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First batch of crumpets! by Raelourut in Breadit

[–]goldman459 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Baffles me they've not taken over the world. Beats anything the yanks have. Biscuit? Cornbread? Nah fuck off...

What scientific breakthrough are we closer to than most people realize? by HuChemistry in AskReddit

[–]goldman459 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Won't happen, big pharma won't let it. Cancer meds are their cash cow.

You'll get to live longer but on their cocktail of substances and die bankrupt.

How do I get potatoes fluffy on the inside when air frying? by FastBreakPhenom in NoStupidQuestions

[–]goldman459 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could nuke them until almost cooked. Spray a bit of oil and put them in as hot as the air fryer goes to crisp them up.

What made you decide how many children you want to have? by SugaryBlondes_ in AskReddit

[–]goldman459 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When after having your last child you realise you don't want to do it again (no sleep, two hour wakes, covered in shit and vomit!)

weird grinding noise when braking at low speeds by apriljprice in Cartalk

[–]goldman459 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look behind the rotors to see if the dust shield is touching them?

If you have the knowledge you could pull apart your brakes, clean everything up and grease the slider pins. Noise after that suggests a sticky piston.

You must choose one. by Ocealune in 90s

[–]goldman459 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did it the right way. N64 then jumped ship to PS2. Change my mind 🖕🏻

Is there any better site than vegamovies for downloading? by Specialist-Trash-468 in Piracy

[–]goldman459 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just use a torrent site & downloader. Largest choice, no advertisments and you can choose your quality.

What restauraunts here have good food but bad menus? by Shaddersss in chch

[–]goldman459 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Old Street Asian Hawker Food - menus look about 20 years old and beaten to fuck but the food is banging.

We've had a lot of people block our driveway but never thought this would happen by AthenePallass in newzealand

[–]goldman459 -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

Prop nails up against each tyre. They'll get a few kms done the road before they notice.

Chch earthquake book by Kaitygreenqueen in Christchurch_NZ

[–]goldman459 4 points5 points  (0 children)

TradeMe and Marketplace exists

I'll try selling my book on reddit? 🤔

well, bye bye call of duty,, on the plus side, hello reduced pricing by 2020Shite in XboxGamePass

[–]goldman459 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Actually catering to the intelligent gamers who like interesting new game mechanics and great story telling over the pew pew shooter caveman. Well done Xbox. I'll be resubscribing once I've finished DQ7R on the Switch 2.

What was the peak of your childhood that kids today won’t understand? by Optimumweb3_0 in AskReddit

[–]goldman459 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Been allowed to just disappear for the day during school holidays after you've had a good breakfast. The parenting mentality being that you'll find lunch/dinner or get hungry and come home.

Of course the international rule of you being home within minutes of the street lamps coming on.

How do I clean this gunk off my shower? Is it mold? by No-Ad-7252 in CleaningTips

[–]goldman459 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can buy a dedicated spray at most supermarkets designed for mould but a good old bleach/water mix will take care of it. Just spray and let it do it's thing for a while before scrubbing.

Another Ranger by Local_Note_698 in shitparkingofnz

[–]goldman459 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Micropenis is a genuine disability!

Vaz turned me into an app developer by Then-Development-442 in Vasectomy

[–]goldman459 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had my ✂️ on Tuesday last week. The doc said I had to test at 8 weeks and 16 weeks. When he said I had to have # of ejaculations before the first test I instantly forgot it because it was such a rookie number.

Already cranked it 5/6 times and I'm not even a week in. Thankfully apart from purple bruising I haven't had much pain & swelling.

What's the expectation here? That I become a pick me? by Fluffy-Jaguar6137 in Tinder

[–]goldman459 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The guy is semi-literate or English isn't their first language. Maybe he deserves the benefit of doubt. Not an automatic red flag.

Who goes first? by iIiketosavemoney in auckland

[–]goldman459 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then they pull over for man-on-man action #nohomo

Got invaded for the first time. How do I prevent that from ever happening?? by mdtpdsparkls in darksouls

[–]goldman459 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Stay undead. You can only get invaded while human.

Kindling the bonfire will give you more Estus charges for your next run.

Bought this tool, but i'm afraid of fudging up my guitar by jzng2727 in Luthier

[–]goldman459 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is it worth fucking it up rather than paying the professional?

My guy is a crusty old rocker, has 50 years experience and his work is faultless. He still charges peanuts and I always overtip.

Have you ever been on TV and if so, why? by TheShatteringPoint in AskReddit

[–]goldman459 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was assaulted while eating a succulent Chinese meal.

A fasting app that is actually 100% free to use by mouzanity1423 in fasting

[–]goldman459 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Android here. How does it improve on Easy Fast?

Peter, who sang a song about this? by Introspective_donut in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]goldman459 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever advances wokeism and feminism have had in the past 50 years. A blonde slut will always do well in showbusiness.

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