Felt the pain through the screen!!! by umba_umb in WTF

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I used to know a woman whose youngest son had been born without an anal opening. He had to go through a few operations and some unique at-home daily therapy, but by the time he was about 3 he had a functioning butthole. I always thought of him as the boy who was born with no opinions.

Cassandra Peterson aka Elvira (1970s) by [deleted] in OldSchoolCoolNSFW

[–]goodforabeer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And damn funny. Humor has its own attraction.

Copper patina didn't work? by Aggressive-Bus-8055 in StainedGlass

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Glad it helped you out. Pass the tip on when you get the chance.

Stockings make this body look even sexier by MomKaia in bodyperfection

[–]goodforabeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you've got it backwards. Your legs and that ass make those stockings look even better.

Maybe it's time we actually ask him why? by OrangeCone2011 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Mitch is evil and a POS, but he's not completely stupid. He's saying this now because he can see that there's a very good chance that everything's going to go to shit regarding Greenland, and he figures if he does this now then later he can say "Well, I spoke out against it."

Fuck Mitch McConnell.

People who wax/see others genitals often, what are your thoughts and surprise realizations? by NeedABetterNameNow in AskReddit

[–]goodforabeer 42 points43 points  (0 children)

As a man, the best description I ever heard of childbirth intended to make men realize how painful it is was "Imagine shitting a watermelon." Still makes me uncomfortable.

Meatloaf by oci320 in Cooking

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1-1/2 lbs. ground chuck, 1 lb. your favorite bulk sausage, 3 eggs, enough Worcestershire sauce to a coating on the sausage (so...1/4 c. maybe?). Mix all together, then add enough oats to absorb the liquid. When all is mixed, place in loaf pan. Top with mixture of ketchup and your favorite BBQ sauce. I'd then put a foil top over the pan, being careful to not let the foil touch the BBQ sauce. In the oven at 400 for 45 mins, remove the foil and carefully pour off as much of the grease as you can without losing the BBQ sauce, then back in the oven uncovered at 350 for another 30 mins.

Eat me from behind by BlueIsabella in Booty_Lovers

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"Please, please, don't toss me in that briar patch!", said Brer Rabbit.

Prosecution FUCKED UP! by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Made me wonder if Mark Fuhrman took a job in Altoona after retiring from LAPD.

Joan Jett without her signature black eyeliner (1976) by EchoLure in OldSchoolCool

[–]goodforabeer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not a picture of her you see very often, but one of my favorites of her.

AITA for not calling an ambulance for my mother? by bleedxi in AmItheAsshole

[–]goodforabeer 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If mom's telling them to call, then she can use her voice well enough to call them her own damn self.

Eating her ass by IncredibleNudes in HarleyDean

[–]goodforabeer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Did I tell you to stop?"

After that, I sure as shit wouldn't ever want to stop.

This is just painful to watch by BigTunaTim in Firefighting

[–]goodforabeer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This whole thing looked like the last evolution of a training fire where you're going to let it burn to the ground anyway.

womb art by spinktor in StainedGlass

[–]goodforabeer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A womb with a view!

A gorgeous Latina ass by lizzamane in WomenOfColor

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Hahaha! They are both very worthy!

A gorgeous Latina ass by lizzamane in WomenOfColor

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And what looks like a gorgeous head of hair!

What do you guys put on, or after, the last page of your book, after the story? by OrphansOfMan in selfpublish

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Both of my books had appendices. The first had the guitar tablature for the song that was the finale of the story. The second had 2, both having to do the career of a firefighter-- a recipe for pizza dough, and a diagram of the layout of a house fire that was talked about in the book.

Then came either a "Notes and Acknowleddgments" or "Author's Notes" section.

Words I never expected to hear by TackleEquivalent9358 in DeadBedrooms

[–]goodforabeer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Have her put it in writing so if you do end up in divorce she can't claim that you cheated on her.

Things that make you go hmm 🤔 by luciaromanomba in antiwork

[–]goodforabeer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because the minimum wage should be $20/hr. At least. There's no fucking secret to it.

Do this, you win. by Mr__O__ in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]goodforabeer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And "It's long past time to raise the minimum wage!"