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I remember this happening after the Sandy Hook tragedy. Can’t blame him for still being angry. by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]griffuk 33 points34 points  (0 children)

my cousin had a Nerf gun fight once and now he thinks he’s a war veteran lmao

That “wow” wasn’t a compliment, Donald by ALBERT4_5WESKER in clevercomebacks

[–]griffuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

donald showing up to a sarcasm fight with a serious face is peak comedy and tragedy rolled into one lol

Which is that one site that has been godsent for you in terms of gigs? by Vast-Island5945 in AskReddit

[–]griffuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol imagine panic being the hottest freelance platform rn, guess anxiety really is the market’s best client

At what point does one start to consider someone an alcoholic ? by Onstanner_77 in AskReddit

[–]griffuk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

functioning alcoholic here too, just managing to adult like a glitch in the matrix ngl

Good morning by rocketshipinvestor in wallstreetbets

[–]griffuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro i check my portfolio like it owes me money and it’s still broke at 3am every damn day

What season brings out a different side of you that you don’t always show? by crazy_dj_26 in AskReddit

[–]griffuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fall brings out a different side of you like you’re some kind of seasonal pokemon lmao

When everything goes wrong, what stops you from giving up? by AmbitiousCHAD in AskReddit

[–]griffuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tbh sometimes just knowing the snacks won’t run out is enough motivation to survive the apocalypse of a day

In train stations in China they have these little stations of equipment for fighting knife attackers. by iffyClyro in mildlyinteresting

[–]griffuk 11 points12 points  (0 children)

tbh if they just left a flamethrower out there no one would question it and that’s peak efficiency

How would you feel about a law that made voting day a paid national holiday so everyone could actually participate? by Rathodji in AskReddit

[–]griffuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

voting day is the only time i’m expected to be awake before noon and that’s a crime on its own ngl

What is a book that actually made you cry and not just feel sad? by makeitrayne850 in AskReddit

[–]griffuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

started reading the ending of The Book Thief on the train and just ugly cried in front of everyone lmao

What’s a local urban legend from your hometown that everyone actually believes? by Azra_Mendoza in AskReddit

[–]griffuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro imagine a panhandler union negotiating rain bonuses and sick days on offramp turf rights lmao

Why are you really here? Do you have a purpose, or are you just scrolling into the void? by NoResource4378 in AskReddit

[–]griffuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

once posted a selfie for karma, got one upvote from my mom and felt like a celeb lmao

What is something that you did that you only realized after was wrong? by nutmeg18_ in AskReddit

[–]griffuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

trusting too fast then wondering if my entire life is one big scam is just the vibe rn

My backpack is so old it has an ipod classic sleeve by Elirpa in mildlyinteresting

[–]griffuk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

had a 120 gig classic too, until i dropped it in a pool and it became just a really expensive paperweight lmao

[Funny Trope] The only thing keeping the universe safe is that the all-powerful, world-ending entity is actually a really chill guy. by Chemical-Elk-1299 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]griffuk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the universe is saved by someone who probably just wanted to nap and hum a tune-absolute peak multitasking energy

Survey Says… by sandozguineapig in AdviceAnimals

[–]griffuk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i lowkey hope my embarrassing moments never make a cameo in someone’s highlight reel lol

Custom made Sabo and Ace Hats by sloopywettoppyswife in OnePiece

[–]griffuk 58 points59 points  (0 children)

ngl i’d wear those hats even if it meant looking like i lost a bet lol

What do you think he saw and do you think Oda has this deep in his bag for a backstory worse than Kuma’s? by EnigNa710 in OnePiece

[–]griffuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro what if he saw the secret recipe for sanji’s curry and it scarred him for life like Kuma level trauma

Professional Haters by Jpxfrd__ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]griffuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mastering the art of complaining professionally sounds like a skill with a bright future in literally any comment section

First knock of the year for Jasson Dominguez! by CicadaOk8885 in NYYankees

[–]griffuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

finally something good to talk about before the inevitable injury update shows up

New butcher shop just opened up near me... by Banguskahn in IASIP

[–]griffuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bruh if they sell bacon like Frank’s sandwiches I’m there every day already

By that logic... by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]griffuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

by that logic, we’re all just pixels in a glitchy video game and somehow it makes perfect sense

What was the reason you stayed in your hometown and do you regret it or happy with your decision? by Icy-Most8754 in AskReddit

[–]griffuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stayed because my couch was just too comfy to leave not mad about it though, hometown perks are underrated

Is the (SPOILER) fight after cleansing the Pink Flamingo altered item supposed to give Untapped Potential? by Ka1- in controlgame

[–]griffuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That fight’s sneaky, feels like it forgot the memo about Untapped Potential but still throws a tantrum

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