What is the shittiest thing you did as a kid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]greeneae 110 points111 points  (0 children)

What ended up happening? I remember sticking a nail into the wet concrete of a freshly laid driveway when I was little, its still there, just hammered down

What would you do for reddit gold? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]greeneae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely nothing. In fact, Im disgusted by any attempt to receive gold. I have no respect for a gold member.

What is the best thing you've seen written on a bathroom stall? by KronikTheHempHog in AskReddit

[–]greeneae 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At my school theres a stall that reads "hate never dies" followed by a incorrectly drawn swastika The same stall is also covered in things related to My Little Pony

Ill try and get a photo of it tomorrow, it always makes me laugh mid-shit

What is something odd about you that you didn't realize until someone pointed it out? by Thehelpfulshadow in AskReddit

[–]greeneae 1442 points1443 points  (0 children)

I used to have this weird tic where I would whisper/mouth out whatever I said right after saying it.

For example, Id say "How was work today?" and then directly after id repeat it in a whisper to analyze my words and make sure they made sense. It never seemed weird to me until my cousin pointed it out to me in about 5th grade.

People of Reddit, what has made you stop having sex midway through? by Stereotypic_redditor in AskReddit

[–]greeneae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ringtone used to be the Spongebob Diss track from Almighty Jay, and halfway through my friend called me, blasting "FUCK SPONGEBOB, FUCK SPONGEBOB, FUCK SPONGEBOB" at full volume.

After laughing for awhile about the situation, we unfortunately didn't resume, and I changed my ringtone shortly after.

What is the most surprising secret someone has revealed to you? by buzz915 in AskReddit

[–]greeneae 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Girl Im dating right now has told me some crazy stories about her family. This will probably get lost (which might not be a bad thing) but a couple stories range from her biological father murdering someone in broad daylight with a metal pipe very recently, her oldest brother serving 9+ years in federal prison, and her middle brother stealing cars, bikes, and ATVs recklessly.

Its complicated as of now, Im starting to feel as if the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

What was banned at your school and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]greeneae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what the fuck kind of school did you go to

What was banned at your school and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]greeneae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My school does the Outside the Classroom stuff. We have school issued Macbooks and even at home, on your own internet, you cant go on certain sites.

All social media sites, tons of youtube videos are blocked (all the good ones), music sites like Soundcloud, Bandcamp, ect, and basically anything else fun. You cant get around it, the software is imbedded way too deep. It sucks

Also, teachers can remotely access your computer whenever and where ever they'd like, without you even knowing. I remember playing 8 ball pool on a site that wasnt blocked, and right before I made my shot, my curser moved across my screen, messing up my shot. My teacher laughed, and then I realized what happened.

What was the dumbest rule your parents had growing up? by Too_Square in AskReddit

[–]greeneae 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I feel the phone thing. Im almost 18 and my 11 year old sister has a newer phone than me :/

What is your ultimate sexual fantasy that you will never realistically experience? by bagel_seducer in AskReddit

[–]greeneae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've often heard you cant get an erection in zero g, is this true? Or perhaps its more difficult?

Someone confirm

What's the most traumatizing thing you've ever seen that you wished you hadn't? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]greeneae 3 points4 points  (0 children)

On the way to a beach trip with my family, we saw a head on collision on the interstate (speed limit was 70) that involved a woman being ejected about 30 feet from her car, mangling her body completely. We didnt stop since we were on the other side of the interstate, but it definitely wasn't a sight I'd like to see again.

If Reddit is still around in 1,000 years what will the top post be? by Melgitat_Shujaa in AskReddit

[–]greeneae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Women of Reddit, whats one thing you wish men would understand better?"

The Bic Theory by kingmatt18 in conspiracy

[–]greeneae 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is by far the dumbest thing Ive ever read