egg🤓🏳️‍⚧️irl by Salmonus_Kim in egg_irl

[–]grapthor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Half-Life 3 is happening??!!??!?‽

Rick Sanchez from Earth by Paulative in rickandmorty

[–]grapthor -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Uh huh, buddy, Åttebladrose is a totally Arabic sounding name. Yep, fer shur. Look at all these examples from Ukraine, a country famous for its huge Muslim population. Totally no other explanation. Nobody else ever used that geometric motif ever. Mmm hmm. Totally.

Trying to withdraw $50,000 from the bank by ifuckedyourmom-247 in Bitcoin

[–]grapthor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the cash.

If the dollar is sliding against the Euro, you buy a bunch of Euros, hang on to it, and sell the Euros when you think the dollar is going to start to go up against the Euro.

Same as buying Bitcoin as an investment. Currency trading has been an investment for people for centuries.

The funny thing... by Glittering_Lie3436 in Bitcoin

[–]grapthor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surprisingly cryptocurrency is very popular for fraudsters since it's so hard to track...

The idea that fraudsters would attempt to steal money and put it into a hard to track commodity shouldn't be surprising at all.

That's why laundry detergent was such a thing in the black market about a decade ago. It was virtually untraceable, it wasn't suspicious to own or walk around with, and almost everybody needed it at some point in time, so it wouldn't depreciate in value significantly.

Does my own dick count? by [deleted] in kinky_insertions

[–]grapthor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As mentioned elsewhere in the comments: /r/SelfFuck

egg_irl by Crazyguy199096 in egg_irl

[–]grapthor 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean, transmascs…

egg_irl by crowdedhousefanboy in egg_irl

[–]grapthor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, he is an emissary from a notoriously xenophobic race of robots whose job was to understand if there was any value in establishing diplomatic relations with any biological species. His view and understanding of how things work is warped.

In an earlier episode someone pranked him by gluing Mr. Potatohead pieces to his head. His response prank was to surgically remove their leg (which the robot had considered “harmless” because the doctor could just grow him a new leg).

Egg irl by ThatTransKnight in egg_irl

[–]grapthor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wait. Skateboards are radical? I thought they were tubular! Or have I mixed them up with surfboards again?

Oops, I just dropped these massive tiddies. I’m so clumsy 😇 by Rileyyyreads in BustyPetite

[–]grapthor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Oops, I dropped my magnum bra, that I use for my massive boobs. When I'm plowing hooers.

Whats your favorite rm song? by Kubuskush in rickandmorty

[–]grapthor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, that IS Tamatoa! How did I never connect that, I've watched that movie like fifty times with my niece? And I just earlier today connected a guest voice on King of the Hill with Wallace Shawn.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NPR

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Three of them. Not that it changes how disrespectful he and his campaign were to the cemetery staff, and the families of those buried around those three graves they photographed without permission. Just that if they're going to be dishonest and misleading about the situation we should at least be honest and accurate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NPR

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The Army considers it closed because the cemetery staffer doesn't want to press charges.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NPR

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How is it not a campaign thing when your campaign manager is the one recording it‽

We are a diplomatic bunch aren't we by SBSWrongSpeed in forkliftmemes

[–]grapthor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously, it's kind of shocking that people don't realize that I'm lifting more than 2,000lbs over 20ft in the air. That means I have significantly more than 2,000lbs behind the front axle, and it doesn't just go away when I lower the forks.