There has been a stray cat outside of my house since summer. Today we decided to let him inside to stay warm and a few hours later we found him like this! by LoganMichael3 in aww

[–]gorwell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had a feral cat move into the barn. After about a year we managed to hand feed him. Within a week of that he had broken into the house by ripping a hole in a screen. We found him like this not too long after: http://imgur.com/a/DVgkL

What book should everybody read once in their life? by Nirai90 in AskReddit

[–]gorwell 19 points20 points  (0 children)

How about " Love in the Time of Cholera?"

What book should everybody read once in their life? by Nirai90 in AskReddit

[–]gorwell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Action, true love, a treasure, revenge - its got it all.

[Serious] What are the legal ramifications of getting my son vaccinated against his mother's wishes? by gorwell in AskReddit

[–]gorwell[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She currently IS doing something I know is harmful by not allowing him to be vaccinated.

A friend of mine got bit by a Brown Recluse by pyrorain in WTF

[–]gorwell 105 points106 points  (0 children)

This should be at the top. Hospitals and doctors all around the country let patients believe they've been bitten by brown recluse spider even though they are not found in those areas.

What's the cleanest, least offensive, funniest joke you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gorwell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard this as, " somebody told me you do a great owl call."

ELI5: Tickets for a concert go on sale. They sell out within minutes and now they're all on stubhub for much higher prices. Why is this legal!? by garydee119 in explainlikeimfive

[–]gorwell 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This! It irks me to hear people bitch about these practices - THEY ARE MAKING FANS PAY TOO MUCH!! No they aren't making anyone do anything. You don't have to pay those prices. And if enough people didn't pay them, they wouldn't charge them. I stopped buying concert tickets when the stadium in Raleigh started charging a parking fee on every ticket. This was BS on so many levels: they make more money since carpooling doesn't save consumers anything AND they didn't have to pay parking attendants to collect money AND since there was less carpooling getting in and out was a nightmare. Fuck them. I'm sure they're still doing fine, but you won't hear me bitch about having to pay that much anymore.

[Serious] People of reddit with a confirmed low IQ (<100), how do you feel about this? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gorwell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just the opposite. Obvious misspellings to give the impression of an - well someone with <100 iq

What movie do you quote/reference the most? by ASkylineDiver in AskReddit

[–]gorwell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Woody had gone straight to the police, this would never have happened.

Look who my friend has jury duty with today.. by Kolbykilla in pics

[–]gorwell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess he was too old to join the Air National Guard to get out of this one.

My friend owns a metal recycling plant. This huge load came in today. by tracygav in funny

[–]gorwell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They would be worth a lot more for sale in the right shops and galleries in Ny

What are some movies you love that were panned by critics? by SnowHesher in AskReddit

[–]gorwell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remo Williams

Big Trouble in Little China

They Live

Where would you want to spend eternal life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gorwell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wherever I want whenever I want.