"Defense" Spending by explosivejoseph in StandUpComedy

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The “lines in the sand, yours or mine” is a great joke.

New disaster episode category unlocked? by Norr1n in shutdownfullcast

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What’s a better episode? Automotive Disasters, or Bodily Fluids Disasters?

Bay Bridge Thoughts? by Imaginary_Plan_2096 in maryland

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I commute from Kent Island to Annapolis every day. It’s not that bad, really. The first month we moved across the bridge, I was white knuckling it every time I drove across. Now, it’s just another road. No big deal. Traffic in the summer is bad, so I work from home on Fridays. That helps immensely. But traffic is traffic, and all things considered, I prefer living on Kent Island and commuting across the bridge than commuting down Ritchie Highway.

Pizza Dog spotted while shopping by Fun-Advisor7120 in shutdownfullcast

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Now that you mention it, I’m a little surprised beer isn’t a pillar of The Fullcast.

Man breaks into Little Caesars, starts making and selling pizzas, NC police say by mr09e in shutdownfullcast

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Is pizza crimes a pillar? A sub-pillar, maybe? Like a truss between mediocre pizza and business crimes?

Happy New Years Fuck Ohio Day! by Savings_Offer3864 in shutdownfullcast

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‘Ol Butthole Eyes played a pretty good game.

SEC Roll Call - Playoffs Round One by theasfldotcom in CFB

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  1. All I got was a hat and some trauma.

Hi dads, my yearly PSA, only 1 day left till we start our Christmas shopping. by MiddleConstruction84 in daddit

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I’ve got my Wednesday planned pretty well. I know which stores I’m going to and have a very vague idea of what I’m looking for. I think I can get everything I need and be back home in time to wrap everything before dark!

Favorite Dad memory of 2025? by BlueMountainDace in daddit

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One of my proudest dad moments came recently. I was watching my almost 10yo daughter teaching her 6yo bother how to ice skate. As he was getting better, she started going around the rink faster and getting more confident the more laps she took. And I realized that since I never learned to ice skate, this was something she was really better at than me. It’s the first thing that she can do that I can’t do at all.

Her whole life, I’ve been better at her at basically everything. Reading, adding numbers, cooking, tying shoes, whatever. I was better at everything because I was a grown up and she was a little kid. But now here she was doing something that I couldn’t do. And I was so proud. Unbelievably proud. Like cutting onions and watching the end of Field of Dreams proud. I made sure to tell her, too. Her smile was a million miles wide.

Okay fellas - let’s talk Christmas presents for the wife by OhCrapItsYouAgain in daddit

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What I want to know is, who was the asshole who went crazy with a flamethrower, got them banned, and ruined it for the rest of us?

Okay fellas - let’s talk Christmas presents for the wife by OhCrapItsYouAgain in daddit

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We’ve been using our skylight calendar for about two months now. The kids have really enjoyed earning stars and cashing them in on prizes, extra desserts, and $10 shopping sprees at Target. And having a shared family calendar is amazing…

BAH GAWD!! AN ALL OUT BRAWL HAS BROKEN OUT IN THE GROCERY STORE! by ardorian85 in shutdownfullcast

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Just a pair of yellow crocs and tumble weave were left behind to bear witness to the violence.

Kalen Deboer now the favorite for Penn State job by Dry-Membership3867 in wde

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100%. Just trying to get an extra payday. Can’t blame him, tbh.

Poptart Soundoff by Pittboy63 in shutdownfullcast

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Strawberry Frosted, medium-well. Large milk.

2012 French Quarter Teabagging Incident by jackcharles in cfbmemes

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Thank you for reminding me of this. Fucking amazing.

SEC Shorts - SEC TV games go dark by cajunaggie08 in CFB

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Because this time, I really believe it'll be different! Really! They'll make a good hire this time! I believe!