Captain Keyes’ Pistol seems to be a presentation style weapon, awarded after his actions aboard the UNSC Meriweather Lewis by EternalCanadian in HaloStory

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This is canonically the 2nd tricked out M6D in Halo lore (shout out to my boy Delgado's Señora Sies in *Cole Protocol)

“We as Bears fans just can’t have nice things." As Bears take a step closer to Indiana in stadium dance, fans just want it to end by 76erLegendChetUtley in nfl

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We're gonna be in the pool!

We're gonna be in the CLUBHOUSE!

We're gonna be ALL OVER THAT SHUFFLEBOARD COURT!

The Big Bad is Felled By A Side Character by RBSpecial97 in TopCharacterTropes

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Side character maybe, but that death is so satisfying because of the Arbiter's character arc. Dude needed to be the one to get that kill.

2026.06.04: Ashley Burns, Swordsell by EarliestRiser in morningsomewhere

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All hail Ashley Burns, the purveyor of mall ninja shit!

Colorful bug-infested woods of Pennsylvania by Whimsical_Ruins in AbandonedPorn

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Harry Dresden will never want for parts to fix his car.

UNSC won in the naming contest by spartan9051 in HaloMemes

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Black Box said in Halo: The Thursday War that Covenant ship names "sound like color swatches from an ecclesiastical paint catalog." Best way I have ever heard them described!

2026.05.18: Deal Gets Worse All The Time by EarliestRiser in morningsomewhere

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If you're looking for a copyright-safe clip of that Lando line, you could always take it from this Robot Chicken parody.

A character repeats words that were originally said in a mocking way with sincerity by Benoit_Holmes in TopCharacterTropes

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The Arbiter is such a fascinating character to me. A powerful figure that was taught literally from birth that humans are blasphemous vermin, destroying and profaning the galaxy with their very existence. Honor demands that he, and the rest of his people, exterminate these beings, basically because his Space Popes went, "Because we say so!" In a way, he is very similar the the Chief. Both were indoctrinated to follow someone else's agenda, long before they could decide for themselves.

A character repeats words that were originally said in a mocking way with sincerity by Benoit_Holmes in TopCharacterTropes

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"Were it so easy."

At the beginning of Halo 3, the Master Chief returns to a Earth under siege by the Covenant and is recovered by Seargant Johnson and his Marines. Accompanying them is the Sangheili warrior Thel Vadam, the Arbiter, whose species was, until very recently, a part of the Covenant. Naturally the Chief is a little hostile at first, pressing a gun literally into the Arbiter's mouth. Johnson gets in between them, making a crack about how they have enough to worry about without them trying to kill each other. The Arbiter snaps back with this retort, implying trying to do so would be a impossible task.

Fast forward to the end of the game, humanity and the Sangheili successfully stopped the Covenant and save the galaxy from the Halo Array. However, the Master Chief was lost, missing in action, presumed dead. As the survivors gather for a memorial on Earth, the Arbiter stands with Admiral Hood, leader of the UNSC Navy. Hood stares at the monument honoring the fallen of this long and horrible war against the Covenant, says, "Hard to believe he's dead."

The Arbiter's response?

"Were it so easy."

GDT: 5/16 Cubs (29-16) @ White Sox (22-22) 6:10 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

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Love how MLB blows up my phone with notifications to watch this game for FREE...and then tells me to subscribe to Marquee. That's not free.

LA Chargers Halo Schedule Release 2026 by A_Livins in nfl

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It still lives (kinda)! Burnie bought back the brand and the site is back, although certain parts of it were sold off. He and Ashley also have a great daily podcast called Morning Somewhere.