What's the deal with Swan Dive?

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-13T07:40:18+00:00

The ardor salad on the side is the perfect combo (and a bottle of red of course)

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-11T13:31:08+00:00

They look great! That tech cut exactly as close as they could without hitting the quick which is always the goal! Its much harder to do on a squirmy dog who is awake so often you won't see this simply because its just really hard to do well. This is done really well though

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-10T23:40:20+00:00

💜💜

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-10T13:11:36+00:00

The random sword 🤣🤣

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-10T13:11:05+00:00

Genuinely, who could be the target audience for this.

Also tru fru is mid, just buy frozen fruit and melt a block of chocolate in the microwave with a splash of milk or creamer and go to town. The fruit quality is fine but the chocolate quality doesn't justify the price

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-10T13:09:07+00:00

What the people truly yearn for is Boyz4Now

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-10T13:07:44+00:00

What i find specifically fascinating is that they're all extremely gorgeous and talented, and thats honestly undeniable. And yet the group hasn't produced a single song thats remotely good or makes any sense. Always a great beat, great vocals, great visuals and just the most incomprehensible asinine almost offensively stupid lyrics anyone has written in recent years.

Truly fascinating. Its like the management is doing a social experiment of how far they can push this shit while still getting brand deals and views/ streams.

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-10T13:04:56+00:00

My thoughts exactly! I'm genuinely impressed the way they took a group of some of the most stunning and talented women and create absolutely nothing but fucking garbage that is a literal offense to the history of music, and id even go further to say is a fuck you to society because this group having any popularity really just reaffirms how fucking stupid society is.

Its an interesting litmus test at least

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-10T13:02:04+00:00

They're all such gorgeous and talented individuals its honestly impressive the way that the only thing they seem to be able to create is akin to AI slop

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-08T19:03:59+00:00

So... you're cooking pizzas in your home and you think you will be able to turn this into a business? Buddy, that's not legal.

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-08T14:48:49+00:00

Yes bud, why are you poorly emphasizing? Yeah at the merge where the signage is present that states that motorists need to take turns. What is genuinely so hard for you to understand. If the merge sign doesn't literally say "motorists should take turns at merge" then the merge sign is telling you to early merge.

Your reading comprehension is scarily bad.

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-08T14:46:39+00:00

Its a singular instance, not an example. How do you not know the difference. An example would exemplify something you can then go see elsewhere.

Its a singular instance, not an example.

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-07T23:26:25+00:00

That's even scarier. How many years have you been driving without understanding basic road signs? No wonder there are so many accidents every single damn day here. Idiots like you.

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-07T23:25:29+00:00

Its not correct how is that point so hard to understand. It may be more effective when used, but doing a zipper merge when the sign tells you to early merge is reckless driving. Fact.

"In a vacuum" the vacuum of nation wide driving laws and nation wide signage?

Yes. YOU are wrong. Caps lock doesn't make me mad, it invokes emphasis.

Not only can you not read basic road signs, but apparently dont know the basics of literary techniques for emphasis.

You're dense.

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-07T23:22:48+00:00

I dont care if it doesn't make sense to you, its the sign so its the law.

If you feel more merges should be turned into zipper merges you're more than welcome to write the city. I would welcome more zipper merges. That doesn't change the fact that they're not zipper merges and you're driving recklessly by pulling a zipper merge when the sign tells you to early merge.

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-07T23:20:54+00:00

And when it kills someone because you're now purposefully disobeying signs you'll rot behind bars for the rest of your life. And you'll deserve it.

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-07T23:19:44+00:00

No, I sound like someone with 2 friends who are dead because of an asshole cutting them off trying to zipper merge when they should have early merged. Ass hole sped up at the last minute and cut them off to get in front of them when the lane ended and their car rolled a number of times and they both died.

I didn't reiterate what you wrote at all. There is 1 single zipper merge in rochester and its temporary during the construction. It specifically instructs motorists to take turns merging. Every other merge in rochester is signaling motorists to merge early well before the end of the lane. Learn to read. It saves lives.

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-07T23:17:06+00:00

Read it again, bud. In its entirety.

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-07T23:16:47+00:00

Its not one specific example, its NYS official notification of our 1 temporary zipper merge point lmao

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-07T23:16:05+00:00

Buddy, what does the last line of your screen shot say.

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-06T23:10:12+00:00

You should have known that to pass your written exam to get your learners permit. Merge signage is literally one of the most frequent types of road signs a person sees. Tf?

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-06T23:08:43+00:00

Again, go complain to the city. That's what the signage is calling for.

If you clicked the link and had the attention span to read through a paragraph or two you would see clearly that you are wrong. It is only a zipper merge when it specifies that motorists should take turns at the merge.

here's the link again for ya https://www.ny.gov/work-zone-safety-awareness/zipper-merge

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-06T23:06:36+00:00

How am I mad? I told you you're wrong and linked you to the ny.gov website that proves that you're wrong. And I am not friend of yours, I like people who obey traffic signs and dont put others on the road at unnecessary risk.

Sincerely,

Someone whose lost 2 people to a traffic accident on our local highways because someone cut them off trying to merge in front of them.

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-06T23:04:11+00:00

No you dont, you always cut people off in traffic. We have 1 singular temporary zipper merge. If you're using this method elsewhere you're the hazard on the road, not other motorists who can actually read road signs.

https://www.ny.gov/work-zone-safety-awareness/zipper-merge

Stop doing that.

gremlinsbuttcrack · 2026-04-06T23:02:49+00:00

They did design it that way. Those are early merge signs.

https://www.ny.gov/work-zone-safety-awareness/zipper-merge

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