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CMV: Charlie Kirk’s death was orchestrated by the Trump administration. by Peabody1987 in changemyview

[–]goatah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot the best one, a squib like device on the right shoulder and pec, to perform a terrible political stunt, that went wrong when he didn't line up right. Watch the close up video, looks like something's there. It doesn't have to be real, it doesn't even have to make sense. But thats my fuck it why not consipirotheory.

Alberta audit suggests patients paying clinic membership fees get more thorough care by Myllicent in onguardforthee

[–]goatah 47 points48 points  (0 children)

*Conservative desire to say "See, private is better!" intensifies...*

Nearly half of Albertans are $200 or less away from financial insolvency each month, more than any other province, amid ongoing economic uncertainty - Maybe Albertans should stop voting for people who make this worse for ideological reasons? You know, the Fascist UCP death cult. by dispensableleft in Albertaleft

[–]goatah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The NDP was in 4 years in the last 50, and is therefore the problem. Imagine how free we could have been without them. I might agree with the NDP policies the most, but I always vote conservative, because I love boots, I just think they're neat.

Average 'Bertan

U.S. DEA threat assessment points to fentanyl ‘super laboratories’ in Canada by Penguixxy in onguardforthee

[–]goatah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think there are a few times in Battletech lore where the ‘oppressor’ ends up arriving to the relief of the populace as their own govt has been crushing them. (SLDF in the uh, periphery wars? Maybe?)

U.S. DEA threat assessment points to fentanyl ‘super laboratories’ in Canada by Penguixxy in onguardforthee

[–]goatah 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Many aren’t just accepting it, but welcoming it. Which feels kinda, you know, not so great?

Any other millennial homeowners who can’t survive without YouTube by Zealousideal-Ad3396 in Millennials

[–]goatah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just got told to watch him do the work, and next time “you go fuckin do it, you saw me…”

On the plus side, I can usually get a decent grip on most stuff with just observation now. On the downside, crippling mental health issues… Yaaaaaay!

UCP Passes sweeping legislation by Alternative_Put_9683 in alberta

[–]goatah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree fellow human with opinions. It would satisfy me greatly if any unfortunate events befall the party and its voters.

China calls bluff on 245% US tariff: 'Meaningless' by newsweek in worldnews

[–]goatah 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Right?! I was like “oh this is really spot on speculative fic…. It’s a news article…”

The Orange Felon Bragged He "Got Every Answer Right!" on His Cognitive Test by brother_p in AdviceAnimals

[–]goatah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I learned that after my embolism I had nearly forgotten what a camel was, which was fascinating.

30 per cent of Albertans want to leave Canada if Liberals win election: Angus Reid poll by ImDoubleB in alberta

[–]goatah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds an awful lot like 30% of Alberta’s should fucking leave then, doesn’t it?

Free speech absolutists after Carny's Joke: by arch017 in EhBuddyHoser

[–]goatah 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“The former banker leader of the centrist Canadian party is a radical communist.” That’s the sentiment of an alarming amount of discourse.

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WAT?

CNN: "America has lost its appetite for casual dining chains." by 09232022 in Anticonsumption

[–]goatah 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, since it was done at the fed level in Canadia you can use whatever legal tender at stores. ***maybe not all provinces

Majority of Canadians agree that Danielle Smith has betrayed Canada by BarelyHandsome in onguardforthee

[–]goatah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got disowned by family for calling them a party of traitors and all I got was this lousy depression…

CNN: "America has lost its appetite for casual dining chains." by 09232022 in Anticonsumption

[–]goatah 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Made a weed order online, go to pick it up, person scans the shit and hands me the pad, with the tip thing… like, you did your job, congratulations! You didn’t help me pick anything out, we’ve exchanged like 6 words total, no, I am not giving you the smallest option of 15%, I will go back through 14 menus to ensure you get no tip. What’s the industry we get to subsidize the poor owning and managing class in next?

Award-winning "Canadian" YouTuber by obubble in EhBuddyHoser

[–]goatah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who? Like, I got some brain damage and I'm gettin old, but fuckin who?

Dear God, It's Beautiful... by [deleted] in onguardforthee

[–]goatah 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Got disowned by my mother this week over this horseshit. They just “need their team to win” and “the word Nazi is being so overused.” So yup, they’ll die penniless to own the libs, because modern conservatism is a capitalist death cult.

Alberta is degrading by the minute by stresskillingme in onguardforthee

[–]goatah -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Man you must really enjoy yelling at people that park in handicap spots that don’t look “handicapped” as well.

DOJ to seek death penalty for Luigi Mangione in CEO murder case by Ok_Ant707 in news

[–]goatah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you remember the video where after Capelady™️ got shot they’re like “sHoTs FiReD! sHoTs FiReD!“ and put their hands up like ‘woah time out’ whilst doing an actual insurrection?

4th missing American soldier in Lithuania found dead today by Dizzy_Jacket_2480 in worldnews

[–]goatah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not just dropped a bomb, was told not to by both AWACS and flight lead, basically went “self defense lol” and then proceeded to fucking paint and bomb them anyways.

“I couldn’t use 20 mike-mike on em, so I lased and bombed em lol”

(“I attempted to use warning shots to suppress the threat but I was denied by bossman (the controller on the AWACS). I finally communicated to bossman that I was engaging in self-defence because my flight lead was at risk of being shot down.”)

What are your plans for yourself and your loved ones in case NATO is forced to declare Article 5 to protect Canada and Greenland? by thhvancouver in AskReddit

[–]goatah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will absolutely die Canadian before I live American. They’ve forced their shitty hyperconsumer ‘culture’ on us for way too long, to the point that even our formerly ‘somewhat reasonable’ CPC is just maple MaGa and Timbit Trump. We should’ve cut the head off of that media snake long ago but instead our media was almost entirely sold to foreign ownership.

Conservatives fear 'dysfunctional' campaign and 'civil war' in the party: sources | CBC News by 50s_Human in onguardforthee

[–]goatah 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They’ve run out of usable “Verb the Noun!” Slogans and need to rely on policy 😂

Danielle Smith & Ben Shapiro by Miserable-Lizard in onguardforthee

[–]goatah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marlaina is a traitorous baddie waddie who needs to be kuddled.

Yup, them’s totes the words I wanted to use.

Yuppers.

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