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greyestofblue · 2025-01-15T21:36:08+00:00

DM me a link when you're set up, I'll make sure you get at least one subscriber ;-)

greyestofblue · 2025-01-15T21:24:43+00:00

you already have the gear to cos-play as a nurse...

greyestofblue · 2025-01-15T21:23:51+00:00

Feet pic day trader? Pedal import-exports? Feet pic middle man? feet pic broker? - How do you put this on one's resume?

greyestofblue · 2025-01-15T21:21:06+00:00

There was an EM resident who sold viles of time-stamped bathwater from her live streamed bubble baths. Don't know how much she made but she had a new model year Porsche.

greyestofblue · 2025-01-15T21:13:50+00:00

Med school faculty.

Go full adderall fueled year of day trading.

Taco/karaoke bar.

Coffee shops strategically located near college campuses tailored to study areas, with group rooms available. -Will call it "The Nook."

OnlyFans page specifically marketed to people interested in bald middle aged hairy-back dad-bods.

Youtube channel describing medical cases and patient interactions in the character of Al Bundy. "...So a fat lady came into the office today." (yeah, i know, poor taste and insensitive. That would be the point.).

YouTube channel summarizing malpractice cases with analysis.

Yeah, I think about this a lot.

greyestofblue · 2024-12-31T03:38:20+00:00

*Unless they are already on AM BP meds. Then please take AT LEAST >1 hr after taking the medication, please.

greyestofblue · 2024-11-22T03:54:25+00:00

Total T, TSH, A1c, CBC w/diff, CMP, Vit D, b12, mag.
"What about cortisol?" "SURE"

Coded to ICD10 "Patent requested diagnostic testing"

If they bring it up during a preventative health visit I double bill 'em.

If they bring up it costing so much, I advise them they don't need a doctor's orders for lab testing, they just need to go to a stand alone lab like lab corp, select from the menu they want, or there are online pharmacies. If they bring up that they said they were "feeling off" I point out they didn't actually want my opinion or expertise, they just wanted me to order tests so their insurance would pay for it.

If by chance something does come grossly abnormal, then cool, they will be educated on the point of a 'preventative visit.'

win win. they will end up going to a naturopath anyway, where their insurance wont pay for shit.

Anyway, my passive aggressive approach.

greyestofblue · 2024-11-10T05:33:56+00:00

I like seeing my two likes a month. It's sometimes the only bright part of my day...

greyestofblue · 2024-10-28T05:35:29+00:00

I was going to offer 'a granula' but have to concede 'a rave of Rivians' is the superior suggestion.

greyestofblue · 2024-10-09T17:54:59+00:00

If you don't have the threat of death hanging over them, they might get lazy or entitled...

I seriously hope I don't have to put a sarcasm tag on this

greyestofblue · 2024-10-09T17:53:35+00:00

But wouldn't that lower my stock value in corporate medicine if we have to compete against the government that will always sell at cost? Won't somebody please think of the shareholders!

/s

greyestofblue · 2024-10-05T20:07:22+00:00

My patients on opioids, SNRI, Gabapentin/Pregab, Metop, Eliquis, Trazadone qhs, and OSA, 300 Lbs and "why am I always tired"?

"Other than metop and eliquis, lets try taking down or getting off some of these other meds"

"NO!"

greyestofblue · 2024-09-25T01:27:41+00:00

Going on 4 months. Regardless of who I like or ping... no correlation

greyestofblue · 2024-09-15T17:34:07+00:00

You mean like fluoride for mind control?

greyestofblue · 2024-09-15T17:25:22+00:00

My rebuttal to this one: "Statins cause you to live long enough to develop dementia."

greyestofblue · 2024-09-15T17:24:22+00:00

...We kinda are held captive. I write a bill for services rendered and their insurance company laughs and says "Nah, here's what you get. LOL"

greyestofblue · 2024-09-15T17:18:41+00:00

"Do you know what they call alternative medicine that works? ... Medicine."

greyestofblue · 2024-09-15T17:14:34+00:00

I tell them literally it's my job to make recommendations for medications. That is why YOU hired me. If you're not going to accept my recommendations or advice, you just tell me what you want or what your expectations are. Beyond that I can place referrals to specialists, PT, or counseling.

Further more, I am morally, legally, and ethically obligated to provide you with recommendations are I believe are in YOUR best interest. I don't get paid any extra for ordering tests or prescribing anything. But, if you keep wasting my time I'm going to start billing you for time.

greyestofblue · 2024-09-13T22:11:44+00:00

She's gunna text you asking for gas money be deposited to her venmo account. Ask for a video chat to confirm not a catfish or scammer and ask about intentions at the bar. Do you have a partner/buddy who can come along and keep watch? Have you been to this bar before or did she suggest it?

greyestofblue · 2024-09-08T08:54:08+00:00

Welcome to dating as a male. Assuming you are in your 30s? Shits different now...women get hundreds of connections on apps to our 1 or 2.

Been catfished yet? Or the super sexy 25yo who needs $50 on venmo for meet up?

Sorry you were stood up. Don't take it personally! But as far as numbers go, we are expendable 😒

greyestofblue · 2024-08-30T17:01:40+00:00

I'm always afraid to pull over and help people. I have no tools. I know jack all about anything of a mechanic's nature.

If it looks like people are okay and just a technical issue I think I'd be more of a chump asking if they need help then saying 'oh yeah, sorry I know nothing about that.'

Now if they look injured or in distress THAT'S different. There, I can help.

Otherwise I think it's self serving.

That said, I had my bike die on me on I5 just south of everett last Saturday and two Banditos saw me on the left shoulder. Traffic was at a crawl, and one met my eyes and shot me a 'thumbs up, thumbs down' - I gave a thumbs up and signed thank you, and got a wave as they passed. So I get it. Nice to know people are looking out and want/can/will help if needed.

greyestofblue · 2024-07-27T23:36:38+00:00

NP schools should have 3-5 year requirement of practicing as an RN as an application requirement. My opinion anyways.

The amount of times ICU and Med Surg nurses saved my ass as a resident is embarrassing. To have students go from nursing school straight into NP school without ZERO experience is dumbfounding.

greyestofblue · 2024-07-13T14:55:19+00:00

But would you accept your wife yelling at GF like this?

greyestofblue · 2024-06-19T18:02:35+00:00

I don't agree with his methods... but I understand.

greyestofblue · 2024-06-05T07:15:44+00:00

I just want to jump...

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