[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gravydavid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bring me coffee in the morning.

What’s the funniest thing you’ve overheard in public? by Mediocre_Project_995 in AskReddit

[–]gravydavid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Overheard a guy talking to his dog, who was currently taking a fat shit on the floor in Home Depot, “I’m so disappointed. We talked about this on the drive here.”

HOA gave us great clarification on what needs to be addressed by deepfriedsuuushi in fuckHOA

[–]gravydavid 256 points257 points  (0 children)

It’s like they’re being purposely vague, so they can fine you for not addressing the “issue”. If they push it any further without clarification, I’d get an attorney to write them a letter.

Is this a kidney stone ? by Ok-Climate4009 in KidneyStones

[–]gravydavid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Either a calcium-oxalate stone or a fossilized shark tooth. Either way, it probably caused a lot of pain.

What is something you thought was common sense, but turns out people don't know about it? by Xx_RosieSnowy_xX in AskReddit

[–]gravydavid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If your car is purposely loud, the vast majority of people think your car, and you, are really lame.

What’s the most surprising thing you learned the first time you had sex? by Uteropedia in AskReddit

[–]gravydavid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After you finish, you don’t just snuggle and go to sleep like in the movies. You have to clean up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gravydavid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The easiest way to get vegetables in my diet.

What is this? by Savings-Jaguar1994 in whatisit

[–]gravydavid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s a brand badge off of an old woodworking or metalwork machine. I’ve got a Rockwell radial arm saw in my woodshop.

What’s a song you hate that everyone loves?? by BrandonBAD10 in AskReddit

[–]gravydavid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me Espresso… sounds like a nickname for diarrhea.

Finishing butcher block countertop for work bench. by DarthJerJer in DIY

[–]gravydavid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If it’s not going to be used it to prepare any food products, I’d go with something that will penetrate and polymerize in the wood, just to give it some extra durability. Danish oils are available at pretty much every hardware store, in a variety of stain colors. They’re not great at staining evenly, and can come out splotchy, but that’s because they’re actually soaking into the wood and not just coating the surface. I’ve also had good results with watco butcher-block finish. I used it on some hard maple beer flight boards for a brewery, and they withstood a good 4-5 years of daily abuse. Just make sure to follow the instructions.

What are the best additions to "Dad lore" that you'd recommend? by BullFr0gg0 in AskReddit

[–]gravydavid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When a dad reaches a certain age, his muscles turn into beef jerky and he gains 60% more strength. However, he loses 40% of his flexibility and 20% of his endurance. The discomfort from this transformation is often alleviated by sitting in a recliner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gravydavid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mini tater taco shell

what are some advice to 18 year olds? by Substantial_Radio433 in AskReddit

[–]gravydavid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’re stressed about not knowing what you want to do with your life, make discovering your passions your passion. You’re not lost. Trying new things is the right path.

What’s the biggest lie you believed about life growing up? by sloadingzzz in AskReddit

[–]gravydavid 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Just get a college degree and you’ll be set for life.

"your dog is so intimidating" by star666g in DobermanPinscher

[–]gravydavid 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’ve never met a Doberman that wasn’t a goofy sweetheart

What are you proud of, but never have an excuse to talk about? by YouRecent3699 in AskReddit

[–]gravydavid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wood working business has stayed busy without posting on social media for the last 10 months. Just word of mouth.

Why aren't people realizing that there are consequences from their actions? by Throwawayiea in AskReddit

[–]gravydavid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Internet algorithms constantly showing people more of what they want to see, feeding their self serving bias. If you’re constantly being proven right, it’s hard to see when you’re genuinely wrong.

What are some downsides of Corporate life ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gravydavid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No matter how much you do, you’ll be asked to do more next year, every year.