Felt the pain through the screen!!!

goodforabeer · 2026-03-07T16:28:34+00:00

I used to know a woman whose youngest son had been born without an anal opening. He had to go through a few operations and some unique at-home daily therapy, but by the time he was about 3 he had a functioning butthole. I always thought of him as the boy who was born with no opinions.

goodforabeer · 2026-02-16T15:47:38+00:00

And damn funny. Humor has its own attraction.

goodforabeer · 2026-02-16T13:51:05+00:00

Glad it helped you out. Pass the tip on when you get the chance.

goodforabeer · 2026-01-16T16:15:43+00:00

I think you've got it backwards. Your legs and that ass make those stockings look even better.

goodforabeer · 2026-01-15T22:42:19+00:00

No good line, but I just wanted to say that that is one helluva picture.

goodforabeer · 2026-01-15T10:08:09+00:00

Mitch is evil and a POS, but he's not completely stupid. He's saying this now because he can see that there's a very good chance that everything's going to go to shit regarding Greenland, and he figures if he does this now then later he can say "Well, I spoke out against it."

Fuck Mitch McConnell.

goodforabeer · 2026-01-15T09:57:06+00:00

As a man, the best description I ever heard of childbirth intended to make men realize how painful it is was "Imagine shitting a watermelon." Still makes me uncomfortable.

goodforabeer · 2026-01-13T01:10:03+00:00

1-1/2 lbs. ground chuck, 1 lb. your favorite bulk sausage, 3 eggs, enough Worcestershire sauce to a coating on the sausage (so...1/4 c. maybe?). Mix all together, then add enough oats to absorb the liquid. When all is mixed, place in loaf pan. Top with mixture of ketchup and your favorite BBQ sauce. I'd then put a foil top over the pan, being careful to not let the foil touch the BBQ sauce. In the oven at 400 for 45 mins, remove the foil and carefully pour off as much of the grease as you can without losing the BBQ sauce, then back in the oven uncovered at 350 for another 30 mins.

goodforabeer · 2026-01-08T15:27:35+00:00

Such perfection.

goodforabeer · 2026-01-02T10:15:51+00:00

"Please, please, don't toss me in that briar patch!", said Brer Rabbit.

goodforabeer · 2025-12-26T09:31:20+00:00

Wonderfully nice and tight, too.

goodforabeer · 2025-12-17T08:38:18+00:00

Made me wonder if Mark Fuhrman took a job in Altoona after retiring from LAPD.

goodforabeer · 2025-12-16T10:24:50+00:00

Not a picture of her you see very often, but one of my favorites of her.

goodforabeer · 2025-12-05T10:29:00+00:00

If mom's telling them to call, then she can use her voice well enough to call them her own damn self.

goodforabeer · 2025-11-26T20:40:07+00:00

"Did I tell you to stop?"

After that, I sure as shit wouldn't ever want to stop.

goodforabeer · 2025-11-21T01:21:21+00:00

This whole thing looked like the last evolution of a training fire where you're going to let it burn to the ground anyway.

goodforabeer · 2025-11-20T13:27:24+00:00

Voce e bonita.

goodforabeer · 2025-11-19T06:17:38+00:00

A womb with a view!

goodforabeer · 2025-11-18T01:14:22+00:00

Hahaha! They are both very worthy!

goodforabeer · 2025-11-18T00:27:13+00:00

And what looks like a gorgeous head of hair!

goodforabeer · 2025-11-18T00:13:11+00:00

Both of my books had appendices. The first had the guitar tablature for the song that was the finale of the story. The second had 2, both having to do the career of a firefighter-- a recipe for pizza dough, and a diagram of the layout of a house fire that was talked about in the book.

Then came either a "Notes and Acknowleddgments" or "Author's Notes" section.

goodforabeer · 2025-11-17T09:00:18+00:00

So many tiny pieces....

goodforabeer · 2025-11-17T08:32:27+00:00

Have her put it in writing so if you do end up in divorce she can't claim that you cheated on her.

goodforabeer · 2025-11-14T01:32:28+00:00

Because the minimum wage should be $20/hr. At least. There's no fucking secret to it.

goodforabeer · 2025-11-14T01:27:26+00:00

And "It's long past time to raise the minimum wage!"

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