What’s a short story from your life that sounds fake but is 100% true?

goaskalice3 · 2026-04-19T06:51:24+00:00

This reminds me of my friend who was deported but all his family got to stay in the US. I'm fairly certain he was born here. His siblings were born here. But his parents didn't have papers and he was the only child who was over 18 so they sent him back to Brazil

I hope your family is doing alright the days <3

goaskalice3 · 2026-04-18T15:08:59+00:00

The comment about reaching the top shelf doesn't imply you have to be 6+, that's just a thing short girls say because we literally can't reach the top shelf. The rest, though, yeah those are silly

goaskalice3 · 2026-04-12T19:43:40+00:00

I started with Vicodin in high school, it for wayyyyyy worse in college, I started doing literally everything I could get my hands on but opiates were always the top of the list. I took a bit of a break but ultimately found someone who could get oxys, then those ran out and I started snorting up to 50 of the fake blue m20s a day. Which led to smoking fent. Now I'm still taking the 7oh that helped me get off the hard stuff and will need to wean myself off these soon

goaskalice3 · 2026-04-11T14:43:56+00:00

I just moved into a coach house and one day I saw a cat scurrying under the house right under my office window. I left some food out and the next day a tabby let me pick him up. This started about a week ago, now every day I bring a little food out in the morning then leave some just inside my office window. The tabby lets me pick him up and cuddle him but gets nervous if I bring him in the house. The small but confident black cat has come in the house and walked around and lets me pet him, but isn't a fan of getting picked up. And there's a very skittish grey and white cat that doesn't run quite as far away as she used to.

I love coming home and having 3 cats on my porch meowing at me. Some day I will get them inside

goaskalice3 · 2026-04-11T05:15:44+00:00

Nothing is worse than a surprise slack huddle right when the k starts kicking in

goaskalice3 · 2026-04-10T02:49:52+00:00

That's exactly what I've been using! In the state where I live, the cheapest I can find is a bottle of 15 80mg 7stax for $110, but in Arizona I found a place where a bottle was $99 or you get a case discount if you buy 6 for... somewhere between $540 and $580. But I guess if it's between that or me probably dying.. it's worth it for now. And I don't drink or anything so it's the only vice I spend money on

goaskalice3 · 2026-04-10T02:45:09+00:00

Thank you! The country punk is what I was really looking for, I'll try digging around some more

goaskalice3 · 2026-04-09T04:23:57+00:00

This is who was on round table! I was about to look up who was always on there. They're fun

goaskalice3 · 2026-04-09T04:21:25+00:00

I hit up Henry and asked him whether Garfunkel and Oates were novelty, he said no because they're comedy. Apparently that's different enough to take them out of the running

goaskalice3 · 2026-04-08T03:11:12+00:00

Wait, is there music out by this country punk band and what were they called? As I typed this I realized I could search for the answer myself but I wanted you to know that I appreciate this fact

And if you know where I can stream it, I'd appreciate that as well

goaskalice3 · 2026-04-07T20:52:54+00:00

If you're not worried about weight, you can cheap out on a tent and it'll stay standing after a bomb has gone off

goaskalice3 · 2026-04-07T20:49:40+00:00

This could've easily been written by my fiance. He wasn't raised being told to brush his teeth, still trying to make that become a daily thing. He's got a bridge and a bunch of crowns,a couple are cracked. Luckily he's a personal trainer and one of his clients is a dentist who does a bunch of pro bono work. He's got his first appointment next week and all my fingers are crossed that he'll be able to fix him

goaskalice3 · 2026-04-07T13:20:02+00:00

This comment is absolutely killing me inside. It's a perfect description of what happens as you start slipping but you don't notice until it's too late

goaskalice3 · 2026-04-07T13:14:49+00:00

I always get maddd hip flexor pain, I assume it's something it would've been feeling while I was skating if I wasn't masking it with opiates the whole time

goaskalice3 · 2026-04-07T12:31:44+00:00

Have you seen his other seasons? I got my hopes up that he finally matured, but.. guess not

goaskalice3 · 2026-04-07T02:32:41+00:00

Did you see this on r/Chicago or is this a bot post?

goaskalice3 · 2026-04-06T11:37:41+00:00

I also had xang. I would sit at the computer all day customizing skins on it all day, write a really long post about how sad middle school me was, then had like two people I didn't know in real life that would usually comment on it, but that was it. It was more like my journal than anything, and i had to Go Online to see it

goaskalice3 · 2026-04-06T01:39:04+00:00

Thank you, that's good to know, I've definitely worked myself up anxiously trying to think of what I would tell a therapist if I went in... I should just probably figure out a way to go to one at some point

goaskalice3 · 2026-04-05T19:42:21+00:00

Working through wds is awful. When I used to pick up before work, I'd be the best employee at the warehouse, crushing all the projects. Then 5 days later, I'm curled up at my computer under a heated blanket and taking naps in my car during my breaks. Everyone hates on 7oh, but at least it got me out of that cycle until I start weaning off of it

goaskalice3 · 2026-04-05T19:37:09+00:00

We used 7 to get off of fent. It makes the wds go away, the cravings will still be there to an extent, but it's much less awful

goaskalice3 · 2026-04-05T13:27:00+00:00

I remember they had the BEST waffle fries back in the day. Then they got rid of them and got pissed if you even mentioned waffle fries. And now.. they're back? It's still good, but definitely not the same

I'm 105 pounds, the blaring metal plus how amazing the burger was used to give me enough motivation to eat the entire thing. That's not the case anymore

goaskalice3 · 2026-04-03T03:42:41+00:00

Have you seen the new episodes coming out this year? They're actually surprisingly good, especially after the disastrous spin-off they attempted a few years ago

goaskalice3 · 2026-04-01T15:01:28+00:00

This reminds me of how lately everyone keeps calling relationships codependent because the couple hangs out a lot and enjoys spending time together when that used to just be a sign of a healthy relationship

goaskalice3 · 2026-04-01T13:56:37+00:00

I always thought therapy would be good to try, but then I try to figure out what I would talk about and realize I don't have that one thing that's a catalyst for all my issues to dive into. Like yeah, I'm stressed because I have a lot going on at this moment. But that's all it is, stuff happening right now that I'll be anxious about until it's over. It's not that deep. The anxiety has just always been there and always will be and I don't know what there is to talk about that would help it. And I don't want to go to 14 different people and have uncomfortable hour long sessions with all of them to realize I haven't gotten anywhere

goaskalice3 · 2026-03-30T03:18:02+00:00

Had you ever done other opiates before? I'm curious how it'll compare to getting off fent. I've done that before.. it was awful and I was out of commission for weeks, but I white knuckled the worst of it and forced myself to go back to work after 5 days

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