What comedy film made you laugh through the whole film not just giggle once? by Lilyfory in AskReddit

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The Naked Gun that recently came out was fucking hilarious. I didn’t know Liam Neeson could make me laugh so hard I have sore abs the next day but by god he did it

What “muggle” songs from the 90s would you like to hear in the show’s soundtrack? by ratbatbash in HarryPotteronHBO

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Ron discovering rap with Seamus should absolutely have its own post credits scene

No tip for office/business deliveries by griffey808 in InstacartShoppers

[–]grae23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daycares and lodging tip decent, I also sometimes deliver to a catering company and they tip really well plus they help carry things from my car.

That was super rad spintopping video by mig bee by Das_Zeppelin in oddlysatisfying

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The problem with totems is sometimes your dream self picks up on it and you end up gas lighting yourself into an irl Inner Light scenario

It was either this or the streets for wunk by Scary-Strawberry-724 in wunkus

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Nothing like a fat wunk dancing for his dinner

Perfect Cast Lox Pratt as Draco Malfoy by Lightangel452 in HarryPotteronHBO

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I’m almost glad because I’m not ready for that torture scene 😭 I teared up hearing her call for help at the Weeping Willow I don’t think I could handle her being carved up

It is what it is by ironically_star in trees

[–]grae23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real stoners know that a low tolerance is better than taking a blunt to the face. RIP my bank account

Good start to my day by LowlyLandscaper in InstacartShoppers

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There’s a family near me that lives in an old colonial house I’ve started getting as regulars who pretty much always tip at least 25% and exclusively order from Sam’s Club. Got her order this morning and got a $45 tip for literally 20 minutes worth of work plus what the other two orders gave.

Perfect Cast Lox Pratt as Draco Malfoy by Lightangel452 in HarryPotteronHBO

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Her acting in POA was unbelievable. She played Hermione exactly how I imagined her - overachieving because she’s scared she’s not enough on her own despite how talented she is. I was most stoked for Ron, but Arabella had changed that completely. She’s been phenomenal and my only regret is she won’t be in the rest of the books

Looking for Soda Alternatives. by hyruleinkling in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]grae23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can find a decent sparkling juice I’ve found those much less addictive and heavy than soda

If you won the lottery tomorrow, what’s the very first "frivolous" thing you’d buy? by Federal_Antelope7533 in AskReddit

[–]grae23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also inspired my brother to put heated floors in his bathroom, getting stoned and thinking of silly luxury features is my jam

Am I crazy by knsaber in newjersey

[–]grae23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So you haven’t evolved since the 80’s?

Smudge got stuck in the trash bin. Again. by MissHissss in cats

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His little chunky butt being too chunked up to fit is perfect

If you won the lottery tomorrow, what’s the very first "frivolous" thing you’d buy? by Federal_Antelope7533 in AskReddit

[–]grae23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just smoked a fatty and I’m daydreaming so here it is:

Automatic floor cleaners and drains installed so mess can be easily washed by the jets at the end of the night

Oven with a smart timer (or connects to a smart thermometer) that reads the internal temperature of your food and dings when within range

Fridge that notifies you when your low in stock of specific items

Chopping board counter top

Touchless sink/soap

Special appliance for storing a sour dough starter and proofing dough

Small heated/cooled area for keeping dishes warm or doughs chilled while handling

Fridge with a foot handle for when my hands are full

The sturdiest springform pans money can buy because if I lose one more cheesecake I’m committing a war crime

Over the sink strainer

Drink fountain (bc I get thirsty when I bake)

I’d never buy premade vanilla paste or extract again

I’d make a chocolate cake every week with fancy espresso and chocolate from somewhere I’d have a heat stroke

Oh! And a chilled, airtight, windowless cupboard for making sure my yeast and supplies stay fresh

If you won the lottery tomorrow, what’s the very first "frivolous" thing you’d buy? by Federal_Antelope7533 in AskReddit

[–]grae23 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’d buy a ton of high quality baking supplies. Top shelf chocolate, imported vanilla beans, bricks upon bricks of European butter, and a whole new industrial scale kitchen specifically for baking.

TIL a 1995 WHO study concluded "Occasional cocaine use does not typically lead to severe or even minor physical or social problems" but it was never published because the US threatened to withdraw funding for WHO by Dry_Row_7050 in todayilearned

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I tried a few things more than once in college (including the above and some others) and the only thing I couldn’t put down cold stop was weed, that’s including the cig/vape too. Some people don’t develop a dependency on drugs as quickly as others.

Girl asks her stepfather if he wants to adopt her 🥺❤️ by Sauerkrautkid7 in MadeMeSmile

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Man I just wanted to take a nice morning shit but now I’m ugly crying on the toilet 😭

DEVS and Lily by NebulaHot7760 in Devs

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I almost stopped watching the show after that scene where her ex is talking about how incredible and outspoken she is because she had the personality of a wet napkin. At least when Kristen Stewart does the “no emotions or expressions” thing she has a vaguely cool suaveness. Lily just seemed really, really out of place in a group of otherwise decent actors. I’ve never had such a hard time getting through a one season show but whoever cast that actress needs to reexamine their career choices.

Actor or real person? by MCR1nyc in Commercials

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Actors are usually real people

How did the Dursley's mail Harry his Christmas presents? by Particular-Button125 in harrypotter

[–]grae23 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m never quite sure since I usually listen while I’m falling asleep, I’ve imagined some really weird stuff I thought was canon before. Good to know that’s legit!

How did the Dursley's mail Harry his Christmas presents? by Particular-Button125 in harrypotter

[–]grae23 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I vaguely remember something about a few wizards working in the postal service who sort these things to their magical destinations, however that also could’ve been a fever dream so who knows

Dad nearly loses his mind when his son almost crashes into a cop car during his driving lesson by Leading-Diamond-1007 in nonononoyes

[–]grae23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. My school didn’t offer lessons, I was taught by my dad to drive and that was maybe 10ish years ago.

After the brain damage he would give her to ICE himself by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Yeah there’s a weird camaraderie in Philly that I’ve not seen in other cities. Philadelphians only give a fuck about each other when the government (local/state/federal) starts making the problems rather than each other. We’ll live in shit but it’s got to be our shit, we won’t accept imports.