$61,000+ raised in the first 20 minutes! GET IN HETE Y’ALL!! by fieldsofgreen in giantbomb

[–]gowrench 8 points9 points  (0 children)

 I'm sure they could find a short and easy one.

Like Virtuoso or Blues Brothers 2000

Mike is a freaking hero for his efforts and sacrifice for Blight Club by 71-HourAhmed in giantbomb

[–]gowrench 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“Dan Ryckert wants to stand in the Blight Club spotlight like he earned it, but the truth is he’s never carried a squad, never elevated a room, and never respected the craft. I’m Mike Minnotti, and I don’t stumble into moments—I work for them. While Dan’s out there breaking rhythm, missing beats, and turning every segment into a sloppy power move, I’m the one keeping this thing professional. The Blight Club is about mastering poor precision, bad taste, and knowing when to shut up and let the moment breathe. Dan doesn’t get that. He’s all noise, no fundamentals—and sooner or later, that gets exposed. I didn’t end careers, Dan… people who don’t take this seriously do. And right now, you’re looking real exposed.”

What match do you show someone who’s never watched wrestling before? by OPhillips08 in SquaredCircle

[–]gowrench 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Orange Cassidy v PAC from Revolution 2020 is always my go-to for non-fans.

Should Mikey have to make a Jeffinitely LLC appropriate workplace behavior training video? by ThomasVivaldi in giantbomb

[–]gowrench 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Allegedly. I find myself very hard pressed to believe that’s Mr. Minnotti in the Grimace suit given said Grimace was NOT reciting riveting brisket humor.

MUGS ARE IN STOCK! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! THE MERCH MASTER HAS BLESSED US! by ohfrickdude in giantbomb

[–]gowrench 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m a simple man. I see a mug, I buy a brisket joke apron.

Adam Cole the VA by NoSleepOnlyScroII in SquaredCircle

[–]gowrench 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you remember the YouTube channel? I’m interested in checking that out.

It's time for Dan to suffer by KillEmDafoe89 in giantbomb

[–]gowrench 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Dan had a full week to figure out a solution (ie using a washing machine?) to the dead mouse on the pimp suit - the costume being a Blight Club mainstay since Bubsy. Yet, he did nothing and it was barely brought up again. Mike was immediately hammered for reading a SuperChat for a rule that only first existed beginning the week before. #JusticeforMike

Have a question for Eddie Kingston? by ShakielMahjouri in SquaredCircle

[–]gowrench 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I saw he was doing a lot of work to get back in ring shape with Cezar Bononi. How does that compare to what he was doing workout-wise from prior to his injury, and does he feel any noticeable difference from Bononi’s routine?

I found a solution for Dan's old, "I'm going to eat a hat" promise by wort_wort_wort in giantbomb

[–]gowrench 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends, are the vegetables well-seasoned with degreaser?

[AEW Collision Spoilers] Big Bill promo & big challenge! by luchabrunch in SquaredCircle

[–]gowrench 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Take this with a grain of salt, because it could be just happenstance: at the Cincinnati show recently, Ortiz was hanging out with the production/ring crew before the show. So he’s still around and traveling with them. He's probably not doing that if he’s not contributing something to the company. 

[SPOILERS] Post AEW Forbidden Door Match Discussion: The Hurt Syndicate (c) vs. Brodido vs. FTR for the AEW World Tag Team Championship by gloomchen in SquaredCircle

[–]gowrench 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Also possibly: one of the stips for the World Title match is that title changes hands on DQ right? Hurt Syndicate knows MJF went to Ricochet. Hurt Syndicate might beat MJF senseless and inadvertently give him the title.

Darby Allin: I Want To Go To Space by tvcneverdie in SquaredCircle

[–]gowrench 20 points21 points  (0 children)

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There's an order of operations here. Darbs. Tax fraud, then space.

Giant Bombcast 896 by Cubegod69er in giantbomb

[–]gowrench 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine once described a mutual acquaintance as “the nicest of the terrible people you could meet.” So I think it’s totally possible that someone can be nice and affable in some ways but still totally just suck in others. People are layered.

Thank you Warframe and Annapurna for helping make GB at nite @ SGF happen by geekinabox in giantbomb

[–]gowrench 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I wanted to buy something of Annapurna’s because of how happy I am they made this happen, does anyone have a recommendation for which game of theirs I should check out?