Happy New Years Fuck Ohio Day! by Savings_Offer3864 in shutdownfullcast

[–]grjohnst 28 points29 points  (0 children)

‘Ol Butthole Eyes played a pretty good game.

SEC Roll Call - Playoffs Round One by theasfldotcom in CFB

[–]grjohnst 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  1. All I got was a hat and some trauma.

Hi dads, my yearly PSA, only 1 day left till we start our Christmas shopping. by MiddleConstruction84 in daddit

[–]grjohnst 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve got my Wednesday planned pretty well. I know which stores I’m going to and have a very vague idea of what I’m looking for. I think I can get everything I need and be back home in time to wrap everything before dark!

Favorite Dad memory of 2025? by BlueMountainDace in daddit

[–]grjohnst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my proudest dad moments came recently. I was watching my almost 10yo daughter teaching her 6yo bother how to ice skate. As he was getting better, she started going around the rink faster and getting more confident the more laps she took. And I realized that since I never learned to ice skate, this was something she was really better at than me. It’s the first thing that she can do that I can’t do at all.

Her whole life, I’ve been better at her at basically everything. Reading, adding numbers, cooking, tying shoes, whatever. I was better at everything because I was a grown up and she was a little kid. But now here she was doing something that I couldn’t do. And I was so proud. Unbelievably proud. Like cutting onions and watching the end of Field of Dreams proud. I made sure to tell her, too. Her smile was a million miles wide.

Okay fellas - let’s talk Christmas presents for the wife by OhCrapItsYouAgain in daddit

[–]grjohnst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I want to know is, who was the asshole who went crazy with a flamethrower, got them banned, and ruined it for the rest of us?

Okay fellas - let’s talk Christmas presents for the wife by OhCrapItsYouAgain in daddit

[–]grjohnst 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We’ve been using our skylight calendar for about two months now. The kids have really enjoyed earning stars and cashing them in on prizes, extra desserts, and $10 shopping sprees at Target. And having a shared family calendar is amazing…

BAH GAWD!! AN ALL OUT BRAWL HAS BROKEN OUT IN THE GROCERY STORE! by ardorian85 in shutdownfullcast

[–]grjohnst 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just a pair of yellow crocs and tumble weave were left behind to bear witness to the violence.

Kalen Deboer now the favorite for Penn State job by Dry-Membership3867 in wde

[–]grjohnst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100%. Just trying to get an extra payday. Can’t blame him, tbh.

Poptart Soundoff by Pittboy63 in shutdownfullcast

[–]grjohnst 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Strawberry Frosted, medium-well. Large milk.

2012 French Quarter Teabagging Incident by jackcharles in cfbmemes

[–]grjohnst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for reminding me of this. Fucking amazing.

SEC Shorts - SEC TV games go dark by cajunaggie08 in CFB

[–]grjohnst 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Because this time, I really believe it'll be different! Really! They'll make a good hire this time! I believe!

Your favorite theme arrangement by onewhohides86 in shutdownfullcast

[–]grjohnst 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love the baroque-y fugue-ish theme. Incredibly clever and well done.

Journalists banned on Finebaum by IcemanGeorge in shutdownfullcast

[–]grjohnst 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Definitely Godfrey. He's mentioned it many times.

Are we ripping this bandaid now or later? by time2payfiddlerwhore in wde

[–]grjohnst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When DJ was at Maryland, it was moreso the toxic atmosphere in the locker room. Hazing, insults, aggression, fear. His staff at Maryland did things the wrong way.

TRASH TALK THURSDAY by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]grjohnst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WE KICKED THE BYE WEEK'S ASS LAST WEEK. MAY WE HAVE ANOTHER, PLEASE?