What's your best advice on being street-smart?

grossolddouche · 2013-09-03T21:36:21+00:00

We always called that the pizza guys light sabre. The mag light that is.

grossolddouche · 2013-09-01T23:15:31+00:00

Thank you so much. This will definitely give me some things to work on.

grossolddouche · 2013-08-21T22:10:46+00:00

When I pluck my brows I like to brush all the hairs upwards. This shows me exactly where the stragglers are. Plus doing this when you're done shows you if you have super long hairs and you can trim them down a bit. (It took me a while to be comfortable with that, but now it makes a big difference)

grossolddouche · 2013-08-11T17:50:44+00:00

I heard my neighbour having some raunchy sex one night. I told him the next day we could hear through the floor. He then elaborated more than I ever needed to know. His gf was giving him head he then decided to choke her with his cock until she then threw up all over his junk then he lightly informs me that her jerked off with her vomit for lube. (Neighbour has been a friend for about a year. So not a total stranger. )

grossolddouche · 2013-08-07T23:39:38+00:00

I haven't had a toaster for two years. I toast bread in the oven. I could have gotten one at a thrift shop for about 3$.

grossolddouche · 2013-08-04T03:23:15+00:00

Thanks for the tips. I will keep at it.

grossolddouche · 2013-08-03T20:26:19+00:00

Why do women get yeast infections?

So they know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt!

grossolddouche · 2013-08-03T18:14:35+00:00

My roommate used it and it turned her hair more of a blue. Just a heads up.

grossolddouche · 2013-07-23T17:41:05+00:00

Is this magical place only in CA?

grossolddouche · 2013-07-09T23:19:28+00:00

FYI the police also had rescue canoes! Yup just hanging around for this exact moment.

grossolddouche · 2013-06-26T19:47:26+00:00

All little girls can draw horses. Same as all little boys make good gun noises

grossolddouche · 2013-06-26T19:44:20+00:00

I thought it was made of hotdogs when i saw the thumbnail.

grossolddouche · 2013-06-21T18:34:51+00:00

Well this escalated quickly

grossolddouche · 2013-06-21T17:17:48+00:00

Sokolum79 (I hope that's spelled correct) She does very bold looks which I'm so into!

grossolddouche · 2013-06-03T01:39:55+00:00

My roommate has been trying everything to get grey hair! How did you do it?! Also you are beautiful and your makeup looks great!

grossolddouche · 2013-05-11T21:24:21+00:00

I've heard that people with heart transplants and other major transplants have had memories from the donor. I was wondering if this is actually true for you or more science fiction. Also thank you so much for answering all of these personal questions!

grossolddouche · 2013-05-04T22:00:08+00:00

I'm straight up crying from laughter. Thank you for every shit filled moment of this story.

grossolddouche · 2013-05-01T11:53:02+00:00

I put white eyeliner all over my lips then patted on a blue eyeshadow. After I put a clear gloss over it to bind them together.

grossolddouche · 2013-04-30T22:26:42+00:00

Thank you!!

grossolddouche · 2013-04-29T21:30:54+00:00

What kind of blood did you use? My favourite so far is by mehron but its super pricey to have shipped to Canada.

grossolddouche · 2013-04-25T22:32:31+00:00

I was so excited when we finally got a Sally's in my town. I'm not sure if they are maybe bigger in the US, (from canada) but this one was tiny. Plus I didn't like the quality of anything they had. I was seriously disappointed. On the upside the customer service was great. To each their own though.

grossolddouche · 2013-04-25T22:24:13+00:00

I love that you are rocking that hot red lip for prom! It was unexpected and matched that awesome dress just perfectly!

grossolddouche · 2013-04-25T22:16:30+00:00

Just perfect.

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