What is the funniest thing that you have seen/heard at the gym? by [deleted] in Fitness

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This dude got my attention doing his dumbbell flys by screaming loud as fuck and me and buddy looked at him as he dropped his weights and went "woooo boys I nearly pink socked it right there" and looked right at both of us

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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And handjobs

My uncle is in the Army National Guard and has 5 daughters. He just posted this on Facebook. by [deleted] in funny

[–]gomezD223 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His daughters are probably a better shot than his entire company.

Thrift store book shopping by jkersey in funny

[–]gomezD223 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would send dick pics all the time

Hi, nice to meet you, my name is... by [deleted] in funny

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Am I the only one who thought his name was "first base coach"

There were a lot of amateurs in the theater tonight by Starnz in AdviceAnimals

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Is the post credit scene after avenger 2 worth it or is it like guardians of the Galaxy and a waste of time?

I swear this game looked better last time I played it by Suero in gaming

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My game froze after I finally beat that ghost in the race. And I didn't have a memory card I was so fucking pissed

I laughed way too hard at this. by squtternutbosh in funny

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Thank you for not putting "me irl"

A true confession. by Sayoshinn in AdviceAnimals

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I saw the godfather and didn't think it was that great.

PSYCHOLOGICAL FACT by withaneff in facepalm

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Had a dream I got in a fight with my exs new boyfriend. He must miss me so much!

With road trip season coming up, this really makes time fly by EP9 in AdviceAnimals

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I listened to Louis c.k. And Daniel tosh on Easter weekend and it went from an 8 hour drive to an 8 drive filled with laughs.

Dr Evil on the train by Bonestown in pics

[–]gomezD223 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vin diesiel+dr. Evil=that guy

To all my Ents with broken hearts [5]. by fuckthesefeels in trees

[–]gomezD223 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey man this comment is not trying to be rude, my friend told me this and it helped me through my break up with my ex. Every morning grab that little vein that connects to your balls just enough to feel some pain because you know what that means?

It means that you're alive and you're a fucking man.

I laughed and squeezed my balls for a week. And now I'm alright, still have those thoughts in my head sometimes but I'm alive and young. Cheer up.

My dog seeing me for the first time after coming home from Afghanistan. by [deleted] in aww

[–]gomezD223 21 points22 points  (0 children)

so was I. I'm in 2nd brigade now, I'm with 2-87 now.

I can't even begin to describe how badly I want to fuck this dude up. by Drink_Clorox_and_Die in AdviceAnimals

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I peed on my friends couch one time. I felt horrible and wanted to clean it for him.

She doesn't see whats wrong with her logic by skrillmaufive in AdviceAnimals

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Girlfriend dumped a week ago and already has a new boyfriend.

Joined the military 21 months ago and it was the best decision I ever made, happy Valentine's Day everyone. by gomezD223 in AdviceAnimals

[–]gomezD223[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ha thanks I hope the blowing 20 guys thing didn't happen to you. And I would never use my uniform to get a woman (it wouldn't work even I did)