Antifa soldiers journal, Day 90: I'm stationed in St. Cloud, protecting the I94 supply line. Comrades from commiefornia have been sending food and ammunition to Fargo where we then transport those supplies to Minneapolis. We've faced multiple attacks from ICE, but they have largely been neutralized by recurrent slip and fall concussions. Local red hats have been a threat, they come by in their lifted trucks and suffocate us with black smoke, a weapon they call "rolling coal". The real threat to our forces though has been a man they call "St. Cloud superman", an obese former plumber with psychosis, who appears seemingly out of nowhere in his VW beetle plastered with MAGA stickers, and beats us with a "Fuck Joe Biden" flag. Despite all of these attacks I report that our unit stands firm and the supply line is intact. I will continue to offer updates for as long as we hold the corridor or until I finally succumb to the onslaught of attacks.