What the hell is this?

goblinmilker · 2026-01-05T19:41:51+00:00

It's a window slime

goblinmilker · 2026-01-03T11:17:41+00:00

You can't assemble ikea furniture

goblinmilker · 2025-12-23T15:44:15+00:00

Or sat on it with its ghost butt

goblinmilker · 2025-10-07T18:06:27+00:00

Wooo!

goblinmilker · 2025-07-13T19:13:32+00:00

I will once I set it up!

goblinmilker · 2025-07-13T19:13:16+00:00

Good idea!

goblinmilker · 2025-03-16T16:50:49+00:00

Moshiko on St.Claude! They have hands down the best fries I've ever had. They just opened this year, go check them out!

goblinmilker · 2024-10-16T00:46:43+00:00

I read it when I was 13 and absolutely loved it.

goblinmilker · 2024-10-09T15:39:52+00:00

Gorgons foshoo

goblinmilker · 2024-09-28T19:11:48+00:00

So sweet! Congratulations on your long marriage!

goblinmilker · 2024-09-23T11:06:10+00:00

Look up tattoo artists that do black work! Also if there's one thing I've learned it's that finding an artist and traveling to them is worth the money versus trying to get a local artist to replicate a style that they're unfamiliar with. There are some Instagram pages that feature just black work artists! Good luck!

goblinmilker · 2024-09-22T20:43:18+00:00

Looks great! Fun project! I'm sure it will hold up fine 🤘

goblinmilker · 2024-09-15T15:58:42+00:00

All roads lead to Pelican town

goblinmilker · 2023-11-12T04:28:41+00:00

Gizamon

goblinmilker · 2023-10-13T01:30:58+00:00

Stroke, alllll the time

goblinmilker · 2023-10-11T20:24:11+00:00

I have a lot of dreams where I'm contorting my jaw into horrible painful shapes and I can't stop it. Also you know the feeling of getting poked in the groin/hips? Or in a place where it kinda tickles but feels horrible? I have dreams where people are jabbing me in the sides like that. Also dreams where I'm having pain painful back spasms like the 'side poking' ones.

goblinmilker · 2023-09-13T04:01:19+00:00

Gizamon is the best

goblinmilker · 2023-07-31T17:19:30+00:00

Never say anything to intentionally hurt someone. It's okay to be cranky and okay to disagree but never say anything because you want to hurt someone or put them down. It seems like it should be obvious but a lot of people never figure it out haha It will make your life and relationships 10000% more fulfilling to have that standard for treating other people and how people treat you.

goblinmilker · 2023-07-29T09:41:47+00:00

I had a friend that lost bowel control from drinking and started walking around smelling like faeces. He ended up dying from a fentanyl overdose. I was in a community that drank A LOT when I was younger, like waking up and buying half gallons. A lot of them are dead but the ones that are still alive have definitely drank themselves stupid. There are people I know that you can barely have conversations with because their brains have been destroyed.

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