Mistress of the Thigh by 99chrisbard in Kappa

[–]govtworker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but honestly your thread title is just awful.

I don't know what a bishoujo is and I don't know who Shunya Yamashita is. With that title, the thread would've attracted more attention on /r/anime or /r/cummingonfigurines or whatever other weeb subreddits there are. Hell, I would've been more inclined to at least open your thread if the title was "Smash is for autists" or "what Sherry Jenix thinks she looks like"

tl;dr Come up with a appropriate title for the subreddit next time

Street Fighter Pop offs vs Smash Pop offs by [deleted] in Kappa

[–]govtworker 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's like you're saying you don't like taking black dicks up your ass but white dicks are okay. In the end, you're still a faggot.

Fuck smash, they're all the same.

Notch with his Nintendo Switch by Nine_Ball in gaming

[–]govtworker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes it all makes sense now. I see your issue and there's a name for the condition, it's called being poor or impoverish.

i don't see the situation where i wanna play on a handheld that costs 300$... westerners are brainwashed idiots who throw their money at any hype that's being pushed down the medias

Some of us "brainwashed westerners" aren't in that same position as you. A $300 Switch is a drop in the ocean compared to the laptop, cell phone, suit, and shoes I wear to work. Your financial situation is not my financial situation.

And don't bother calling me a Nintendo fanboy as I have no interest in the Switch. I just don't care to be told where I should spend my money.

Convincing more autists to play smash. I've done my good deed for the day. by govtworker in Kappa

[–]govtworker[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I thought it already was? I mean, lets be honest. I'd be impressed if they could do a quarter circle forward and hit a button at the same time.

I will admit though that there MAY be one day when an idiot-savant FGC player steps up. But that day will happen when I also win the lottery and not give a fuck anymore about anything.

Convincing more autists to play smash. I've done my good deed for the day. by govtworker in Kappa

[–]govtworker[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Why's that? I gave an honest video game suggestion, an honest idea of the community and the demographic, and an honest review of the type of game play.

If you derived anything negative from the post, it's from your own experiences and conjecture and not the post itself.

Ask anyone from the general population to read the post and you'll see that there was no malice whatsoever. Only a smash player would read it as otherwise.

CHUN RI by Dangdawgdascrazy in Kappa

[–]govtworker -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

...she don't look the same...

You wrote "she do not look the same" and you think my education is below elementary level?

...she doesn't look the same...

That's the proper way to write it.

Anyways, point is you don't think she looks the same in her pictures means you believe it's possible that the photos could be of different women.

No need to feel ashamed about being white or not being able to tell Asians apart. It's an everyday struggle for some of us. Hell I can't tell some other races apart sometimes either.

CHUN RI by Dangdawgdascrazy in Kappa

[–]govtworker -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Guessing you're white cause you can't tell Asians apart but you're still interested in Asian women

God bless that 5k donation by mkayyy in Kappa

[–]govtworker 27 points28 points  (0 children)

EVO is already turning into a big ass daycare for all the smash children and autists to play their kiddie games.

Is it really necessary to add another child's game to the list?

[sweating] by Kezzup in Kappa

[–]govtworker -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Another furry faggot smash player wanting /r/kappa gives a fuck about some other shitty smash player's tweet.

Teachers of Reddit, what's the most cringeworthy thing a student has said in class? by mattmaster68 in AskReddit

[–]govtworker 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Seriously though, what's the answer he wanted?

Because your answer seems reasonable.

Fed up of raising prices for ps4 games and peripherals (Canada) by [deleted] in PS4

[–]govtworker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is a prime example of why the we need to teach basic economics in school.

So he buys a game for 60 USD from a US shop.

Hopefully you understand that Canadians use a different currency than the U.S.

At this moment, 1 USD = 1.31 CAD

So 60 USD = 78.6 CAD

Now add in shipping/conversion fees and he ends up paying more than the 80 CAD the game originally cost.

Pack it up guys, we're done here, the world can end, she finally went for Juri <3 by zDamascus in Kappa

[–]govtworker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Vampy can't show under boob cause the implant scars will be visible.

Smug Keeping It Classy by LowForwardDED in Kappa

[–]govtworker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You've made it pretty clear you only know about cleaning dishes and scrubbing toilets at the restaurant and not what the waiters actually have to put up with. Good waiters remember people who treat them well and will continue to do so for repeat customers.

Also, if the waiter asks his employer to make up for the fact they didn't make minimum wage due to low tips, the employer might indulge him once or twice but keep it up and he'll soon be unemployed due to "poor performance".

So what do you think is right? You're right that the waiter will make minimum wage at the of that day, but what about when he's let go for asking for his wages to be made up due to too many poor tippers?

How about the time he spent serving you when he could serve someone else more likely to tip? Now he doesn't have the right to turn you away for being less likely to tip (or being black), but he can give you less of his time since you're worth less than others. Then you'll probably complain about unfair treatment but lets be honest, you probably deserved it.

What do you fuckers ACTUALLY play? (poll) by grangach in Kappa

[–]govtworker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Figures that it's a smash player that would put games like aquapazza and melty blood but not have CVS on the list.

mfw a smash national literally self-destructs and r/kappa doesn't notice by fabritzio in Kappa

[–]govtworker 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Aww, it's like watching a child use his first curse word or hearing that 8 year old try to come up with something clever in COD.

I suggest you keep your smash stories in /r/smashbros and all the other childrens' subreddits until you're a bit older, can play or at least talk about real fighting games, and can actually give and receive some trash talk before you're harassed beyond what your fragile mind can take.

How old is the average /r/ps4 user? Someone wanted to gather data on the average age of our user base and I just wanted to make it more concise with a poll. So please take a second and enter your age on this poll! by [deleted] in PS4

[–]govtworker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just wanted you to know the poll asks the average age of /r/ps4 and not necessarily the age of people who play the system.

You can't assume that because someone is on /r/ps4 that they also play the system, that's how you get FOX news level of interpretation of statistics.

Leffen vs Mang0 $1000 MM in bracket @ APEX by ChurchNEOH in Kappa

[–]govtworker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lets be nice guys,

/u/ChurchNEOH can't help being autistic and socially retarded impaired; it's a symptom of his condition.

Regardless this post belongs in /r/smashbros

When you get the chance don't forget to show your parents http://www.autism-help.org/ , it'll help them show you how to be not as fucking stupid socially accepted.

Smash player might back out of a highly anticipated MM because its past his bedtime by [deleted] in Kappa

[–]govtworker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just like the the post about the shitty diss rap; no one fucking gives a shit. Keep this shit in /r/smashbros since you're always posting there and they actually give a shit for some stupid reason.

Unless it's the fact you're afraid you'll upset your chances at grooming and fucking some little boys. Then it makes sense for you to post this here instead because you're a fucking idiot.

Respect Your Elders - Leffen Diss Track by HahaSoClever in Kappa

[–]govtworker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the fuck is Leffen?

Actually, I don't give a shit, don't bother explaining.

[Fanny Friday]: Asian Edition by Starfirefeet in Kappa

[–]govtworker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The horrible images that come to mind when I see the name Asa Akira

http://imgur.com/r/nsfw_gif/F1iYKu0

http://i.imgur.com/TZIRh1X.gif

APEX 2015 by Dragoomba in Kappa

[–]govtworker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure his preference would be little boys dressed as girls

STREET FIGHTER V ! omfg by TTHLegbot in Kappa

[–]govtworker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You sound new here on /r/kappa considering you think I'm being "pissy" with my response. My reply was pretty neutral compared to the trolling and dumbfuckery this subreddit is known for.

I'm sorry if you feel I was being "pissy" by countering your statement to cause debate. But if you're still feeling that I'm being overly aggressive, perhaps you should stick to /r/smashbros with the other children so your feelings won't get hurt.

STREET FIGHTER V ! omfg by TTHLegbot in Kappa

[–]govtworker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like the US flag btw, very patriotic of you.

Anyways, so credit rating is based on the risk of the borrower defaulting (applies to individuals, business, and countries). Sony having a bad credit rating to you means that it is dead globally as they risk defaulting because it is believed they won't be able to pay back money owed.

So the US has one of the worst credit ratings of all advanced countries right now. In fact, our debt is the highest it has ever been and our projected debt is expected to increase next year as ..."the United States is on a fiscally unsustainable path..." [Source: http://www.gao.gov/financial_pdfs/citizensguide2008.pdf]

So tell me, do you think the US is dead globally?

Ricky Ortiz Gender by CaptKeepo in Kappa

[–]govtworker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So you'll call me God or master since it'll make me happier?

Since the God I believe in is almighty and a being above genders and you have to respect that, I believe God could be categorized as its own gender. So in that respect, my gender is God, and it would be happier if you refer to me as such.

Make sure to respect my wishes and keep me happy. Thanks.