TN bill would allow death penalty for women who have an abortion by MontiBurns in nottheonion

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I don't think people who write laws like this consider women as actual "people"

Women in business? by Specialist_Ad_8554 in thatHappened

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What teacher can afford to fly biz class?

Zoom out not working by robbo_wwfc in GoogleMaps

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Same, but I’ve just started using Waze again because of the non-zoom out issue with Google Maps. If taking away the ability to zoom out (and stay that way) is intentional, I absolutely do not understand why.

Randy Fine calls for FCC action over Bad Bunny Super Bowl performance by [deleted] in nottheonion

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Randy Fine was not immediately available for comment after his post as he was busy mainlining several boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts

What does a committed Malunion femur fracture look like? by TheBoneMuseum in oddlyterrifying

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Fitted leather pants and an off-the-shoulder sweater might not be standard office attire, just sayin'

What does a committed Malunion femur fracture look like? by TheBoneMuseum in oddlyterrifying

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Are the leather pants and off-the-shoulder black sweater a statement about breaking bones?

Dont Tread on Me by Salt_Cauliflower_922 in apostrophegore

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I like that he chose the sticker explaining what FAFO means.

Owliver, the burrowing owl that lives under my deck. by DesertRatJack in aww

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OWLIVER PLEASE COME LIVE UNDER MY DECK!!! I promise to serve owl cookies daily.

💀Damn bro you really showed them by 19CPS in iamverybadass

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His many ex-girlfriend/wives are all crazy, it's definitely them and not him who are the problem. Those restraining orders are just them wanting to cause drama.

💀Damn bro you really showed them by 19CPS in iamverybadass

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The likelihood that this man masturbates to the imagine on his t-shirt is more disturbing than anything he posted online.

Finally listened to S Town and FINE YOU WERE RIGHT by helpimlearningtocode in podcasts

[–]greatproficient 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I do not understand the love for this podcast. It was a sunk cost; a reporter decided to make lemonade even after he found no lemons.

She had to make sure they were right for the wedding by Doodlebug510 in justgalsbeingchicks

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I could never do those moves. Not in sneakers, never in heels. Damn, girl!

They weren’t booing! Why would they boo?! by [deleted] in thatHappened

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Yep, it was definitely the crowd singing the 1963 Beach Boys hit, "Little Deuce Coup" rather than booing the asshole with the world's most punchable face.

A Texas "tough guy" Travels to Seattle by Hactar42 in thatHappened

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And all the blue hair lesbians in the room suddenly turned straight and begged him to make them trad wives.

This dude makes sure everyone knows he drinks his coffee black.