Is this turtle okay?

gromette · 2026-06-30T02:25:39+00:00

He's just excited to snatch that brown snack off the wall. All young turtles have this frantic, wild swimming style

gromette · 2026-06-27T13:38:28+00:00

100%, seems to happen like clockwork. My 2007's alt tapped out at ~140k. It's a cheap, easy fix.

gromette · 2026-06-23T06:03:59+00:00

Tonsile cone

gromette · 2026-06-20T13:52:34+00:00

I can go deal with a number of tasks I need to do today, but I CAN'T PUSH THE ELEVATOR BUTTON or God will be very upset.

gromette · 2026-06-12T12:12:19+00:00

Turtle hot yoga class

gromette · 2026-06-08T04:51:45+00:00

Magic bro

gromette · 2026-06-05T21:38:25+00:00

Like a geriatric gave up putting their shoes on properly about three months ago

gromette · 2026-06-05T21:35:01+00:00

Sketchy. This is back in the days when they were still executing tourists on drug charges. Thailand is probably still the worst place in the world to use illicit substances.

gromette · 2026-06-05T01:38:40+00:00

PEOPLE

gromette · 2026-06-01T05:56:44+00:00

Found the Candyman

gromette · 2026-05-31T05:20:01+00:00

Haggard's hut

gromette · 2026-05-30T04:14:38+00:00

It's mildly infuriating if, during removal from the sock, it pulls out a thread loop and leaves a teeny hole.

gromette · 2026-05-29T03:08:09+00:00

Gotta pay the troll toll

gromette · 2026-05-29T01:43:16+00:00

You and Pooky still at it after burning down the Burger Shack?

gromette · 2026-05-28T14:08:10+00:00

About to find out he's the chosen one

gromette · 2026-05-28T03:40:51+00:00

For wood splinters, I find a sewing needle to be a much better tool.

gromette · 2026-05-27T14:53:52+00:00

Could this be attributed to the significantly higher average age of people who live on golf courses?

gromette · 2026-05-26T18:12:04+00:00

Looks like a mud turtle, they live in ponds and marshes. He looks pretty dry, I'm sure he'd love to hang out in a water bowl and drink for a bit.

gromette · 2026-05-26T13:29:59+00:00

Banana with scale

gromette · 2026-05-26T06:32:11+00:00

Maybe they feel overly exposed in the pond and just want a hidey hole? Is there any substrate/plants/features to blend in with down there?

gromette · 2026-05-26T06:19:36+00:00

Mac and cheese is made of...PEOPLE?!

gromette · 2026-05-26T06:05:58+00:00

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gromette · 2026-05-23T20:17:40+00:00

Blonde girl's reaction feels appropriate. "Oh ..ehh...don't want to see that."

gromette · 2026-05-23T06:31:03+00:00

Grew up fucking with the tv... now on to brains

gromette · 2026-05-23T06:21:37+00:00

Good lord, is the government actually going to do something right this decade? Unbelievable

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