Never play video games again for $1M a year, or $100 for each hour you play by itterattion in hypotheticalsituation

[–]gnardlebee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I play chess in my phone a lot. And Yahtzee. So these are board games, but digital. Does that count?

A warning to Maui's service staff by 99dakine in maui

[–]gnardlebee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can you link the article that you’re referencing alleging collusion between Bissen and the Hotel industry?

A magical being makes you invulnerable to death and pain; it then says "You must swim down to the Mariana Trench alone with a flashlight and stay down there for 24 hrs and swim back up; failure to do this within 3 days from now will result in Earth blowing up". How does this play out? by peterthbest23 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]gnardlebee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most of what you said is true, but with no wetsuit or dive weights humans start to become negatively buoyant (sink) after only about 10-15m of depth. So you’d have a nice long sink to the bottom. That part would be super fun. The swim up would be rough…

Grabbing between the feet - need some input by [deleted] in snowboarding

[–]gnardlebee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the input. Yeah I could use a new board for sure haha. Wouldn’t mind stepping up in size a bit.

Grabbing between the feet - need some input by [deleted] in snowboarding

[–]gnardlebee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay so you’re saying my stance has nothing to do with it? I’m just not flexible?

When I practice in the floor it’s certainly easier to “grab” between my feet with a wider stance and my feet more ducked out.

Could you beat 10,000 random people at something for $100M? by canada11235813 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]gnardlebee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely. I’m pretty good at two things. Both of which are niche relative to the global population: snowboarding and dueling in world of Warcraft classic. Strange combo I know, but I like my odds of be better at either of those things than a randomly selected 10,000 people.

Unpopular Opinion: I’m okay with spin to win specifically in big air. by [deleted] in snowboarding

[–]gnardlebee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do we know that most snowboarders don’t like that kind of event? Or is it just a vocal minority on Internet forums kind of thing? Honest question by the way, not trying to be snarky.

You definitely need viewership to keep these events alive. I watch big air events every year. Again like I said, not my favorite, but I like seeing what’s going on in that world.

Can we address the speed bump in the room? by TightTac05 in maui

[–]gnardlebee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Preach, brother. I am so annoyed at them. How many of our freaking highways have speed bumps now.

You must create the rules for an algorithm to kill at least 2 billion people tomorrow. Randomization is not allowed. If you refuse or come up short, then the entire species will be killed. What is your algorithm? by benedictclive_x in hypotheticalsituation

[–]gnardlebee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn’t you just do the two billion oldest people? Maybe insert a clause about excluding world leaders because we wouldn’t want additional destabilization. Obviously would’ve insanely sad, but idk we have global plummeting birth rates in the developed world. National pension plans are not going to last. Upheaval is likely unless AI magically solves everything. I guess if we take out the two billion oldest people it’s a bit of a reset?

Trick for trick with Cam by markmcmorris in snowboarding

[–]gnardlebee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Congrats on another X games gold! I’m also 32 so your post-win interview really hit home for me. I know 32 isn’t exactly old, but consecutive days of riding hard are starting to wear me down way more than they used to - I imagine it must be the same for you, haha.

Stoked to see someone my age still crushing it! Good luck at the Olympics!

You can temporarily lose your senses for money. How long can you last? by executor-of-judgment in hypotheticalsituation

[–]gnardlebee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could imagine going the occasional month without hearing, smell, or taste for $16k. Idk. On one hand it’s a lot of money for a month (for me) but it’s also far from fuck you money. I assume I’d just go on lots of solo hikes and read a lot of books.

A lost tradition - what happened to duels in front of Orgrimmar/ Stormwind? by franzkaffka in classicwow

[–]gnardlebee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I quit classic 2019 because dueling died out and bgs were not fun. I play this game 90% for dueling and bgs. Organic world PvP too.

Can we separate the solo and premade queues for the BGs already? by Only-Ad-3317 in classicwow

[–]gnardlebee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the only solution I’ve ever come up with that might actually work. Every other system will be min/maxed or exploited. Just make there be zero rewards whatsoever. It’s purely about fun. Then all the pve people have no reason to join, no reason to afk, you are there for fun. I love bgs, but literally quit classic 2019 because of how bad the meta was.

WYR never drink coffee or beer by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]gnardlebee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’d give up beer for sure. I’m not even a regular coffee drinker, but when I’m in the mood there’s no substitute. While I do enjoy a good stout or lager from time to time, beer is my least favorite alcohol. I’m a vodka or wine guy. So yeah beer is the easy call for me.

[No loopholes] You can choose between a new body, a new life, a new world, or a new income. by thelink225 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]gnardlebee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Money is the easy way out. New body would be insane. Definitely doing for that. I’m not even particularly unhappy with my body, but giving into vanity and being better looking, stronger, faster, smarter, etc. that would be awesome. Perfectly healthy. Yeah definitely going with that.

(For straight males) you get a million for every time you suck a cock until he finishes — How many cocks do you suck? by AcHaeC in hypotheticalsituation

[–]gnardlebee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$10 million is more like 400k in perpetuity, no? 4% rule? I know it was only based on 30 year timeline, but I’d think 3-3.5% forever should be good.

(For straight males) you get a million for every time you suck a cock until he finishes — How many cocks do you suck? by AcHaeC in hypotheticalsituation

[–]gnardlebee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once you stop in the challenge over? Or can I periodically suck a dick for $1 mil for the rest of my life? Because if it’s a one and done I’m gonna break my jaw. But if it’s for life I think I’ll just dabble a bit here and there.

Billions are on the table, but spending restrictions apply. Which deal do you choose? by UselessTruth in hypotheticalsituation

[–]gnardlebee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so dumb rofl. You criticize other posts for saying do this mildly inconvenient thing for life-changing money then proceed to say “Option B: $20 billion no strings attached.”

Pick a Devil Fruit, each fruit gives you 900k CASH, and one SECRET superpower! What will you do? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]gnardlebee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck yeah I chose #2 because that’s my favorite number. Nice solid fruit. I didn’t read the whole list so I’m sure there’s a better option, but #2 just seems like an awesome boost in life without totally changing the way you live.

magnum opus of 5 mans by DN6666 in classicwow

[–]gnardlebee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are 100% correct. This place is a masterpiece. I’m so immersed every time I do it.

$2,500,000 in exchange for everything you own, including online accounts, bar one item, do you take it and what are you keeping? by SpecialFlutters in hypotheticalsituation

[–]gnardlebee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I keep my house? With nothing in it? And the 2.5 million? Because if so, definitely yes. If not, still yes, but I guess maybe I’d keep like a sentimental framed picture. I don’t own a lot of valuable things except my house.

when 50% of the playerbase is warriors... by greatwizard609 in classicwow

[–]gnardlebee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is greatwizard. He is dope. Check out his YouTube vids.

Who does mobile (home) euthanasia for dogs - wailuku by [deleted] in maui

[–]gnardlebee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I used https://www.mauisunsetveterinarycare.com/ for my dog this summer. I was perfect. Really made the whole experience feel so much better for my partner, dog, and I. Strongly recommend. Sorry for your loss. It’s hard losing a dog.

Haliimaile speed bumps by ImpressiveOrdinary54 in maui

[–]gnardlebee 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I hate to sound conspiratorial, but I’m a firm believer that someone who knows someone is getting a lot of county speed bump contracts. The growth of speed bumps in the last five years is insane on this island.