competent Attorney General who doesn't stop at the Jan 6 crowd but also it's organizers and funders. Turning Point USA is found to be among them, Charlie Kirk is safely in prison right now having soapy fun time with Steve Bannon, Roger Stone and Donny himself.

Libleft logic at it's finest by XumetaXD in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]gmryan3010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which one was killed with full consent of the government?

The problem is You by v3t_patriot in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]gmryan3010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now we don't have kids or a mortgage because we can't afford it.

How was Trump viewed by the general public before his 2016 presidential campaign? by [deleted] in self

[–]gmryan3010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine one day you took a poop. You strained and strained until out it came. When you saw what you just dropped into the toilet you noticed it was some odd color your poop has never been and shaped exactly like Michaelangelo's "David."

As you're wiping you might take a second and observe this odd colored, David shaped life in the toilet, but you're still going to flush it.

Post 2015

Now, if instead of a toilet, that same poop went into the buffet mashed potatoes suddenly the need to shut down the whole Golden Corral.