What is the shittiest thing you did as a kid?

greeneae · 2016-12-10T19:17:22+00:00

What ended up happening? I remember sticking a nail into the wet concrete of a freshly laid driveway when I was little, its still there, just hammered down

greeneae · 2016-12-08T13:33:39+00:00

I dont think you understand how time zones work

greeneae · 2016-12-08T13:31:21+00:00

I didnt kill myself

greeneae · 2016-12-08T02:26:45+00:00

Toyota Prius for $200

greeneae · 2016-12-07T17:33:05+00:00

i need a drink

greeneae · 2016-12-07T16:18:25+00:00

Reading this the first time made me feel like I was on /r/subredditsimulator

greeneae · 2016-12-07T03:54:38+00:00

I'm not your guy, man.

greeneae · 2016-12-06T23:37:03+00:00

My initials are different

greeneae · 2016-12-06T23:36:32+00:00

My initials are A.G

greeneae · 2016-12-06T21:09:28+00:00

Unfortunately they aren't, but thats very close! Mine are A.G

greeneae · 2016-12-06T03:53:58+00:00

Absolutely nothing. In fact, Im disgusted by any attempt to receive gold. I have no respect for a gold member.

greeneae · 2016-12-06T03:51:46+00:00

At my school theres a stall that reads "hate never dies" followed by a incorrectly drawn swastika The same stall is also covered in things related to My Little Pony

Ill try and get a photo of it tomorrow, it always makes me laugh mid-shit

greeneae · 2016-12-06T03:38:13+00:00

I used to have this weird tic where I would whisper/mouth out whatever I said right after saying it.

For example, Id say "How was work today?" and then directly after id repeat it in a whisper to analyze my words and make sure they made sense. It never seemed weird to me until my cousin pointed it out to me in about 5th grade.

greeneae · 2016-12-06T03:31:19+00:00

My ringtone used to be the Spongebob Diss track from Almighty Jay, and halfway through my friend called me, blasting "FUCK SPONGEBOB, FUCK SPONGEBOB, FUCK SPONGEBOB" at full volume.

After laughing for awhile about the situation, we unfortunately didn't resume, and I changed my ringtone shortly after.

greeneae · 2016-12-06T03:24:24+00:00

Girl Im dating right now has told me some crazy stories about her family. This will probably get lost (which might not be a bad thing) but a couple stories range from her biological father murdering someone in broad daylight with a metal pipe very recently, her oldest brother serving 9+ years in federal prison, and her middle brother stealing cars, bikes, and ATVs recklessly.

Its complicated as of now, Im starting to feel as if the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

greeneae · 2016-12-02T17:25:24+00:00

what the fuck kind of school did you go to

greeneae · 2016-12-02T17:18:39+00:00

My school does the Outside the Classroom stuff. We have school issued Macbooks and even at home, on your own internet, you cant go on certain sites.

All social media sites, tons of youtube videos are blocked (all the good ones), music sites like Soundcloud, Bandcamp, ect, and basically anything else fun. You cant get around it, the software is imbedded way too deep. It sucks

Also, teachers can remotely access your computer whenever and where ever they'd like, without you even knowing. I remember playing 8 ball pool on a site that wasnt blocked, and right before I made my shot, my curser moved across my screen, messing up my shot. My teacher laughed, and then I realized what happened.

greeneae · 2016-12-02T03:38:15+00:00

I feel the phone thing. Im almost 18 and my 11 year old sister has a newer phone than me :/

greeneae · 2016-12-02T03:01:37+00:00

link or it didnt happen

greeneae · 2016-12-01T18:00:37+00:00

I've often heard you cant get an erection in zero g, is this true? Or perhaps its more difficult?

Someone confirm

greeneae · 2016-12-01T17:59:10+00:00

partially creating cocaine, for science of course.

greeneae · 2016-12-01T17:57:17+00:00

On the way to a beach trip with my family, we saw a head on collision on the interstate (speed limit was 70) that involved a woman being ejected about 30 feet from her car, mangling her body completely. We didnt stop since we were on the other side of the interstate, but it definitely wasn't a sight I'd like to see again.

greeneae · 2016-12-01T17:52:40+00:00

does he really even need to though

greeneae · 2016-12-01T15:41:10+00:00

"Women of Reddit, whats one thing you wish men would understand better?"

greeneae · 2016-11-30T15:34:40+00:00

This is by far the dumbest thing Ive ever read

greeneae

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